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To: Rocketman

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi...At last we will have Revenge"--Darth Maul to Darth Sidious


6 posted on 01/31/2005 6:14:53 PM PST by Darth Dan
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To: Darth Dan

DENNIS: Well I didn't vote for you!

KING ARTHUR: You don't vote for a king.

DENNIS: Well then how do you become king then?

KING ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

KING ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

KING ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!


9 posted on 01/31/2005 6:19:11 PM PST by stinkerpot65
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