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Popstar Moby dreams of "The United States of Canada."
Museum of Left Wing Lunacy ^ | 2/28/05 | Museum of Left Wing Lunacy.com

Posted on 02/28/2005 1:33:19 PM PST by Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Deciding to take a trip once again to this freak's website, I discovered this latest bit of crap from the Pop Star Moby. Here is his entry in full. This guy has no clue how dumb he really is. I didn't realize it either until I read this journal entry...

flying from toronto to nyc. canada is such a nice place. i really do wish that the northern blue states could be annexed by canada and thus create 'the united states of canada.' as i said to some of the journalists in toronto, we would gladly give up our guns in order to forge a more perfect union with our northern neighbors(soon, hopefully, to become countrymen). i mean seriously, can't we just let the red states go off on their own to do whatever it is they want to do, while those of us in the blue states pledge our new allegiance to the u.s of c? we'll even learn 'o canada'. we could salvage the nhl and rename it the chl. and the red states would be happier without us. sure they might have to tighten their belts and learn to live without the hundreds of billions of dollars in tax money that flows from the blue states to the red states(just think, canada, annex the blue states and you could get all of those hundreds of billions of dollars for yourself...and broadway...and hollywood...and some nice beaches). it is ironic that the red states talk about family values and morality but that massachusets has the lowest abortion rates and lowest divorce rates in the country, while the deep south has the highest rates of divorce and abortion... yup, the red states really are bastions of moral virtue, huh. canada is a great place. the people are nice. please, canada, can't you come and save us from ourselves? we'll leave our guns at the door and return like the proverbial prodigal sons that we are. moby I wonder if he realizes how much money the Canadien tax system would "annex" from his bank account if he were a citizen there? LOL :)


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1 posted on 02/28/2005 1:33:20 PM PST by Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

BWAHAHA
what a shame moby cant find the shift key. oh well ill talk in all lowercase and dream of being "Canadien"


2 posted on 02/28/2005 1:37:48 PM PST by Brian328i
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

I remember a dumb Clive Cussler novel, "Night Probe," that suggests that our two countries would merge and form exactly that, the "United States of Canada."

Puh-lease.

Don't let the door hit ya on yer bony, vegan arse on the way out, Moby.


3 posted on 02/28/2005 1:38:22 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (I *am* the CNP. Fear me!!!)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Moran. There is Canada and the is the United States of America. What you can do for your country is move to Canada.


4 posted on 02/28/2005 1:38:28 PM PST by msnimje
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

DRUGS.


5 posted on 02/28/2005 1:38:51 PM PST by jmaroneps37 (In dealing with liberals remember When you wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty and he loves it.)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Take off you hoser.


6 posted on 02/28/2005 1:38:58 PM PST by My2Cents ("Friends stab you from the front." -- Oscar Wilde)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

I am serious here, who is Moby?


7 posted on 02/28/2005 1:39:35 PM PST by One Proud Dad
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To: My2Cents

"Somebody horked our states!"


8 posted on 02/28/2005 1:39:45 PM PST by Brian328i
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Moby is a Dick.


9 posted on 02/28/2005 1:39:52 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

What a f**khead. Once again, typical liberal distortion of reality. Where does he get his red-state blue state "statistics"? Probably from DU.


10 posted on 02/28/2005 1:40:14 PM PST by Bushforlife (I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Keep dreaming, baldie.


11 posted on 02/28/2005 1:40:39 PM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: Lazamataz

No, Moby is wishin' he could find a Dick.


12 posted on 02/28/2005 1:41:42 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

"Pop Star"? More like, "Flash in the pan".


13 posted on 02/28/2005 1:41:45 PM PST by L98Fiero
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Is that true that Massachussetts has the lowest abortion and divorce rates in the country? I hadn't heard that.


14 posted on 02/28/2005 1:42:11 PM PST by nyg4168
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
Man, if he likes Canada so much why doesn't he just move up here???

When Canadians are sick of the cold, high taxes, crappy healthcare, bureaucratic nightmares, language headaches, high gas prices, lower incomes.... we just move elsewhere. (Usually the states!)

