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Posted on 02/23/2005 10:06:00 AM PST by LocalDemocrat

Why isn't there an uproar over the Jeff Gannon and his gay prostitution business? Why was he allowed into White House Briefing Rooms? What happened to "family values"?


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1 posted on 02/23/2005 10:06:01 AM PST by LocalDemocrat
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To: LocalDemocrat

ZOT!


2 posted on 02/23/2005 10:06:33 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around.....)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Bill Clinton flushed them down the sink, remember?


3 posted on 02/23/2005 10:06:42 AM PST by Antoninus (In hoc signo, vinces )
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To: LocalDemocrat; MeekOneGOP

CLEANUP IN THE TROLL SECTION!!

4 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:12 AM PST by PilloryHillary (Welcome to America...now speak English)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Huh? Who the he!! is Gannon and why should I care?


5 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:17 AM PST by trubluolyguy ("Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things")
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To: LocalDemocrat

Here comes the zot - hope I get in quick.

Get the facts, LD - this is an attack on Gannon's conservative perspective.


6 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:28 AM PST by wvobiwan (Paris Hilton for UN Sec. Gen. - At least we might get laid while we're getting screwed.)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Why are you posting this as a Vanity? Why don't you learn how to use the search engine? Why not post this on an existing thread? Why not hop back over to DU?


7 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:30 AM PST by Egon (Government is a guard-dog to be fed, not a cow to be milked.)
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To: LocalDemocrat

I think we have a DU sleeper cell!


8 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:30 AM PST by MarkeyD (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com">Loser</a>)
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To: LocalDemocrat

LOL you jokers are pathetic


9 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:31 AM PST by MJY1288 (In The War On Terror; Belgium = GWB Piss Mats,... U.S.A = The Liberation of 50 Million so far)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Meow!


10 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:41 AM PST by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Are you a homophobe?


11 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:46 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: LocalDemocrat

All your zot are belong to us.


12 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:46 AM PST by The G Man (The Red States ... the world's only hope for survival.)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Because he's insignificant? How about that Dan Rather lying to you nightly on broadcast TV for 30 years? Worth an outrage?


13 posted on 02/23/2005 10:07:53 AM PST by thoughtomator (If Islam is a religion, so is Liberal!)
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To: LocalDemocrat

These Lefties are hilarious. Does a loss of political power cause brain damage or something?


14 posted on 02/23/2005 10:08:07 AM PST by inkling
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To: LocalDemocrat

Must be hell being a lefty loony these days.


15 posted on 02/23/2005 10:08:16 AM PST by zook
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To: LocalDemocrat




16 posted on 02/23/2005 10:08:28 AM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: LocalDemocrat; Darksheare; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; ...
- Launch

- Aftermath

Click the pick

Click the pic!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA

Zot!
Did you feel that?


17 posted on 02/23/2005 10:08:35 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Sniff, sniff, a TURD!


18 posted on 02/23/2005 10:08:40 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: LocalDemocrat

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.

Begone and never pollute our ether with your presence again!


19 posted on 02/23/2005 10:08:40 AM PST by RebelBanker (To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Democrats attacking gays? What has become of your party?


20 posted on 02/23/2005 10:08:59 AM PST by inkling
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To: LocalDemocrat

You must've been just "revitalized" by Howard Dean?


21 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:03 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: LocalDemocrat

Look like Clinton did not get all of it flushed.


22 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:08 AM PST by cynicom (<p)
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23 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:21 AM PST by ijcr (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.)
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To: LocalDemocrat

I think you have a hugh mental problem. It could be series, you better get help.


24 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:21 AM PST by advance_copy
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To: LocalDemocrat

Trolling for dates?


25 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:23 AM PST by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: LocalDemocrat
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I'm going to keep you under my big pillow for a week or two till you get ripe!

26 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:26 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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To: LocalDemocrat
You're a mighty patient troll there, LD.

Have a nice ZOT.

27 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:28 AM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: LocalDemocrat
Why isn't there an uproar over the Jeff Gannon and his gay prostitution business?

