Skip to comments.Popstar Moby dreams of "The United States of Canada."
Posted on 02/28/2005 1:33:19 PM PST by Museumofleftwinglunacy.com
Deciding to take a trip once again to this freak's website, I discovered this latest bit of crap from the Pop Star Moby. Here is his entry in full. This guy has no clue how dumb he really is. I didn't realize it either until I read this journal entry...
flying from toronto to nyc. canada is such a nice place. i really do wish that the northern blue states could be annexed by canada and thus create 'the united states of canada.' as i said to some of the journalists in toronto, we would gladly give up our guns in order to forge a more perfect union with our northern neighbors(soon, hopefully, to become countrymen). i mean seriously, can't we just let the red states go off on their own to do whatever it is they want to do, while those of us in the blue states pledge our new allegiance to the u.s of c? we'll even learn 'o canada'. we could salvage the nhl and rename it the chl. and the red states would be happier without us. sure they might have to tighten their belts and learn to live without the hundreds of billions of dollars in tax money that flows from the blue states to the red states(just think, canada, annex the blue states and you could get all of those hundreds of billions of dollars for yourself...and broadway...and hollywood...and some nice beaches). it is ironic that the red states talk about family values and morality but that massachusets has the lowest abortion rates and lowest divorce rates in the country, while the deep south has the highest rates of divorce and abortion... yup, the red states really are bastions of moral virtue, huh. canada is a great place. the people are nice. please, canada, can't you come and save us from ourselves? we'll leave our guns at the door and return like the proverbial prodigal sons that we are. moby I wonder if he realizes how much money the Canadien tax system would "annex" from his bank account if he were a citizen there? LOL :)
what a shame moby cant find the shift key. oh well ill talk in all lowercase and dream of being "Canadien"
I remember a dumb Clive Cussler novel, "Night Probe," that suggests that our two countries would merge and form exactly that, the "United States of Canada."
Don't let the door hit ya on yer bony, vegan arse on the way out, Moby.
Moran. There is Canada and the is the United States of America. What you can do for your country is move to Canada.
Take off you hoser.
I am serious here, who is Moby?
"Somebody horked our states!"
Moby is a Dick.
What a f**khead. Once again, typical liberal distortion of reality. Where does he get his red-state blue state "statistics"? Probably from DU.
Keep dreaming, baldie.
No, Moby is wishin' he could find a Dick.
"Pop Star"? More like, "Flash in the pan".
Is that true that Massachussetts has the lowest abortion and divorce rates in the country? I hadn't heard that.
When Canadians are sick of the cold, high taxes, crappy healthcare, bureaucratic nightmares, language headaches, high gas prices, lower incomes.... we just move elsewhere. (Usually the states!)
LMAo, you can say that again!
I really don't know whay he won't just shut up and go back to biting his pillow.
I call B.S.
Yeah... I wonder why all of my Canadian relatives come to the states when they need a medical major procedure...? Hmmmm...
Take Detroit for a start. If that works out well, Canada can have Ithaca too.
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