Mick Foley.
Posted on 02/16/2005 8:28:13 PM PST by CHARLITE
They really should have known it wasn’t going to work out when he suggested that “Ellen DeGeneres has crabs.” Sentiments like that are never positive. Perhaps they also should have reviewed one of his lively comic routines before hiring him. Maybe then they would have learned that he’s a racist swine with a penchant for ideas that would make death row inmates blush.
Abortion in America is “beautiful”? Not good.
No serious person was really surprised to learn that Chris Rock believes only gays watch the Oscars. After his position on gay marriage was recently exposed—“f*** them fa**ots,” he explained politely, reportedly attempting to mock President Bush—nobody was really on the fence about Rock’s personal sensibilities toward homosexuality. Pretty soon he’ll be crooning Alger Hiss-style, calling Clint Eastwood a “queer.”
Or he may just prattle Mary Beth Cahill-style, calling Hilary Swank “fair game” because she won Best Actress a few years ago for playing a lesbian.
Swank deserved her “Boys Don’t Cry” statuette, just like she does this time for the emotional epic “Million Dollar Baby,” in which she portrays an American hero: a woman who saves her money for a noble goal, perseveres to become the best she can be, and even seeks to bring morality and independence to welfare-minded losers. Chris Rock disagrees. He thinks "Awards for art are f***ing idiotic." Rock is familiar with that particular phrase because it’s what everyone with an IQ higher than 12 thinks of his standup acts.
Only about ten people watched the Grammy Awards—Queen Latifah was tremendous, incidentally—but the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences apparently hasn’t yet processed that. They’re still so pleased that they were able to refrain from nominating Michael Moore that they’ve forgotten to plan a decent show. Hint to AMPAS: Chris Rock does not a family program make.
Admittedly, not everyone understands Rock to be a scumbucket. The New York Times likes to think of him as “probably the funniest and smartest comedian working today,” while Vanity Fair takes the simpler approach of labeling him “young, gifted, and the funniest man in America.”
Ray Richmond of the prestigious Hollywood Reporter feels sorry for the Oscars host. To Richmond, demeaning entire classes of people is how Rock “has been having fun” lately. All he’s done, argues Richmond, is “committed the sin of brutal honesty”—the way Ward Churchill did, no doubt. “The fact that Rock is the best thing that could happen to the way-too-full-of-its-bloated-sense-of-self-importance Academy Awards is undeniable,” he writes.
They’re a diverse crowd, these liberals.
Matt Drudge was the one to valiantly break the story on Rock’s pathetic existence, at least insofar as the impending Oscars are concerned. But we shouldn’t act like we’ve never heard of Rock. He’s been around for a long time. You can’t turn on cable without seeing him, and seeing him means hearing him. For anyone smart enough to immediately change the channel: listening to Rock is like listening to any racist, minus the nuance.
It will be interesting to see how Rock addresses the thousands of white people who will be sitting in the Oscars audience. If his plan involves the word “cracker,” as his live performances routinely do, I advise him to rethink.
Or if he plans to ridicule Colin Powell, also a hobby of his, he should abstain. That might make his viewers fraught.
What he should do is make silly, meaningless jokes about celebrity “scandals,” teasing Ben and J-Lo, Brad and Jen, maybe Barbara Stresiand for playing a seniors’ sex therapist in “Meet the Fockers.” What he shouldn’t do is social commentary. If the Academy Awards are only about fashion, as Rock has said, we don’t need to hear about Condi Rice or race relations. That’s not what the Oscars are for. The Oscars are about Joan Rivers, not Ariel Sharon.
Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t have crabs, in spite of Rock’s evident “joke.” What she has is one of the most popular daytime TV shows in the country. That’s because, unlike Mr. Rock, she doesn’t use her power to promote race-based hatred toward whites. She’s just funny. Too bad she’s not hosting the Oscars. © Copyright 2005 by Isaiah Z. Sterrett
Isaiah Z. Sterrett's popular political column appears regularly on a number of websites, including, most notably, ChronWatch, Men's News Daily, Alan Keyes' Renew America, MichNews, TheFence, and IntellectualConservative. In addition, he's written for both American Prowler and Human Events Online. He lives in northern California with his family.
Comments:dsterrett@earthlink.net
We "Straight Men" don't watch the Oscars
(Where have you been?)
TT
Steve Martin. Conan O'Brien.
A foul mouth'd foll being replaced by a prevert?
foll=fool
Arafat.
