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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
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Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy
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To: TexasCowboy
I haven't laughed so hard!! Thank you for this!
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:29:19 AM PST
by
Amityschild
("Sleeping on a dragon's hoard with greedy, dragonish thoughts in his heart, he had become a dragon")
To: WestCoastGal
102
posted on
01/24/2005 7:30:53 AM PST
by
Quilla
To: TexasCowboy
thanks for the hilarious pics!!
To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.What grandmother,
I could always use some ammo for Christmas.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
I guess I qualify, then. I'd never even buy a truck unless I knew how many bales I could get in it, just in case the hay guy couldn't make a delivery.
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:32:57 AM PST
by
Capriole
(the Luddite hypocritically clicking away on her computer)
Comment #105 Removed by Moderator
To: TexasCowboy
106
posted on
01/24/2005 7:35:36 AM PST
by
Quilla
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Crescent wrench second solution, hang a small one off your key chain along with a P38.
To open a wine bottle, push the cork in, use a cork screw, break the neck, use a lag bolt, or drink, MD20/20, Wild Irish Rose and screw the cap off.
When I was a kid the last solution was correct.
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:36:48 AM PST
by
Little Bill
(A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
To: WestCoastGal
Can you imagine having to ring that doorbell?
You'd punch it quickly and hope no one saw you!
108
posted on
01/24/2005 7:36:50 AM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: mommadooo3
there are way to many pictures of Barbara Boxer out there but this one takes the prize
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:37:05 AM PST
by
mt tom
To: Quilla
110
posted on
01/24/2005 7:37:21 AM PST
by
WestCoastGal
("If you can't run with the big dogs, you'd better go sit on the porch." (Daytona 500 ~~ 27 days);-)
To: TexasCowboy; Happy2BMe; devolve; Dog Gone; deport; hocndoc; Flyer; Eaker; WOSG; lowbridge; ...
111
posted on
01/24/2005 7:37:31 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. The Mommy Minivan I drive can outhaul most little pickups!
To: WestCoastGal
LOL! I couldn't get a spot in the infield!
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:38:23 AM PST
by
Quilla
To: TexasCowboy
I'm a REDNECK and proud of it. NO OFFENSE TAKEN but I wonder if you know the term REDNECK originated in England several centuries ago when the common people rebelled against the demands that were put on them by the King. In order to identify each other,while fighting the Kings Army, the common people wore a red collar around their neck and become known as REDNECKS.
Jeff Foxweorthy has made as lot of money making fun of REDNECKS and I don't fault him for that but if I were in Iraq, or anywhere else, I would feel a lot safer knowing there were a bunch of REDNECKS around.
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:38:52 AM PST
by
cedarswingman
(Evil prospers when good men do nothing.)
To: TexasCowboy
Stop TC ~ yer killin' me!! :):)
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:41:11 AM PST
by
blackie
To: gibsosa
To: shaggy eel
Anything like this in KiwiLand? :)
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:42:41 AM PST
by
blackie
To: TexasCowboy
I think I pulled a muscle...I'm hurting from laughing!!
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:42:58 AM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: TexasCowboy
Wanna ride in my redneck limo???!!!
119
posted on
01/24/2005 7:43:15 AM PST
by
mysto
("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
To: CougarGA7
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