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Posted on 02/10/2005 2:18:28 PM PST by Apolitical
LATEST WARD CHURCHILL NEWS:
PSEUDO-INJUNS GO ON WARPATH; DEMAND FAKE CASINO
(Scarsdale, NY) -- Rushing to the defense of controversial University of Colorado professor and pseudo-Indian Ward Churchill, pseudo-Indians from as far afield as the Hamptons and Berkeley are joining forces to get the United States federal government to recognize their claims as an official non-existing ethnic group.
Running Polo Pony, Chief of the Pseudo-Sioux Nation of Scarsdale, New York and Greater Westchester County, yesterday told reporters at a pow-wow held outside the Dakota Apartment Building on Manhattan's East Side, that the Pseudo-Sioux are prepared to engage in "virtual scalpings" if the Bush Administration does not grant them the right to build a fake casino on tribal lands in the East 80s.
"My people have suffered much at the hands of the pale faces," said Sleeps With Rock Stars, a member of the Neo-Navajo Tribe of Nantucket. "For years, agents of the Bureau of Pseudo-Indian Affairs have been taxing our trust funds at confiscatory rates and have stolen tribal lands in the ski districts of Colorado and Utah in order to build Air Force bases. We've put on our Clinique and Prescriptives warpaint and we won't back down until we get what is rightfully ours".........................
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Running Polo Pony! I love it.
I like "Sleeps with Rock Stars."
I can only offer my fake sympathies and fake respect for these fake braves.
May they achieve the fake victory they falsely seek.
Chief Sitting Volvo and Running Birkenstock come to mind.
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