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Michael Moore's New Mullet
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Posted on 01/10/2005 4:07:48 AM PST by Jon Alvarez
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: michaelmoore; mullet; traitor
Nice mullet Mr. Moore, but Billy Ray Cyrus wants it back.
To: Chieftain
To: Jon Alvarez
I've always wanted to see a huge black rectangle stab itself in the head over and over again.
To: Jon Alvarez
oops!
Thought that said Michael Moore takes a bullet.......
Not that I'd wish ill on another person. The do is a don't. No amount of mincing fops are going to make that FF (fat fellow) acceptable.
24 = ROCKS!!!
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posted on
01/10/2005 4:13:54 AM PST
by
petro45acp
("Democrat = socialist. Remember it, repeat it, say it loudly, and VOTE!")
To: Jon Alvarez
The leftist choice award, They can have him.
To: Jon Alvarez
The last time I saw anything with that much cloth was in a documentary on sailing ships.
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posted on
01/10/2005 4:40:11 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Half a league, half a league rode the MSM into the valley of obscurity)
To: Army Air Corps
The last time I saw anything with that much cloth was in a documentary on sailing ships.What a great trivia question!
"What requires more square yardage of canvas? A suit for Michael Moore or the quantity required of sailcloth to get the HMS Victory under way?"
Hint: We were well into the industrial age before we could produce a suit for Micheal Moore.
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posted on
01/10/2005 4:46:53 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: Jon Alvarez
they have found the missing boobah....Pabaah.
To: Jon Alvarez
That's the look that pop's into my mind when someone uses the term "dude" on these threads. ;o)
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posted on
01/10/2005 4:53:21 AM PST
by
iconoclast
(Conservative, not partisan.)
To: Caipirabob
To: Jon Alvarez
Mr. Moore with over 150,000 dead as a result of the tsunami how can you be mugging for the camera. Have you no compassion, no feelings, no caring for the plight of others. This award show should have been canceled. So should the Oscars. How can the entertainment community be so insensitive. Also, a special tax should be levied on the likes of Moore so they can more directly feel the pain of the less fortunate and "Moore" directly contribute to the relief effort.
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posted on
01/10/2005 4:59:47 AM PST
by
Pharlap
To: Caipirabob
ROFLMAO!
Considering his mass, it would be interesting to know how many calories he needs to burn just to roll out of bed at noon. Does he need assistance from a crane? Does he have a hydraulic CraftMatic bed that catapaults him to his feet? So many questions...
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posted on
01/10/2005 5:03:47 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Half a league, half a league rode the MSM into the valley of obscurity)
To: Pharlap
Now, now, that kind of thinking only applies to this month's inaugural festivities.
To: Jon Alvarez
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's mullet.
The goatee is repulsively hickish, too.
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posted on
01/10/2005 5:16:58 AM PST
by
Conservatrix
("He's a barf." --- Sophia T., Age 4, on John Sawed-Off Baldrick "I have a cunning plan" Kerry)
To: Jon Alvarez
While I abhor MM -- he does look much better than before.
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posted on
01/10/2005 5:20:18 AM PST
by
berkeleybeej
(A DUmmie stole my tagline!!)
To: berkeleybeej
Yeah, but how will Moore look in the morning?
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posted on
01/10/2005 5:23:33 AM PST
by
Liz
(Wise men are instructed by reason; lesser men, by experience; the ignorant, by necessity. Cicero)
To: Liz
garsh.he looks like that garafalo chick!
To: tiredoflaundry
Actually, it reminds me of Rosie O'Donnell's mullet (when the side of her head wasn't shaved)...
BTW have we ever seen MM and ROD together in public?
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posted on
01/10/2005 5:39:23 AM PST
by
Conservatrix
("He's a barf." --- Sophia T., Age 4, on John Sawed-Off Baldrick "I have a cunning plan" Kerry)
To: tiredoflaundry
Who? The donkey or Moore? LOL.
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posted on
01/10/2005 5:55:43 AM PST
by
Liz
(Wise men are instructed by reason; lesser men, by experience; the ignorant, by necessity. Cicero)
To: Liz
To: Jon Alvarez
Oy. Did the "boyz" from 'Queer Eye' get ahold of him? Still a loathsome oaf under it all.
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:14:00 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Jon Alvarez
As famous U of Iowa Football Coach Hayden Fry used to say, you can't polish a turd.
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posted on
01/10/2005 6:48:49 AM PST
by
RushCrush
(We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.-Marge Simpson)
To: Jon Alvarez
MM is holding up the loser award for helping to lose the last election. A fictional president giving the award is poetic justice! In the land of fiction, MM is the winner and let him stay there. He'll be invited to Martin Sheen's White House dinner parties. Yes, Hollywood celebs will be invited to these parties for their support in the last election and the DU audience will watch their fantasy unfold on TV. In the land of fiction... fiction is its own reward.
To: Jon Alvarez
Moore is from the mullet capital of the world, Davidson, Michigan.
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posted on
01/10/2005 9:55:24 AM PST
by
Oystir
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