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Caption this photo: attack submarine Jimmy Carter SSN 23
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Posted on 02/16/2005 9:48:52 PM PST by r5boston

Caption this photo: Seawolf-class attack submarine Jimmy Carter SSN 23




TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; carter; democraticunderwater; floater; habitatforhumidity; humor; jimmycarter; killerrabbit; ssn23; submarine; substandardpresident
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1 posted on 02/16/2005 9:48:55 PM PST by r5boston
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To: r5boston

Jimmah, you can armor yourself all you like -- I'm still coming to get you.

signed,
The Rabbit


2 posted on 02/16/2005 9:50:01 PM PST by Kitten Festival (The Thug of Caracas has got to go.)
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To: r5boston

sheeesh.... a travesty.


3 posted on 02/16/2005 9:50:10 PM PST by ChicagoRighty (Surrounded by libbies and damn tired of it!)
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To: r5boston

Too big. Should have named a dinghy after him.


4 posted on 02/16/2005 9:50:36 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (NEW AND IMPROVED TAGLINE!)
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To: Kitten Festival

Should look like a giant nut cracker.


5 posted on 02/16/2005 9:50:49 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: r5boston

In my heart, I have lusted after other submarines.


6 posted on 02/16/2005 9:51:57 PM PST by speedy
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To: r5boston

Connan O'Brien "it will be ineffective for four years, then respected once decommissioned"


7 posted on 02/16/2005 9:51:57 PM PST by r5boston
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To: r5boston

What's long, hard, and carries seamen?


8 posted on 02/16/2005 9:52:18 PM PST by 82Marine89 (U.S. Marines- Part of the Navy....The men's department.)
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To: Kitten Festival

SHHHHHHHHHH
Be vewry vewry qwuite. I'm hunting wabbits.


9 posted on 02/16/2005 9:52:49 PM PST by IBIAFR (Fighting The Liberal Agenda Is A Full Time Battle)
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To: r5boston

The sub will carry no armaments and the mess will serve only peanut butter sandwiches and Billy beer.


10 posted on 02/16/2005 9:53:10 PM PST by Crazieman (Islam. Religion of peace, and they'll kill you to prove it.)
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To: r5boston

Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. We're hunting wabbits.


11 posted on 02/16/2005 9:53:40 PM PST by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: r5boston

Habitat For Inanity.


12 posted on 02/16/2005 9:53:42 PM PST by JennysCool (I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson)
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To: r5boston

Strange, the picture looks distinctly like one of ours.

I thought the Mao-Tse-Carter model will be the Chinese Type 94?

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/china/slbm/type_94.htm

Also, you can not tell from your picture how many Russian and Chinese advisors are along for the ride.

hehehehehe


13 posted on 02/16/2005 9:53:52 PM PST by Bald Eagle777 (John Kerry is a liberal,Marxist sympathizer.:Ortega, V.C.,Castro, Sandanista remnants...)
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To: r5boston

"I'm here to surrender"


14 posted on 02/16/2005 9:53:59 PM PST by Vision (The New York Times...All the news to fit a one world government)
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To: r5boston
THE SONG IS HERE. What an embarrassment this is.
15 posted on 02/16/2005 9:55:41 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: r5boston

Armed with wooden oars in case it is atacked by rabbits!


16 posted on 02/16/2005 9:56:18 PM PST by huac
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To: r5boston

Looking for Teddy's Oldsmobile.


17 posted on 02/16/2005 9:56:37 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: r5boston

C'mon guys, give Carter some respect. If it wasn't for his inept Presidency we wouldn't have had Reagan. :-)


19 posted on 02/16/2005 9:57:54 PM PST by 12 Gauge Mossberg (I Approved This Posting - Paid For By Mossberg, Inc.)
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To: r5boston
I feel SO SORRY for the military folks who have to claim you as home...what a shame to be ashamed of the name of your ship!!
20 posted on 02/16/2005 9:59:17 PM PST by paulat
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To: Kitten Festival
signed, The Rabbit

HA! HA!...LOL!

21 posted on 02/16/2005 10:00:29 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: r5boston
OK, so the unfortunate wheels of politics have allowed this to happen.  Someone tell me that this U.S. Peanut is less degrading than Clinton getting a rowboat.

Fortunately, the greatest contributors to and of our society - the sailors serving on this vessel aren't old enough to realize what a garbage president Carter was, and still remains so.

 

22 posted on 02/16/2005 10:02:05 PM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: r5boston

One can only hope that when it comes time to name a naval vessel after the impeached one that it would be something shaped like a cigar.


23 posted on 02/16/2005 10:02:05 PM PST by jra
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To: cyborg; wardaddy
Should look like a giant nut cracker

That would be the USS Hillary wouldn't it ?.......... :o)

24 posted on 02/16/2005 10:04:33 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: alekboyd


25 posted on 02/16/2005 10:04:49 PM PST by Kitten Festival (The Thug of Caracas has got to go.)
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To: r5boston

What irony. Like Carter's presidency, this too shall sink to the bottom at a moment's notice during a crisis.


