[Behind Liberal Lines]

Ah, but let's look at ACTUAL Ithacans protesting:

No wonder they have to use the same seven over and over. They are probably the only ones in the group who bathe and shave.

[PeterFinn]

Wow. I never thought I'd feel good about living in the People's Republic of Kalifornia (The Only State with a Red Star in its Flag!) but now I do.