Jeff did the right thing and resigned. Democrat hypocrits do the crime, give a fake apology, and then go about their merry business. Barney Frank's 17 year old bugger-boy was running a gay prostitution ring out of Barney's apartment and yet, old Barney is still in the Congress. Funny how that works, ain't it?
28 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:28 AM PST by Antoninus (In hoc signo, vinces )
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To: MJY1288

MurryMom was here yesterday. They must be sending another wave in to attack. LOL!


29 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:33 AM PST by Miss Marple
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Go ahead and beat this story all you want. While you try to facetiously assert that there was something wrong with an apparently gay reporter in the White House press pool - you're really only succeeding in reinforcing the general public's distaste for gays anywhere.
30 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:38 AM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: LocalDemocrat

Zottin' Time. Beware of the Crimson Tide!


31 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:39 AM PST by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: LocalDemocrat
Sniff...sniff...

I smell ozone.
32 posted on 02/23/2005 10:09:41 AM PST by Engraved-on-His-hands
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To: LocalDemocrat

You're boring. Go away.


33 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:01 AM PST by Tax-chick ( The old woman who lives in the 15-passenger van.)
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To: LocalDemocrat

What would you say if he was doing Bonnie Fwank?


34 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:13 AM PST by clintonh8r
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To: LocalDemocrat; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; ...
You aren't even worth the time it would take to refute your baseless claims.

Troll.

35 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:16 AM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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To: LocalDemocrat
Why isn't there an uproar over the Jeff Gannon and his gay prostitution business?

Because his customer list is full of Democrats and liberal media.

36 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:18 AM PST by N. Theknow
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To: LocalDemocrat
Why was he allowed into White House Briefing Rooms? What happened to "family values"?

What? You want the govt. to do background checks on reporters sex lives? How will the MSM crowd fair?

37 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:23 AM PST by Tribune7
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To: LocalDemocrat

Why was he allowed into White House Briefing Rooms? What happened to "family values"?



Traditions set by X42 take time to break, don'tcha know.... you remember, Monica, sink, desk.... jogging shorts, etc.


38 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:27 AM PST by deport (Other states try to abolish the death penality, my state`s putting in an express lane."..TaterSalad)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Getting tired of Free Republic?


39 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:42 AM PST by TigersEye (Intellectuals only exist if you think they do.)
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To: wvobiwan

No one said Barney Frank was unfit for his job when his roommate was running a pedophile callboy service out of Frank's apartment...


40 posted on 02/23/2005 10:10:53 AM PST by RockinRye
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To: Miss Marple
MurryMom was here yesterday.

That explains the stink in here. ;O)

41 posted on 02/23/2005 10:11:12 AM PST by Petronski (Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
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To: LocalDemocrat

A large contingent of the White House press corps are whores anyway. The only difference about what's his name is that he was actually employed as one.


42 posted on 02/23/2005 10:11:19 AM PST by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud?)
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To: LocalDemocrat
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43 posted on 02/23/2005 10:11:30 AM PST by cripplecreek (The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
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44 posted on 02/23/2005 10:11:34 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: PilloryHillary

So that's why they call her Cinderella.


45 posted on 02/23/2005 10:11:43 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show since 2002 so you don't have to.)
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To: inkling
What brain?? Instant of the courts authorizing Terri's feeding tube to be pulled and let her die, they should pull the plug on all democRATS and let them die a slow and horrible death.
46 posted on 02/23/2005 10:11:43 AM PST by antiunion person (For the Preservation of the United States, WE Need to Close Down the Borders.)
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To: LocalDemocrat
Why isn't there an uproar over the Jeff Gannon and his gay prostitution business?

Why should there be? Do you have a problem with gay people?

48 posted on 02/23/2005 10:11:49 AM PST by TomB ("The terrorist wraps himself in the world's grievances to cloak his true motives." - S. Rushdie)
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To: LocalDemocrat

Did he entertain Barney Frank like his room mate Steve "Hot Bottom" Gobie did?


49 posted on 02/23/2005 10:12:00 AM PST by ninonitti
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To: MarkeyD

Ah come on. A sleeper wouldn't call himself "localdemocrat". What this guy is a trash fish about to be turned into intellecutal chum.


50 posted on 02/23/2005 10:12:13 AM PST by Tribune7
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