26 posted on 02/16/2005 10:07:26 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Smoke free since January 16, 2005)
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To: r5boston

Since Jimmy doesn't like nuclear power...
27 posted on 02/16/2005 10:07:58 PM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com/)
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To: r5boston

The USS Jimmy Carter is shown here under the helm of it's newly appointed Captain, Cmdr. Kevin Mooney, who was previously the Captain of the USS San Francisco.
Cmdr. Mooney was quoted as saying:

"I am relieved that the Navy has allowed me to take command of another submarine and has given me all assurances that my charts are current. I look forward to being as good of a Captain, as Mr. Carter was a President."


28 posted on 02/16/2005 10:12:19 PM PST by Michael.SF. (Someday I will fondly look back on the day Hillary's career ended. Starting tomorrow, I hope.)
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To: r5boston

(Cue "Flight of the Valkyrie"): KILL DA WABBIT! KILL DA WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!


29 posted on 02/16/2005 10:13:22 PM PST by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: r5boston

Remember, Jimmuh WAS a nuclear engineer, just like John Kerry served in Vietnam.


30 posted on 02/16/2005 10:14:58 PM PST by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: r5boston

Will it repel a rabbitt attack?


31 posted on 02/16/2005 10:15:32 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: r5boston

On the main mast you have no control surfaces! How does this thing turn or because it is named after Carter does it just keep going to the left and never get anywhere ?


32 posted on 02/16/2005 10:16:54 PM PST by Nateman (Carter: The opposite of leadership.)
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To: sheik yerbouty

Is that sub swimmin in Billy beer?


33 posted on 02/16/2005 10:20:08 PM PST by magglepuss (Don't tread on me)
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To: r5boston

Good place for a democrat... under water.


34 posted on 02/16/2005 10:21:19 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Kitten Festival

for those that are unaware, too young, or don't remember: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_rabbit


35 posted on 02/16/2005 10:21:21 PM PST by kpp_kpp
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To: kpp_kpp

Didn't know about swamp rabbits... I wonder if thats what Kerry is. I know you seen him in his bunny suit.


36 posted on 02/16/2005 10:30:35 PM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com/)
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To: Squantos

bump!


37 posted on 02/16/2005 10:32:30 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: BigSkyFreeper
Like Carter's presidency, this too shall sink to the bottom at a moment's notice during a crisis.

I figured a sub with Carter's name on it would surely be a floater.
38 posted on 02/16/2005 10:35:09 PM PST by Griptilian
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To: Clemenza

IIRC he claimed to be a nuculear engineer.


39 posted on 02/16/2005 10:35:36 PM PST by Roccus (Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati)
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To: Roccus

I believe he has a degree in Nuclear Physics.


40 posted on 02/16/2005 10:41:12 PM PST by Drammach (Freedom; not just a job, it's an adventure..)
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To: Echo Talon

As I understand it, this sub isn't even a nuclear class sub. It runs on fuel. Can you imagine a fuel boat sailing the ocean blue in tow behind this sub?


41 posted on 02/16/2005 10:44:00 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Smoke free since January 16, 2005)
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To: Roccus
He was educated in the Plains public schools, attended Georgia Southwestern College and the Georgia Institute of Technology, and received a B.S. degree from the United States Naval Academy in 1946.
In the Navy he became a submariner, serving in both the Atlantic and Pacific fleets and rising to the rank of lieutenant.
Chosen by Admiral Hyman Rickover for the nuclear submarine program, he was assigned to Schenectady, N.Y., where he took graduate work at Union College in reactor technology and nuclear physics, and served as senior officer of the pre-commissioning crew of the Seawolf.
42 posted on 02/16/2005 10:45:40 PM PST by Drammach (Freedom; not just a job, it's an adventure..)
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To: r5boston

It sinks to unknown depths...


43 posted on 02/16/2005 10:47:25 PM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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To: r5boston
WTF is the plow on the nose? Enough said.

(shaking head and rolling eye.

Regards, Cobra

44 posted on 02/16/2005 10:48:40 PM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: r5boston
Like the Sopwith Camel(Sp?) of WWI, the attack submarine, Stealthy Rabbit wends its elusive path through the new Disney ride, "Danger at Lake Wobegone."
45 posted on 02/16/2005 10:49:04 PM PST by elephantlips
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To: 12 Gauge Mossberg
Reagan would have made in spite of Carter's appearance on the scene.

Its hard to me to picture Jimmy as a ring knocker and a Rickover acolyte.

46 posted on 02/16/2005 10:50:45 PM PST by oyez (¡Qué viva la revolución de Reagan!)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

Nope, it's nuclear powered...


47 posted on 02/16/2005 11:09:49 PM PST by Drammach (Freedom; not just a job, it's an adventure..)
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48 posted on 02/16/2005 11:13:24 PM PST by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: ChicagoRighty

I agree!


49 posted on 02/16/2005 11:14:16 PM PST by CyberAnt (Pres. Bush: "Self-government relies, in the end, on the governing of the self.")
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To: r5boston

All hail the SSN Peanut!


50 posted on 02/16/2005 11:15:06 PM PST by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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