Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle

The Sun ^ | 1.11.2005

[NYC GOP Chick]

By SUN ONLINE REPORTER

A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
 
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.

[NYC GOP Chick]

No pictures!!!

[jpl]

What they say is true: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Petronski]

OUCH

[MJY1288]

That'll learn him :-)

[nuconvert]

"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it..."

!!!

[Mo1]

PING A LING

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Wow. Good eye. His friend was really on the ball...

[Mears]

OUCH!!!!!

[Dog Gone]

Mutiliation of females is NOT a funny story, though.

[nuffsenuff]

That's one sick chick.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Oy Vey!!

[MisterRepublican]

And pandemonium erupts amongst the NOW gals!

[Graymatter]

"That's yours." What a Gary Cooper line that would have made. And how did this friend retrieve the organ from the maenad's jaws?

[Dave S]

No, no, no. Dont do that again. I am too good at visualization. I feel his pain!!!

[kstewskis]

...breaking up is hard to do...

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

Next time he really wants to have sex, and she won't let him, I bet he gets a bad case of blue ball.

[socal_parrot]

Yeah, but she's got balls.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I never said it was funny.

[zzen01]

I'm Speechless!

[nuffsenuff]

Ball.

She had ball.

Just one. In her mouth. Post disembodiment.

[GeorgeW23225]

I feel his pain........

[NutCrackerBoy]

That woman is nuts. (The man, however, is only nut).

[pkp1184]

Oooo, the left one...that's inexcusable.

[BladeLWS]

EY GAD!

[stboz]

I bet she's a three-hundred-pound sweathog.

[sweetliberty]

I think this woman may have a little trouble getting dates in the future.

[Soul Seeker]

I don't know what to say.

[b4its2late]

The boyfriend is now a "uni-nut".

[MJY1288]

In a related story ......"Amandi Monti is having trouble finding a new boyfriend"

[TheForceOfOne]

So true! lol

[Valpal1]

I'm confused, did it (the testicle) just pop off like legos or something?

Wouldn't there be a lot of bleeding?

Just eeww!

[Senator Pardek]

I posted a story about a sick dude ripping out an ovary, but it got deleted.

Double standard?

[bitt]

[DaveLoneRanger]

>:-| Did we really need to know this??

[hobson]

Well, maybe she was raised by a squirrel.

[hispanarepublicana]

why did she have to get so teste about it? she must be nuts.

[MJY1288]

"I bet she's a three-hundred-pound sweathog."

With sharp fingernails

[isthisnickcool]

That will teach him to hang out with her......

[Jorge]

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.

Hot chick.

[Dog Gone]

No, but everybody else is on this thread. I posted to you as thread originator, nothing more.

I just think it's weird that it's funny to cut off a man's penis or testicles, but it's bad to comment on the size of a woman's bosom. Interesting world.

[philomath]

organ from the maenad's jaws?

not your nads too???

[exnavychick]

How on earth...? Never mind, I'm quite sure I don't want to know.

OUCH!!

[Billthedrill]

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Good to know. I mean, it could have been anybody's.

[Kenny500c]

"The pair remained on good terms"

They aren't a pair anymore.

[rface]

Fake testicles say more about your boyfriend than dog: Limbaugh: "Neuticles are just plain neat!"

[ClearCase_guy]

I can sympathize with this guy -- it's happened to me. A couple of times.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I don't think it's funny -- just a rather unusual story.

[thirdgradeteacher]

Boy howdy. I feel weird now.

Perhaps if this were about Clinton.....

[aroostook war]

"Better put some ice on that!"