posted on 01/23/2005 1:04:36 AM PST
Even if he's a little light in the flippers, SpongeBob has brought children good, clean fun. SpongeBush has brought the world dark, endless fights.
Real men don't whine.
posted on 01/23/2005 1:06:08 AM PST
(The wife asked how I slept last night. I said, "How do I know? I was asleep!")
I tried reading it, but all I could think to myself was, "blah blah blah blah blah..."
posted on 01/23/2005 1:08:05 AM PST
(Skimmed Oil for Food money is used to kill innocent Iraqis, where's the "No Blood for Oil" outrage?)
To: rdb3; cyborg; arasina; fortunecookie
Idiotic column (Mo, you ignorant slut!).
posted on 01/23/2005 1:14:28 AM PST
(Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
posted on 01/23/2005 1:17:49 AM PST
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save bucks and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
The three words that drive Dowd to intoxicated rants: Catherine Zeta Jones.
Poor Maureen just doesn't know how to satisfy a man.
posted on 01/23/2005 1:22:04 AM PST
by peyton randolph
(CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
posted on 01/23/2005 1:22:20 AM PST
Good Grief ... she is such a nasty bitter women
It's no wonder she was dumped
posted on 01/23/2005 1:27:31 AM PST
(Liberty will come to those who love it)
ZZZZzzzzz snorrrre zzzZZZZ* what? oh - it's just another insanity induced, MoDo seizure on the keyboard...
zzzzsknnnnnx! wake me again when there is something consequential going on...g'night
posted on 01/23/2005 1:34:02 AM PST
( <temporary tagline leased from "Taglines 'R' Us"> Lazy Anarchist Vandals for Peace)
To: rdb3; All
Any true SpongeBob fan knows that in reality he's got a thing for Sandy the Space-Helmet Wearing Squirrel. OOPS! I guess that means he's into some bizarre form or cross-species, vertebrate/invertebrate bestiality. Or perhaps this is how "natural selection" works?!?
(Maybe Maureen can find her ideal man in Bikini Bottom. Mr. Krabs is single.)
posted on 01/23/2005 1:45:00 AM PST
(Every adult citizen should be permitted concealed carry.....of a tactical nuclear weapon)
The place is named Bikini Bottom. Not Speedo bottom for cripes sake.
I really think there are more life or death issues on the table to take up a cause on now rather than lend this much thought to analyzing a cartoon.
posted on 01/23/2005 2:35:10 AM PST
I always find myself clicking on the Dowd threads for the KZJ pics. Odd, no?
posted on 01/23/2005 2:40:38 AM PST
(Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
I can't believe she gets paid to write this drivel.
posted on 01/23/2005 2:56:17 AM PST
(John Kerry has now met with the enemy during war two times, in 1970 and again in 2005.)
Put down the remote and go out and get some fresh air, Mo. Geez.
Does EVERY SINGLE column of hers have to be some Hollywood/TV/Washington corollary? Does anyone find this witty?
posted on 01/23/2005 4:44:23 AM PST
posted on 01/23/2005 5:10:08 AM PST
("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
Who cares about Moo-reen's crabby panties?
Mo, don't go worrying you little head about Bush and
parlor tricks, you should be much more concerned about
how GREAT KKKaty C. looked at Donald's wedding, she was
wearing YOUR dress!
posted on 01/23/2005 8:08:15 AM PST
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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