Skip to comments.Popstar Moby dreams of "The United States of Canada."
Posted on 02/28/2005 1:33:19 PM PST by Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
Deciding to take a trip once again to this freak's website, I discovered this latest bit of crap from the Pop Star Moby. Here is his entry in full. This guy has no clue how dumb he really is. I didn't realize it either until I read this journal entry...
flying from toronto to nyc. canada is such a nice place. i really do wish that the northern blue states could be annexed by canada and thus create 'the united states of canada.' as i said to some of the journalists in toronto, we would gladly give up our guns in order to forge a more perfect union with our northern neighbors(soon, hopefully, to become countrymen). i mean seriously, can't we just let the red states go off on their own to do whatever it is they want to do, while those of us in the blue states pledge our new allegiance to the u.s of c? we'll even learn 'o canada'. we could salvage the nhl and rename it the chl. and the red states would be happier without us. sure they might have to tighten their belts and learn to live without the hundreds of billions of dollars in tax money that flows from the blue states to the red states(just think, canada, annex the blue states and you could get all of those hundreds of billions of dollars for yourself...and broadway...and hollywood...and some nice beaches). it is ironic that the red states talk about family values and morality but that massachusets has the lowest abortion rates and lowest divorce rates in the country, while the deep south has the highest rates of divorce and abortion... yup, the red states really are bastions of moral virtue, huh. canada is a great place. the people are nice. please, canada, can't you come and save us from ourselves? we'll leave our guns at the door and return like the proverbial prodigal sons that we are. moby I wonder if he realizes how much money the Canadien tax system would "annex" from his bank account if he were a citizen there? LOL :)
what a shame moby cant find the shift key. oh well ill talk in all lowercase and dream of being "Canadien"
I remember a dumb Clive Cussler novel, "Night Probe," that suggests that our two countries would merge and form exactly that, the "United States of Canada."
Don't let the door hit ya on yer bony, vegan arse on the way out, Moby.
Moran. There is Canada and the is the United States of America. What you can do for your country is move to Canada.
Take off you hoser.
I am serious here, who is Moby?
"Somebody horked our states!"
Moby is a Dick.
What a f**khead. Once again, typical liberal distortion of reality. Where does he get his red-state blue state "statistics"? Probably from DU.
Keep dreaming, baldie.
No, Moby is wishin' he could find a Dick.
"Pop Star"? More like, "Flash in the pan".
Is that true that Massachussetts has the lowest abortion and divorce rates in the country? I hadn't heard that.
When Canadians are sick of the cold, high taxes, crappy healthcare, bureaucratic nightmares, language headaches, high gas prices, lower incomes.... we just move elsewhere. (Usually the states!)
LMAo, you can say that again!
I really don't know whay he won't just shut up and go back to biting his pillow.
I call B.S.
Yeah... I wonder why all of my Canadian relatives come to the states when they need a medical major procedure...? Hmmmm...
Take Detroit for a start. If that works out well, Canada can have Ithaca too.
An effete, pretentious little dweeb who other effete, pretentious little dweebs unaccountably consider a "musician".
Mobey? Moybe NOT! Eh?
or is it ay?
An irrelevent non-entity.
what's that all abute?
I think my favorite Moby moment is where Space Ghost eats Moby on Cartoon Network. It was hilarious.
What should we expect? Its Moby. He's a moron.
Not sure why we let him live in the states. It really does make me sick, crazy socialist
I wonder why people think liberals are not patriotic!! /sarcasm
Now you're talking! West Windsor!!! And they can have our Canuckistani Governor back!
Oh, it's true. They think it's because of their (as Rush would say) "phony baloney, plastic banana, maggot infested, good time rock 'n roll" alleged work ethic. The truth is that it isn't them. It's red- staters at heart who just happen to live in blue states sending money to blue staters at bleeding heart who happen to live in red states. That's the kind of people you see on the gov't dime.
Only because Mass. has more gays and lesbians per capita than anywhere else.
Massachusetts in 2000 had a rate of 21.4 abortions per 1,000 women aged 15-44, slightly above the national average of 21.3. Of the 11 former Confederate states, only Florida had a rate higher than the national average. Mississippi, South Carolina, and Arkansas all had rates less than half of the national average. Kentucky had a pretty low rate (5.3)--sometimes considered Southern although the state did not secede. Wyoming had the lowest rate (1.0).
Of course some women may have crossed state lines for an abortion so the rates may not give a fully accurate picture.
Thanks, but no thanks, Moby, the last thing we need in this country right now is even more whiny socialists such as yourself, we're all full up.
What a caker.
Who in the blue hell is Moby except some faggy looking guy.
As for divorces in the great blue north-east, I have it on good authority that everyone has a wife, mistress and girlfriend (think klinton's marriage). I wouldn't consider supporting such "marriages" as MORAL.
Wow, Moby just admitted that abortion is immoral.
"red states talk about family values and morality but that massachusets has the lowest abortion rates"
Oops! Maybe Moby would like to have a "do over" on that one.
"i mean seriously, can't we just let the red states go off on their own to do whatever it is they want to do, while those of us in the blue states pledge our new allegiance to the u.s of c?"
Sounds like a good idea to me. Let them have the blue states and good riddance.
There was a follow up report that the statistics were cherry picked and skewed to get the desired results. Don't feel like searching, try google.
D.C. had the highest abortion rate (68.1) and the highest percentage of votes for Kerry. Of the 11 states with a rate of 22.2 or higher in 2000, 9 voted for Kerry (the other two were Florida and Nevada).
I don't know about this Moby knucklehead but I'd suggest folks look into the "FTAA" threads on FR to see the concerns raised about this sovereignty robbing piece of garbage that Bush was supposed to be signing on to in Jan. FTAA is to be this hemispheres version of the EU which raises questions about it's effects on our borders, legal system, currency, etc. I've maintained for some time that illegal immigration is the conditioning process for the open borders nonsense that FTAA will bring.