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CIA attacks al-Qaeda with prescription drugs - (Andy Borowitz! Funny!)
JEWISH WORLD REVIEW.COM ^ | JANUARY 18, 2005 | ANDY BOROWITZ

Posted on 01/18/2005 8:04:09 PM PST by CHARLITE

The Central Intelligence Agency has implemented a new plan to destroy the al-Qaeda terror network by convincing the terrorists to start taking hazardous prescription drugs, the agency confirmed today.

Within the intelligence community, hopes are high that evildoers will begin taking the medications and will soon afterwards suffer from a broad range of serious side effects, including heart attacks and death.

According to one CIA source, agency analysts developed the prescription drug strategy after they viewed a video of al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden walking in mountainous terrain and noticed that he seemed to be experiencing "a certain degree of joint pain."

In one commercial currently airing on the Arabic-language al-Jazeera network, an actor portraying a terrorist says, "I was in so much pain, I just didn't feel like going on jihad anymore."

(Excerpt) Read more at jewishworldreview.com ...


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1 posted on 01/18/2005 8:04:11 PM PST by CHARLITE
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To: CHARLITE

Start al Qaeda on prescription drugs? Actually, the idea is to make them bankrupt.


2 posted on 01/18/2005 9:05:48 PM PST by BlazingArizona
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