Drowning in Cambodia [“Kerry has gone delusional]

Oregon Magazine ^ | 2-9-2005 | By Thomas Lipscomb

[johnny7]

It has been a rough ten days for Senator John Kerry.

First Democratic Party moneybags George Soros said Kerry’s name on the Presidential ballot was a dead loser. Then Teresa Heinz Kerry decided to borrow a dead winner’s rather than a live loser’s last name, reverting to “Teresa Heinz” for public appearances. But the worst day Kerry had was a Sunday answering Tim Russert’s questions on Meet the Press on --- (what else?) ----Vietnam.

[johnny7]

Maybe Kerry can get Dan Rather to back him up.

[Embraer2004]

And the best news: Howard Dean, who lost to Kerry and Edwards in the primaries will lead the DNC! Talking about total implosion in the DemRATS rank and file!

[MadAnthony1776]

And we'll still be waiting for Kerry to sign that 180 in 2008. That's the only sure thing you can count on Kerry for.

[kassie]

After he has a chance to destroy or delete any records that may still be around.

[peyton randolph]

And we'll still be waiting for Kerry to sign that 180 in 2008. That's the only sure thing you can count on Kerry for.

He can't run again in '08. Soros won't fund him and Terezzzzzza has no interest in it...she'd divorce him if he tried.

[frankiep]

I thank God more and more every day that this guy is not President.

[shezza]

Talking about total implosion in the DemRATS rank and file!

It's a beautiful sight, isn't it? Now if only we can witness the same in Washington State, where the RATS are still clinging desperately to power by hook or by crook (mostly by crook)....

[Carolinamom]

Another lie added to his string! NOW he says he was AMBUSHED in Cambodia while delivering weapons to the enemy.

[leadpenny]

Looks like Russert and Imus rope-a-doped him.

[samtheman]

Just like his debate with John O'Neil on the Dick Cavett show back in 1971. The guy lies in public. Been doing it for decades.

[Waco]

Imagine if Bush played this kerry game on his 180? CBS etal would be harping on it 3-4 times a day.

[TheRatHunter]

This is hilarious how they are eating their former savior alive, after figuring out Hillary's running.

[Bulgaricus]

Didn't the Ketchup guy move to Pyongyang, North Korea after W's was installed as Prez? Guess Mikey Moore, Babs & Jeanie Gaffbuffalo will just LOVE the menu there...

[Salamander]

"NOW he says he was AMBUSHED"

That was just a Freudian psycho-slip.
He was really referring to the crushing defeat A*BUSH handed him in 2004 but his ego has transformed it into a delusional "war story".

[blanknoone]

Maybe Kerry can get Dan Rather to back him up.

I can help Danny "superscript" Rather out with this documentation. I found it behind my desk.

Memo

To: Johnny Kerry

From: Richard Nixon

Go 5 miles into Cambodia and give weapons to a tiny little hardcore communist faction of mass murders called the Khmer Rouge on Christmas. I'm not your Commander in Chief yet, but do it anyway.

/signed/

Tricky Dick

[Carolinamom]

Your psychoanalytical skills are superb!

[johnny7]

If Kerry was elected, those elections in Iraq would never had gone off as well as they did. Right now, the MSM would be talking about the planeloads of G.I.'s coming home bewildered as to why we went there.

The military would have recieved the blame along with Bush... and Dan Rather would be squealing with joy!

[johnny7]

The irony is that cBS tried to take Bush down on his record... Kerry's doing it to himself!

[carlr]

Shows the trouble with telling a lie.It must be covered by another lie and another lie and so on.Soon it will catch you.

The truth is never hard to remember.

[Bon mots]

None of his shipmates will back him up?
Looks like he's being left in the Lurch.

GRoooaaaannnn!

[SeaBiscuit]

As Kerry's delusional world continues to crumble his injured narcissism will reveal even more bizarre babble.

[dirtboy]

Lipscomb is Kerry's worst nightmare - a dogged reporter who won't let this story go.

[sgtbono2002]

I am still waiting for the media to apologise to the real heroes, The Swift Boat Vets , for calling them liars.

Guess it will be a long wait.

Theresa, Heinz, Theresa Kerry, Theraysa, A skank by any other name.

[cardinal4]

After he has a chance to destroy or delete any records that may still be around.

And Kerry is dumb enough to whitewash his record too much. Tales of bravery in courage in Cambodia, rescuing troops from a burning helicopter near Da Nang, singlehandedly fighting off company strength VC and preventing rogue soldiers from killing a Vietnamese family's water buffalo, will all be passed around by the pundits. Sheesh, Kerry just wont accept the fact that he is a boob in the public's eye. But is own arrogance and inflated sense of self importance blinds him to that fact..

[Salamander]

*aw, shucks*....:)

[Salamander]

"carlr" said it best.
The truth always stands.

[mewzilla]

Then Teresa Heinz Kerry decided to borrow a dead winner’s rather than a live loser’s last name, reverting to “Teresa Heinz” for public appearances.

ROTF!!! Bet she dumps him soon...

[TomGuy]

Talking about total implosion in the DemRATS rank and file!

Maybe, maybe not. Considering how close Kerry, a candidate with little substance, basing most of his whole campaign on 4 months in Vietnam 35 years ago and even admitting questionability about some of his medals, came to getting elected anyway. Had the OBL tape not surfaced and reminded enough independents that terrorism was still a real threat, Kerry was on his way to winning.

