What you will not be hearing Bush say tonight. (Aw, trollie, won't see him no more).

[digdugfud]

The coming economic crisis. Unemployment. Health care for the poor. The almost 1,500 dead soldiers. The almost 100,000 dead Iraqis. Armstrong Williams and Maggie Gallagher. The Christian Conservative takeover of our nation. The missing 9 billion. The missing weapons of mass destruction. The impending invasion of Iran, and Syria. The total failure to protect us on 9-11.

[digdugfud]

Sorry but it's true.

[Next_Time_NJ]

[KevinDavis]

Whatever troll

[Hildy]

So long

[SlowBoat407]

kittyping!

[RushCrush]

Bye bye commie fraud!

BUSH CONTROLS THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tempest]

Hey your at the right place for this kind of garbage! .....

[TheBigB]

Pinging the VK's to ZOT a troll...

[anniegetyourgun]

Another Christophobe, eh?

[jennyjenny]

You know, I think I'll just watch and listen to it for myself. But, thanks for trying. Be seeing ya.

[CharlieOK1]

in before the zot!

[KC_Conspirator]

Go back to sitting in a urban cafe, hating America...

[PRND21]

"Please hand me that piano."

[Semi Civil Servant]

May I be among the first to say "Bye, idiot".

[Labyrinthos]

Viking Kitties on the horizon.

[Miss Marple]

Oh, good, I got here before the Zot!

[Lazamataz]

The impending invasion of Iran, and Syria.

You say that like it's a BAD thing!

[anniegetyourgun]

You wouldn't know truth if it bit you on the butt.

[WoodstockCat]

so is this:

digdugfud = America-hating, Islamo-facist loving Troll.

[SlowBoat407]

[Saberwielder]

[Cold Heat]

Go..........AWAY!

[jasoncann]

[maeng]

Or, that Clinton in his miserable terms in office, caused much of this...................

[Mad Dawgg]

INCOMING...

ZOT!

[bert]

What a cocantation of trivialities. Post to do about nothing.

[RushCrush]

[roaddog727]

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

ZOT!

[7thOF7th]

I don't think you could recognize the truth if it hit you in the face! You need to wake up earlier in the day because the Sun also rises.

[gakrak]

Don't let the screen door hit you in the A$$ on your way out!

[Osage Orange]

Ward...is that you?

[jennyjenny]

I just love kitty pictures. :-)

[Sinner6]

The total failure to protect us on 9-11

Bush isn't the type to point out why Clinton was a bad president.

[Maceman]

The almost 100,000 dead Iraqis. . . . Sorry but it's true.

What you say is so completely false that falsehood itself is the very truth by comparison.

[anniegetyourgun]

For DUers

[doug from upland]

We will not be hearing the President report that a group of FReepers with computer expertise managed to find a troll who broke into FR today. They went to his mobile home, abducted him, stripped him naked, tied him to a tree, and took film of people walking by and laughing at his lack of "manhood."

[bill1952]

Sorry troll.
What IS true is that none of that is true. Bye, bye.

[Darkwolf377]

And not a WORD about your alien masters! Bush = Xenophobe! Voting rights for Martians NOW!!!!

[retrokitten]

Maggie Gallagher

But he will be smashing watermelons and other assorted fruit so the Supreme Court Justices and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs should bring some plastic!

[Lee Heggy]

"Sorry but it's true."

That depends on what 'it' is.

Bye troll....

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

You are absolutely right. You are sorry.

[Howlin]

The almost 100,000 dead Iraqis.

An absolute lie; if you can't come here with the facts, don't come here.

[Arrowhead1952]

ZOTTED!!

and Paved!!

[TheBigB]

What you will NOT be hearing John Kerry, or any other Demonrat, say tonight...

"As your President..."

[DainBramage]

Your right...he will not talk about the Clinton legacy.

[Monti Cello]

And what won't John Kerry be saying??

He won't be saying that he's Prez, for one thing.

Instead of addressing the nation as President, he'll have both hands in his pockets playing with himself for consolation.

As you will you, I suspect.

[.cnI redruM]

The Christian Conservative takeover of our nation; watch it everyday on MTV. Listen to it on the Snoop Dogg classic Doggy_Style.

You are an unadulterated, 200 proof blithering mope. I hope you plan the 2006 election strategy for The So-Called Democratic Party.

You are a floaty in God's Celestial Toilet Bowl and the Archangel Gabriel is preparing to flush. So long and thanks for the Zot-Bait!

[dfwgator]

"Game Over."

[Corin Stormhands]

[bill1952]

Hey, that's great! LOL!