Ann Coulter.
POLL
CHRIS ROCK
1 vote for him from me
Dennis Miller.
Sean Hannity
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1344726/posts
Rock On
That is the thread posted about some of the comments Chris Rock made.
He had a lot of truth in his satire.
I don't care much for the Oscars, but Chris Rock is the best award show host I've ever seen.
Sean Hannity wouldn't know his left foot from his right when he walked onto the stage.
I'll vote for Chris Rock. He's an equal opportunity offender. Anyone who thinks he's racist because of cracker jokes has never heard his routines that take shots at other racial groups, especially his own.
I actually like Chris Rock's first two big-time comedy specials and have them on my computer. The third one that came out recently however, with him mocking President Bush on gay marriage, was about 95% commentary and 5% comedy, at least from what I saw as I had to turn it off because it was so crass and angry. His first two specials did have social commentary in them but it was subtle and he was genuinely funny, at least to me. Rock lost this fan and I'm sure others with the recent "comedy" special.
As for who I'd like to see host the Oscars, Conan O'Brien.
Dana Carvey/Dennis Miller hands down.
George W. Bush
Ellen DeGeneres is funny and would probably make a great host. I thoroughly enjoy her show. She got a little carried away with the gay thing a few years ago, but isn't like that now (still gay, but not "in your face" with it). She has also done some neat things for our troops and their families through her show.
This will be the most watched Academy Awards Ever and Gil Cates will be LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF...there's a sucker born every minute.
What a dopey article. Chris Rock is a comedian and by all accounts and equal opportunity offender. This guy is trying to write some sort of knee-jerk piece.
Awards for art are indeed idiotic, because while it's easy say some movies are better than others, it's ridiculous to say one is the best.
FReepers should take a poll of whom we'd prefer as MC of the Oscars.
Jimmy Stewart
Johnny Carson, posthumously...I bet they could come up with enough clips...
Yes-s-s-ssss!! Why didn't I think of him? Perfect!
Congratulations, West Coast Conservative! Pssst! I'm one, too!:)
>This will be the most watched Academy Awards Ever...<
Not even close - I predict it will barely beat their worst or second worst year's ratings on record.
"Flyover country" is more than a little peeved over the Hollyweird Loony establishment's attacks on George Bush, family values, Mel Gibson, snubbing "Passion of the Christ" except for token nominations, and other offenses to numerous to enumerate.
Chris Rock is funny and simply "irreverent" sometimes; other times he is needlessly crude, vile and in no way funny. He is not, by himself, reason enough to watch. The awards are certainly not enough reason either. Any particular award somebody wants to learn about, they can jump on the internet for.
AMPAS needs Dennis Miller and Dana Carvey. Unpredictable and reliable, bitingly caustic and gently chuckling, savage satirizing and earnest mimickry, yin and yang...Oh and Btw - truly funny and politically WAY incorrect!
A.A.C.
Larry The Cable Guy
If I had to decide, I would get Dave Chapelle to host.
Johnny Carson, posthumously...I bet they could come up with enough clips...
In either case, they are both as dead as the Oscars.
Couple of suggestions: 1. Clint
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Bette Midler
4. Helen Mirren, if they want to play it straight
5. John Cleese, if they don't
6. Virginia Madsen
7. Candy Bergen
8. Emma Thompson
That'll keep them busy for a while.
Chris Rock is a comedian. People need to get a sense of humor. All I see is people taking his words out of context; like "abortion is a beautiful thing"...he wasn't in support of it, he made some ridiculous joke like picking up women at a pro-choice rally. This knee-jerk reaction towards pop culture just hurts the conservative cause.
But how about Leno?
Conan would be funny. Are there any non-liberal comedians besides Larry the Cable Guy, and his group?
As for "Swank [deserves] for the emotional epic 'Million Dollar Baby,' in which she portrays an American hero", she doesn't portray a hero. She portrays a great American villain, in a film that was recently compared to a Joseph Goebbels masterpiece on much the same subject. It's wondered if Clint and others haven't hurredly been attempting to find a copy of Joe's old film, for a private screening, just to see if Clint and others weren't listening rather to their fallen angels, rather than to their better angels, when they worked on and so carefully crafted and revised this script?
LOL
Mick Foley.
Do away with the phony, silly, self-centered oscar show and you won't have to worry about anyone being host. It's all a waste of time. Phonies patting each other on the back. It's a joke on the phonies that participate.
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