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How NERDY are You?
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Posted on 01/13/2005 6:36:00 AM PST by Squawk 8888
Have you been recently called a geek, a dork, a NERD? Do you want to be a nerd, geek, or dork? Well, this test is for you! This highly advanced 'test' will determine once and for all how nerdy you are. Upon completion, you will be given a score (out of 100) as to just how nerdy you are, plus a niffty little graphic and link that you can share with your friends (if you have any) so they can see how they measure up!
Please note: Spelling errors are intentionel and are in play to sea if you pik up on them (i.e. the erors are their for a reason). So plaese, no more emails regurding speling. Thnx!
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: nerd; quiz
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To: Squawk 8888
Yr. obdt. srvt. is:
Dan
251
posted on
01/13/2005 12:35:17 PM PST
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Squawk 8888
52 Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.
252
posted on
01/13/2005 12:37:14 PM PST
by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I also knew that that old photo was James Maxwell, but I was still surprised my score was that high.
As you may know, I hate Star Trek!
253
posted on
01/13/2005 12:39:58 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(New Freepers, I don't care about your crappy websites.)
To: Constitution Day

*sigh*
254
posted on
01/13/2005 12:43:10 PM PST
by
null and void
(I refuse to live my life as if someone, somewhere will be offended if I laugh...)
To: exnavychick
255
posted on
01/13/2005 12:43:52 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: ghitma
I sure your wife "crowned you".Nah...she was too exhausted ;-)
256
posted on
01/13/2005 12:45:36 PM PST
by
snopercod
(Due to the graphic nature of this tagline, viewer discretion is advised.)
To: mhking
Arg I am a 44. Only slightly nerdy.
257
posted on
01/13/2005 12:48:52 PM PST
by
Jaded
(Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain)
To: Squawk 8888

Yes!!!
258
posted on
01/13/2005 12:48:54 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: ßuddaßudd
I stand corrected. A DOUBLE S it is.Technically, it's called an 'essen.'
When I see your screenname, I pronounce it SSuddaSSudd.
259
posted on
01/13/2005 12:49:58 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
To: Rebelbase
I dunno. Is a "nerd wannabe" anything like a "Madonna wannabe"?
260
posted on
01/13/2005 12:50:05 PM PST
by
ShadowDancer
(Vivere est cogitare)
To: Squawk 8888
261
posted on
01/13/2005 12:51:42 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Quote the DUmmie, we got Roved)
To: snopercod
NOT ONE OF YOU built a Heathkit shortwave radio on your wedding night like I did.When you were done, did you cuddle with your bride or your gear? Be honest.
262
posted on
01/13/2005 12:52:28 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
To: Squawk 8888
Ack! It was that old RPN calculator I tells ya!
263
posted on
01/13/2005 12:57:33 PM PST
by
Lx
(If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?)
To: Peace4EarthNow
Mine was similar...here's my loser score
To: Squawk 8888
90 - yikes...
But I don't look or dress like one, swear! lol
265
posted on
01/13/2005 1:01:57 PM PST
by
Trinity_Tx
(Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believin as we already do)
To: Squawk 8888
I must be a real dumbass - I only scored 14.
sniff...sniff....
266
posted on
01/13/2005 1:02:35 PM PST
by
Don Simmons
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard; Prosper; Be Happy.)
To: Squawk 8888
Only 65%
That's what I get for letting them know I use Internet Explorer.
267
posted on
01/13/2005 1:05:15 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Conservatism pays off. Liberalism just wants to be paid.)
To: Peace4EarthNow
I wonder how these things are weighted...I'm not a nerd, I'm not a loser, but I'm really wierd (according to the tests.) Okay. Whatever. They should clarify.
To: Squawk 8888
I just took it again and now I'm only at 54%
This thing must be rigged LOL
269
posted on
01/13/2005 1:08:59 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Conservatism pays off. Liberalism just wants to be paid.)
To: Squawk 8888

