(Page Six) Kerry Makes Heel of Herself

NY Post ^ | 1.24.2005 | Richard Johnson

[NYC GOP Chick]

ALEXANDRA Kerry might not have made the most gracious presidential daughter. She waltzed into the Converse suite at the Motorola lodge and started demanding shoes. "The woman running the suite was helping someone else, but Alexandra didn't care," said our spy. "She just started pointing to all these shoes and saying really loudly, 'A 10! In those, those and those! Didn't you hear me? A 10!' " When the Converse woman told Kerry she didn't have her size, Kerry waggled her finger and sniffed, "I am NOT impressed with what's going on here." The woman sighed, "Well, then, you can leave — I am not impressed with you!"

[NYC GOP Chick]

[NYC GOP Chick]

Size 10? No, I won't make any horseshow jokes! ;D

[NYC GOP Chick]

horseshoE

[cyborg]

The woman sighed, "Well, then, you can leave — I am not impressed with you!"

** ROTFL!!!! She should be given a promotion.

[vpintheak]

Spoiled rich wench.

[BenLurkin]

Must run in the family . . .

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Size 10???

[Darkwolf377]

Why the long face?

Sorry, but someone had to get that one out of the way.

[kenth]

lol... They should have told her they were all out of nails in her size.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

She tells you her age by stomping her foot.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

ROTFL

[BenLurkin]

Yes. Alexandra is easy to "see through" . . .

The whole family is suspect. America really did get a lucky break in the last election.

[cyborg]

Yeah that was a gift from God.

[fatima]

Mouth size.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Egads!

[MarineBrat]

So old horseface sired a Clydesdale?

[NYC GOP Chick]

No need to apologize -- it's not like you posted the see-through dress photo!

[NYC GOP Chick]

She probably lies about that.

[Waco]

Dearie, go -FK yerself.

[jocon307]

I still can't get over how much the cameras (or the photogs?) hated John Francois.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Huh?!

[Jeff Gordon]

I am NOT impressed with what's going on here.

So, now we know the reason for her long face.

[gop_gene]

I'm not surprised they didn't have her size--I don't think Sasquatch wears shoes.

[orangelobster]

I'll chip in five bucks to get her a pair of chuck taylors.

[Miss Behave]

Remember when she tried to hush the MTV audience, by putting her finger over her mouth in a "shhhhhh" motion, when she and her sister were roundly booed?

Now THERE was a clue....

[dangus]

"A 10! A 10!"

You call yourself a ten? I'm thinking a 3 at the most.

[Miss Behave]

She and her sister are like Cinderella's ugly step-sisters. The glass slipper does NOT fit.

[ChefKeith]

Too funny!

[oyez]

Thar is is the altitude of the super liberals with money. "You had better kiss my *ss. We're your masters." You ain't sh*t with out us."

[BenLurkin]

They were close enough to see what he was really like -- and it wasn't good.

[Waco]

"To the Kerry Chick",,,not you.

[BenLurkin]

Oops!

[Waco]

"To the Kerry Chick",,,not you.

[goldstategop]

I wear a size 9. Here's a tip to clueless Alexandra - ask for a size 43. Its just right for your oversized feet! (laughing)

[BenLurkin]

[tinamina]

Didn't you find itvery interesting there was NO mention of their mother during the campaign?

[xJones]

JFKerry never had any money of his own, but Alpo Alexandra's mother was worth $300 million. Alexandra's mom went into a deep depression for several years which allegedly broke up her marriage with Kerry. It doesn't take an Einstein to guess why she was so depressed being married to Lurch and the two daughters resembling him (woof!).

But not to be left broke while stranded in the Senate after the divorce, Kerry found the (somewhat bizarre) older, pickled widow worth a cool billion dollars, and true love triumphed at last.

The whole family situation is weird on all sides, and does make a strong argument for leaving all your money to your favorite dog or cat.:)

[Tax Government]

This is the same, uh, skank who walked around in a see-through dress at a French film festival. Piture posted on demand.

[Tax Government]

... re the picture: it's already posted above. The most memorable part is the "duh" radiating from her face.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

No question about it.

:)

[Miss Behave]

The Kerry girls' (Whinny and Neigh,) relationship with TeresaTox: "We call her our step-MONEY."'

TeresaTox's relationship with the Kerry girls: "Stepchildren should be treated like pets."

What a warm and fuzzy, non-disfunctional family....

[I still care]

They say the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

From Snopes:

For example, humorist Dave Barry (a Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist whose work is carried by more than 500 newspapers in the U.S. and abroad) concluded a 2003 article about potential presidential candidates with the following observation:

In conclusion, I want to extend my sincere best wishes to all of my opponents, Republican and Democrat, and to state that, in the unlikely event I am not elected, I will support whoever is, even if it is Sen. John Kerry, who once came, with his entourage, into a ski-rental shop in Ketchum, Idaho, where I was waiting patiently with my family to rent snowboards, and Sen. Kerry used one of his lackeys to flagrantly barge in line ahead of us and everybody else, as if he had some urgent senatorial need for a snowboard, like there was about to be an emergency meeting, out on the slopes, of the Joint Halfpipe Committee. I say it's time for us, as a nation, to put this unpleasant incident behind us. I know that I, for one, have forgotten all about it. That is how fair and balanced I am.

This paragraph from an August 2004 Weekly Standard article echoes both the previous stories:

Granted staggering wealth on the basis of marriage, Kerry seems to believe he deserves it, and perhaps always has. Such, at least, is the popular perception among the voters who know him best. "One of the surest ways to get the phones ringing on any Massachusetts talk-radio show is to ask people to call in and tell their John Kerry stories," says Howie Carr, the Boston Herald columnist and radio host. "The phone lines are soon filled, and most of the stories have a common theme: The junior senator pulling rank on one of his constituents, breaking in line, demanding to pay less (or nothing), or ducking out before the bill arrives. The tales often have one other common thread. Most end with Sen. Kerry inquiring of the lesser mortal: 'Do you know who I am?'"

[lavrenti]

What a beast! Obviously John laid on his rage and need issues on her.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

They say the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

Nor the dropping from the horse.

[fire_eye]

There's no way she wears a size 10 shoe. Her mouth isn't THAT big.

[Squantos]

Gheeesh last time I seen a mouth like that it had a hook in it.......

Flicka needs new shoes clippity clop clippity clop ...

And look at dem teeefh on that sasquatch ! Looks like the grille on a 59 Buick......

OK I'm done being tacky !

[Route101]

I must have shoes!!!!!...Al Bundy would have told her..sorry..it's the blacksmiths day off.....

[Miss Behave]

LOL!

[Gum Shoe]

"A 10! In those, those and those! Didn't you hear me? A 10!"

Wow. Sounds like a typical spoiled rich kid. My parents would have taken away my .50 cents a week (but that's in 1963 dollars) allowance for that one. But I could make it back if I worked really hard collecting pop bottles! I guess I'm saying, I just can't relate to someone like this.

[CyberAnt]

AND A HUGE BONUS TO BOOT!!