Regardless of the seeming disarray in the Dem Party, whomever they nominate (quite possibly Hillary) for '08, will automatically get 42-45% of the vote and will only have to earn a few additional points to win the White House. So far, none of the Pubbie names circulating could win.

[Pubs could be in serious trouble for '08. The Dems ran '04 on ABB (anyone but Bush) and almost won. The Pubs could be running ABC (anyone but hClinton), and they could nominate a throw-away).]

[Ditter]

My thoughts exactly. Thank You God for George Walker Bush!

[conservativecorner]

sKerry is a true nut case BUMP!!

[I got the rope]

Had the OBL tape not surfaced and reminded enough independents that terrorism was still a real threat, Kerry was on his way to winning.

Their is no such thing as independents. It is something cooked up by the media for ratings. Anyone who told you that didn't know who they were going to vote for last year was a lying scumbag demonrat.

[johnny7]

Anyone who told you that didn't know who they were going to vote for last year was a lying scumbag demonrat.

...and fu_king stupid to boot!

[Roccus]

100% correct. Anyone who thinks the Dim. party is finished does so at their own peril.

[Roccus]

Gotta disagree. I've been registered as an 'Independent' for 40yrs. That's NOT to say I was un-decided, only that I have no political affiliation.

[johnny7]

...maybe not.

And here lies the rub.

If the MSM continues to hide their implosion... it never happened! Plain & simple. You're right about Hillary and the amount of 'undemanding' voters out there too.

Kerry did amazingly well for what he was... an anti-war, pro-abortion bore from a socialist state. I suggest to all here not to get carried away with euphoria... because opinions here in no way reflects anything coming out of the nightly news.

[Smokin' Joe]

Now, now, I am sure she is really a nice person.....

-cough-cough-gack-

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Rats! I just couldn't type that with a straight face.

Everybody has their limits...

[bitt]

lying traitor ping

[TomGuy]

Their is no such thing as independents. It is something cooked up by the media for ratings. Anyone who told you that didn't know who they were going to vote for last year was a lying scumbag demonrat.

You are trying to mix apples and bricks. Rush, is that you? [Rush always whines about Independents, too.]

Well, I hate to disturb your reality, but Independents do exist. They are the ones who don't drink the Party cool-aid.

There is more to the political landscape than Democrats and Republicans, in the same respect that the world is more than black-and-white. Just because all you can see are 2 parties (political philosophies) does not mean others cannot and do not exist. They do exist.

As to the last part of your statement, being Independent does NOT mean someone 'does not' know who they will vote for. Independent means they vote for the person they think best suited, regardless of party affiliation. Big distinction.

Go ahead, refill your glass, have a drink. What flavor is your cool-aid?

[shubi]

"And Kerry is dumb enough to whitewash his record too much. Tales of bravery in courage in Cambodia, rescuing troops from a burning helicopter near Da Nang, singlehandedly fighting off company strength VC and preventing rogue soldiers from killing a Vietnamese family's water buffalo, will all be passed around by the pundits. Sheesh, Kerry just wont accept the fact that he is a boob in the public's eye. But is own arrogance and inflated sense of self importance blinds him to that fact.."

Dumber than a speeding bullet, less powerful than a pink tutu, able to lie to Russert in multiple sounds- really a mild mannered gigolo- the man of marshmallow fights against truth justice and the American way!

Kerry should read about Walter Mitty.

[Roccus]

You and I seem to think alike.
That should be reeeaaallly scaaarrry for you. }:^)

[maryz]

LOL! Why don't you send it to Mary Mapes? That'll help her get her job back!

[Jackson57]

You make a very good point. The independents have a profound effect, though not always direct, on the outcome of the election. Look at the Nader effect on the 2000 Presidential election. Also, Perot had a huge effect on getting Clinton in the White House, though I'm sure that wasn't his goal.

[dimmer-rats stealvotes]

Anyone who would vote for the present line of democrats has a problem with patriotism and commonsense. Pres. Bush said it: you're either for America or against America. The only democrat I've seen recently who is for America is Zell Miller, Senator from Georgia who spoke at the Republican Convention and is now retired. Forget this Independent stuff. You're either for or against. No fence sitting. I also think most people understand that, which is the reason W was re-elected.

[maryz]

Bet she dumps him soon...

Right after Arafat died, Howie Carr was asking for callers to guess how long it would take Kerry to start pursuing Suha after Teresa dumped him.

[maryz]

. . . Kerry was on his way to winning.

I'm hoping someone gets serious about curbing election fraud. Of course, I was hoping that after 2000 too.

[meema]

sKerry should take up 'journalism'.

He is a fabricator of the first order. I'm sure he could get a job at the NYSlimes.

[OldFriend]

If a person can't figure out which party best represents their principles they have my pity.

In many states they cannot participate in the primary system and are willing to leave that decision to others.....nothing admirable about that.

[bitt]

[bert]

Here is a link to the .pdf file for the Standard Form 180

Print out a copy and fax to Senator Kerry at (202) 224-8525

I've made sure he has one. Perhaps if he gets thousands he will get the message.

[theDentist]

I wonder if this is how the political landscape looked when the Whigs party crumbles into oblivion....