I will not eat Belgian waffles until they stop this nonsense.
When we are shoping, let's keep in mind who are our friends and who are morons. It is not trivial, see Fricken Frenchies drowning in their own vine as a result of gringoes switching to more friendly beverages.
I say we Agent Orange all their "Sprout" fields, not only would we hurt them economically, we would be doing the world a favor. A world without Brussel Sprouts - what a wonderful world it would be.