15 posted on 02/28/2005 1:42:19 PM PST by bubman
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To: Lazamataz

LMAo, you can say that again!


16 posted on 02/28/2005 1:42:42 PM PST by Halls
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

I really don't know whay he won't just shut up and go back to biting his pillow.


17 posted on 02/28/2005 1:42:44 PM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
hundreds of billions of dollars in tax money that flows from the blue states to the red states

I call B.S.

18 posted on 02/28/2005 1:43:08 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: bubman

Yeah... I wonder why all of my Canadian relatives come to the states when they need a medical major procedure...? Hmmmm...


19 posted on 02/28/2005 1:43:55 PM PST by bolobaby
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
i really do wish that the northern blue states could be annexed by canada and thus create 'the united states of canada.'

Take Detroit for a start. If that works out well, Canada can have Ithaca too.

20 posted on 02/28/2005 1:44:49 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
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21 posted on 02/28/2005 1:46:20 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Post may contain hidden material.)
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To: One Proud Dad
I am serious here, who is Moby?

An effete, pretentious little dweeb who other effete, pretentious little dweebs unaccountably consider a "musician".

22 posted on 02/28/2005 1:46:58 PM PST by Stultis
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To: KarlInOhio

Mobey? Moybe NOT! Eh?


23 posted on 02/28/2005 1:47:13 PM PST by d-informed-1
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To: Stultis

or is it ay?


25 posted on 02/28/2005 1:47:55 PM PST by d-informed-1
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To: One Proud Dad
I am serious here, who is Moby?

An irrelevent non-entity.

26 posted on 02/28/2005 1:48:19 PM PST by Skooz (Overtaxed host organism for the parasitical State)
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To: d-informed-1

what's that all abute?


27 posted on 02/28/2005 1:48:30 PM PST by d-informed-1
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

I think my favorite Moby moment is where Space Ghost eats Moby on Cartoon Network. It was hilarious.


28 posted on 02/28/2005 1:48:31 PM PST by Pyro7480 ("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
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To: nyg4168
I find the statistics exceedingly hard to believe as well. IIRC, one of the red southern states--Alabama, if I'm not mistaken--has one abortion clinic. One. I'm willing to bet that, taken as a per capita percentage, very few red states have high abortion rates when compared to blue states. There are probably a few exceptions but still...

What should we expect? Its Moby. He's a moron.

29 posted on 02/28/2005 1:49:49 PM PST by grellis (Neil Diamond ROCKS!!!)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Not sure why we let him live in the states. It really does make me sick, crazy socialist


30 posted on 02/28/2005 1:51:11 PM PST by Miles55
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To: Stultis

I wonder why people think liberals are not patriotic!! /sarcasm


31 posted on 02/28/2005 1:51:29 PM PST by winner3000
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To: KarlInOhio
Take Detroit for a start.

Now you're talking! West Windsor!!! And they can have our Canuckistani Governor back!

32 posted on 02/28/2005 1:51:59 PM PST by grellis (Neil Diamond ROCKS!!!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Oh, it's true. They think it's because of their (as Rush would say) "phony baloney, plastic banana, maggot infested, good time rock 'n roll" alleged work ethic. The truth is that it isn't them. It's red- staters at heart who just happen to live in blue states sending money to blue staters at bleeding heart who happen to live in red states. That's the kind of people you see on the gov't dime.


33 posted on 02/28/2005 1:52:13 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Post may contain hidden material.)
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To: nyg4168

Only because Mass. has more gays and lesbians per capita than anywhere else.


35 posted on 02/28/2005 1:58:53 PM PST by wvobiwan (Paris Hilton for UN Sec. Gen. - At least we might get laid while we're getting screwed.)
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To: nyg4168
I don't have the state-by-state break-down for divorces, and the figures for abortions are from 2000, but as of then the statement is not true.

Massachusetts in 2000 had a rate of 21.4 abortions per 1,000 women aged 15-44, slightly above the national average of 21.3. Of the 11 former Confederate states, only Florida had a rate higher than the national average. Mississippi, South Carolina, and Arkansas all had rates less than half of the national average. Kentucky had a pretty low rate (5.3)--sometimes considered Southern although the state did not secede. Wyoming had the lowest rate (1.0).