Do you get points for knowing how to post the image?
This thing is wrong, I'm a professional mathematician, whatever I do is 100% nerdy.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
I think a true nerd is familiar with Linux and finds it to be nothing but chewing gum and bailing wire.
To: TheBigB
If they had video game questions, I would be the nerdiest person on the forum. ;)
272
posted on
01/13/2005 1:15:03 PM PST
by
4mycountry
(This is my tag. Deal with it.)
To: Trinity_Tx
OK, I might be a Nerd King, but I'm still "totally cool", thank goodness!
273
posted on
01/13/2005 1:18:50 PM PST
by
Trinity_Tx
(Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believin as we already do)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
"Only 65%
That's what I get for letting them know I use Internet Explorer."
LOL! That would do it, for sure!
274
posted on
01/13/2005 1:22:57 PM PST
by
Trinity_Tx
(Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believin as we already do)
To: Squawk 8888
I will be taking down the names of those who score in the 90's, to FReepmail when I get my butt in a sling on the computer.
And what is "telnet" and "ssh?"
275
posted on
01/13/2005 1:27:34 PM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Sixth grade to Michael Moore would not have been grade school, it would have been grad school.)
To: Squawk 8888
276
posted on
01/13/2005 1:32:12 PM PST
by
b4its2late
(You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.)
To: ShadowDancer
I got a 9 too, Shadowdancer. Let's meet for some beers and a smoke.
277
posted on
01/13/2005 1:32:46 PM PST
by
d-back
To: Squawk 8888
I scored a 23. Not very nerdy at all.
278
posted on
01/13/2005 1:35:22 PM PST
by
KC_Conspirator
(This space outsourced to India)
To: Squawk 8888
279
posted on
01/13/2005 1:37:07 PM PST
by
Glenn
(The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
To: Squawk 8888
Wow, I guess I kinda knew....
280
posted on
01/13/2005 1:40:11 PM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I'm the swizzle stick in the cocktail of life)
To: Squawk 8888
Overall, you scored as follows:

8% scored higher,
0% scored the same, and
91% scored lower.
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Nerd King. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!.
For your nerdy work, here is the promised image:
281
posted on
01/13/2005 1:48:42 PM PST
by
spodefly
(This message packaged with desiccant. Do not open until ready for use or inspection.)
To: Squawk 8888
I got a 98 but I lied on a few questions and am too lazy to FTP the graphic to a server.
282
posted on
01/13/2005 1:48:57 PM PST
by
Poser
(Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
To: Squawk 8888
To: Poser
"I got a 98 but I lied on a few questions and am too lazy to FTP the graphic to a server."
Well, you aren't supposed to. The code they give you fetches it from theirs, Poser. lol
284
posted on
01/13/2005 1:58:56 PM PST
by
Trinity_Tx
(Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believin as we already do)
To: Constitution Day
So was mine. It was rigged!
285
posted on
01/13/2005 2:10:47 PM PST
by
Bella_Bru
(You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
To: Squawk 8888
286
posted on
01/13/2005 2:16:31 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Anon.)
To: Squawk 8888
I don't know Vespas are retro-cool, if you know what I mean!
And apparently, I know cool!
To: All
Now I just have to show my girlfriend that 62% of people are nerdier than me.
To: Jack of all Trades
I chose BASIC because (apart from its syntactic flaws) it's translated rather than compiled and/or assembled. I may have gotten that one wrong, but dammit, I'm a nerd!
289
posted on
01/13/2005 2:21:10 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Anon.)
To: Squawk 8888
290
posted on
01/13/2005 2:24:39 PM PST
by
P.O.E.
(FReeping - even better than flossing.)
To: Petronski
When you were done, did you cuddle with your bride or your gear? Be honest.Only my bride knows ;-)
P.S. Reception is still great with both after 35 years.
291
posted on
01/13/2005 2:31:21 PM PST
by
snopercod
(Due to the graphic nature of this tagline, viewer discretion is advised.)
To: Squawk 8888; mhking; MeekOneGOP; All
You Know The Drill Click the Pics J I Demand A Re-Count!
There Ain't No Way This Is Possible!
I'm an Old Guy. Over 60. Over the hill. I Dunno Nuthin' bout Computers!) (Knowin' about computers is fer you young whipper-snappers)
|
(Thanks for the Ping Michael
J )
292
posted on
01/13/2005 2:32:06 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
Comment #293 Removed by Moderator
To: Petronski
Oh, I forgot to mention that I am posting this on generator power, since a tree fell on a 7.2KV line just up the road from me.
According to my Fluke 87 in the kitchen, our little Honda generator is pumping out 117.9VAC (RMS) at 59.82 HZ. I can still watch Fox News on the Dish, microwave my supper, and FReep at the same time.
Burn baby, burn!
294
posted on
01/13/2005 2:36:28 PM PST
by
snopercod
(Due to the graphic nature of this tagline, viewer discretion is advised.)
Comment #295 Removed by Moderator
To: Squawk 8888
296
posted on
01/13/2005 2:42:12 PM PST
by
WolfRunnerWoman
(I want closure on the word "closure".)
To: Squawk 8888
297
posted on
01/13/2005 2:43:37 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
To: freedumb2003
26% scored higher,
1% scored the same, and
73% scored lower.
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.
298
posted on
01/13/2005 2:46:56 PM PST
by
TypeZoNegative
(Isn't it ironic that the spleen, most useless organ in our body is also on the left side of our body)
To: Squawk 8888
To: TypeZoNegative
Feel proud and wear it!!
Nerds finally rule the UNiverse!
"Revenge Of The Nerds" is one of the best movies (only the 1st one) ever made!!
300
posted on
01/13/2005 2:59:54 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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