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To: Buckeye Battle Cry
"For the next twenty years they hounded me with solicitations and junk mail. They absolutely creep me out!"

I had a very casual friend join this POS "R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N" 11 years ago and she must have gone through the phone book and given names of all she knew as potential candidates.

After simply throwing away the first few pamphlets they mailed, I started to get ticked, and by that time I had a better idea about what they were, so I called their phone number and called them every name I learned in my entire Army career and said they had better just take me off their list. They agreed to and apologized, but the next month I got another one.

This time I made the rant and rave of the first call seem like a walk in the park, and I told them that if I got one more pamphlet mailed I was not going to call again. I would just show up at the desk and stick a size 10 boot in someones @$$, and a size 10 fist down someones throat.

It's amazing what the right incentive can do. I never received another pamphlet from them after that.

22 posted on 02/23/2005 6:36:11 PM PST by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: libs_kma

After reading the Time expose on them, I decided to just leave well enough alone.

You should see the neo-maxi zoom dweebies they have hanging out at their storefront in downtown Cincinnati. Too freakin' weird.


24 posted on 02/23/2005 6:39:42 PM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Life is too short to go through it clenched of sphincter and void of humor - it's okay to laugh.)
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