Of course some women may have crossed state lines for an abortion so the rates may not give a fully accurate picture.

36 posted on 02/28/2005 1:59:12 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Thanks, but no thanks, Moby, the last thing we need in this country right now is even more whiny socialists such as yourself, we're all full up.


37 posted on 02/28/2005 2:00:07 PM PST by Ashamed Canadian
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

What a caker.


38 posted on 02/28/2005 2:01:15 PM PST by wardaddy (I don't think Muslims are good for America....just a gut instinct thing.)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Who in the blue hell is Moby except some faggy looking guy.


39 posted on 02/28/2005 2:04:13 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
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To: grellis
Just glancing at the CDC's 2001 "Abortion Surveillance" report it looks like Massachusetts is pretty far from the bottom of the list (using the ratio of abortions to live births).

Not surprisingly, NYC is at the top and Utah is at the bottom.
40 posted on 02/28/2005 2:04:28 PM PST by hedgie
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To: nyg4168

As for divorces in the great blue north-east, I have it on good authority that everyone has a wife, mistress and girlfriend (think klinton's marriage). I wouldn't consider supporting such "marriages" as MORAL.


41 posted on 02/28/2005 2:09:01 PM PST by E=MC<sup>2</sup> (...And on the 666th day, satan created the demonrat party.)
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

Wow, Moby just admitted that abortion is immoral.

"red states talk about family values and morality but that massachusets has the lowest abortion rates"


42 posted on 02/28/2005 2:09:30 PM PST by ruiner
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
Come on Moby, use your last name. More appropriate.
43 posted on 02/28/2005 2:10:29 PM PST by Vinnie
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Wow, Moby just admitted that abortion is immoral.

Oops! Maybe Moby would like to have a "do over" on that one.

44 posted on 02/28/2005 2:10:33 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: One Proud Dad
I am serious here, who is Moby?

sorry I've no clue either. But I was wondering if the Katie Couric you hear about recently is the same "perky Katie" that used to be a teevee show personality on one of the old Big Media channels back in the 20th century?
45 posted on 02/28/2005 2:12:38 PM PST by Republicus2001 (C)
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To: grellis
According to the 2005 World Almanac, Alabama in 2000 (the latest year they give figures for) had 13,830 abortions. Perhaps there was a larger number of abortion clinics operating in 2000, but that would be somewhere around 40-45 a day depending on how many days a year they were closed...so perhaps a single abortion mill would have sufficed.
46 posted on 02/28/2005 2:13:10 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Museumofleftwinglunacy.com

"i mean seriously, can't we just let the red states go off on their own to do whatever it is they want to do, while those of us in the blue states pledge our new allegiance to the u.s of c?"

Sounds like a good idea to me. Let them have the blue states and good riddance.


47 posted on 02/28/2005 2:14:24 PM PST by monday
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To: nyg4168

There was a follow up report that the statistics were cherry picked and skewed to get the desired results. Don't feel like searching, try google.


48 posted on 02/28/2005 2:18:07 PM PST by chudogg (www.chudogg.blogspot.com)
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To: grellis
Of the 13 states with the lowest abortion rates in 2000 (under 10 per 1000 women of childbearing age), 12 of them voted for Bush in 2004. The only exception was Wisconsin, which probably would have been in Bush's column except for election fraud by the Democrats.

D.C. had the highest abortion rate (68.1) and the highest percentage of votes for Kerry. Of the 11 states with a rate of 22.2 or higher in 2000, 9 voted for Kerry (the other two were Florida and Nevada).

49 posted on 02/28/2005 2:19:10 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Choose Ye This Day

I don't know about this Moby knucklehead but I'd suggest folks look into the "FTAA" threads on FR to see the concerns raised about this sovereignty robbing piece of garbage that Bush was supposed to be signing on to in Jan. FTAA is to be this hemispheres version of the EU which raises questions about it's effects on our borders, legal system, currency, etc. I've maintained for some time that illegal immigration is the conditioning process for the open borders nonsense that FTAA will bring.


50 posted on 02/28/2005 2:23:01 PM PST by american spirit
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