LOL... he's even an art fraud.
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA... what else doesn't he do?
This brings to mind the old axiom..."Those who can, do. Those who can't (all together, now) - teach!"
So now what about the next obvious conundrum - the fact that he can't even teach effectively?!
Ow! Ow! My brain is cramping...can't...see, can't breathe...