Fellas (and you too, little lady) I have to apologize for falsifying military records, running from battle, negotiating with the enemy without authorization, fraudulent anti-war propoganda and all my traiterous, slanderous, anti-military, anti-USA, anti-human behaviour. I guess I should have just shot myself the day I was born! Since I didn't, I'll just resign, give all my money to US military charities, cover myself in sackcloth and ashes and sit by the Vietnam Memorial Wall in shame and disgrace. Once again, sorry!
Note - Senators are required to call all women "little lady."
posted on 01/06/2005 4:21:18 PM PST
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
I was going to ask how you did that W, but never mind.
posted on 01/06/2005 4:23:13 PM PST
(Dems are drunk on sour grapes!)
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