Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Ex-topless dancer sells a breast (but just one)
news.com.au ^ | 3-3-05 | From correspondents in Miami

Posted on 03/03/2005 3:13:03 PM PST by Rakkasan1

A FORMER topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her huge breasts, has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.

Tawny Peaks, as she was known professionally, said yesterday she had retrieved the implants from a box in her closet after watching a television program about bizarre items sold on the internet auction site. She said she would autograph the size 69-HH implant for the winner but would keep its mate.

As of last night, the top bid was $US2300 ($2927).


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breast; dancer; ex; sells; topless
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-84 next last
you think you'd sell better as a set.
1 posted on 03/03/2005 3:13:04 PM PST by Rakkasan1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

So...what you're saying is that she just wants to keep abreast of the situation?


2 posted on 03/03/2005 3:15:35 PM PST by politicket
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

This story made me titter with amusement. Please keep us abreast of any futher developments.


3 posted on 03/03/2005 3:16:06 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1
Current bid: US $16,766.00
What would you do with this?
4 posted on 03/03/2005 3:17:18 PM PST by Brian328i
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: politicket

You beat me to the punch.

I'd bid on it myself but I'm flat busted.


5 posted on 03/03/2005 3:17:37 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

Or, she could trade it for "tat".


6 posted on 03/03/2005 3:18:42 PM PST by GreenHornet
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1
"you think you'd sell better as a set."

She wanted something to help her cherish the mammary. Some punsters around here may think this is udderly ridiculous and will try to milk this for all it's worth, so I'm just going to try and nip it in the bud.

7 posted on 03/03/2005 3:19:08 PM PST by Joe 6-pack ("It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Brian328i
What would you do with this?

Maybe a dyslexic buyer could put it in their "drawer of chests"?
8 posted on 03/03/2005 3:19:15 PM PST by politicket
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

Did you see the bottom of the bid? You get flat rate shipping, thats a deal maker


9 posted on 03/03/2005 3:19:53 PM PST by SF Republican
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1; 4mycountry; Eaker

this beats the .303 shells, in some respects

ping who you will


10 posted on 03/03/2005 3:20:22 PM PST by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mrs. a

Thats really good. lol


11 posted on 03/03/2005 3:20:31 PM PST by Racer1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: politicket
Jeez, you can actually buy the bags on ebay... Ebay Search
12 posted on 03/03/2005 3:20:36 PM PST by Brian328i
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

dont mind me...im just hanging out waiting for pictures.....


13 posted on 03/03/2005 3:20:41 PM PST by Delbert
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NYC GOP Chick

no, no pictures


14 posted on 03/03/2005 3:21:24 PM PST by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

You have to admit that "Tawny Peaks" is one of the all-time great stripper names.


15 posted on 03/03/2005 3:22:52 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mrs. a

What kind of boob would buy a breast implant?


Question: Where does one keep breast implants?
Answer : In a hope chest. :P


16 posted on 03/03/2005 3:23:25 PM PST by gimme1ibertee
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Delbert

LOLOL!!!!
Any new developments? :)


17 posted on 03/03/2005 3:24:26 PM PST by gimme1ibertee
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: mrs. a
"I'd bid on it myself but I'm flat busted. "

LOL, funniest post all day.
18 posted on 03/03/2005 3:24:41 PM PST by GunnyHartman (Allah is allah outta virgins.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: gimme1ibertee

Well, I've been hoping for years now and still no chest...


19 posted on 03/03/2005 3:25:40 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Luddite Patent Counsel

Gigli Mounds?


20 posted on 03/03/2005 3:25:41 PM PST by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: Luddite Patent Counsel

Which reminds me of the Letterman "Top Ten" list from a few years back:

Top 10 Least Popular Stripper Names:
10. Ginger Vitis
9. Stripper Gore
8. Mrs. Charlie Sheen
7. Stanley Cups
6. Lois the Letterman Look-alike
5. H. Rose Perot
4. Sue Dafed
3. Yogi Bare-Ass
2. Nude Gingrich
1. Tammy Lasorda


21 posted on 03/03/2005 3:26:26 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: Brian328i

Why buy on E-Bay when you can create your own silicon-in-plant?
22 posted on 03/03/2005 3:26:53 PM PST by politicket
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: mrs. a

Oh, come on....'Teat's never too late.


23 posted on 03/03/2005 3:27:14 PM PST by gimme1ibertee
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

She's getting that price , and it's used?? Gawd.......


24 posted on 03/03/2005 3:28:16 PM PST by tiredoflaundry (My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Brian328i

"What would you do with this?"

Throw a blankie over it and you've got a bean bag chair for kids.


25 posted on 03/03/2005 3:28:48 PM PST by Maria S (Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

Betcha can't eat just one.


26 posted on 03/03/2005 3:29:23 PM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky. Sometimes I'm downright grouchy. Grrr.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Delbert
im just hanging out waiting for pictures.....

This is the only one I found which was safe to post.


27 posted on 03/03/2005 3:30:42 PM PST by Freebird Forever (Support your local gunsmith.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: gimme1ibertee

Look, I have nothing against the breast she has left...the problem is, neither does she.


28 posted on 03/03/2005 3:30:55 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

eBay???? Kind of hard to throw wadded up ones and fives at her for it.


29 posted on 03/03/2005 3:31:28 PM PST by evolved_rage (OLAP SCHMOLAP)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Freebird Forever

She does have a website but it's not family or workplace friendly.


30 posted on 03/03/2005 3:31:48 PM PST by colorado tanker (The People Have Spoken)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: Freebird Forever

Note to self: do not do google image search for striper names


31 posted on 03/03/2005 3:34:36 PM PST by TheOtherOne
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: Brian328i
What would you do with this?

Some guy named Joe ends up being the winning bidder:

Joe's co-worker: Hey Joe, how was your weekend?

Joe: Pretty kicked back. I just watched the boob-tube....
32 posted on 03/03/2005 3:37:35 PM PST by politicket
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: mrs. a

LOL!!! Me, too, and I would tend to have to walk using my hand on the ground of whatever side I put it on! Of course, I guess I could put it in the middle, and walk using my nose....


33 posted on 03/03/2005 3:37:42 PM PST by Theresawithanh (2005! My resolution: FReep even MORE this year!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

Maybe she can offer the "blonde discount" - buy two, get one free.


34 posted on 03/03/2005 3:39:18 PM PST by Tall_Texan (If you can think 180-degrees apart from reality, you might be a Democrat.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TheOtherOne
Note to self: do not do google image search for striper names

I just searched "striper names", and got results like "Fish Lips", "Limpett", and "Nemo". What did I miss? ;-)

35 posted on 03/03/2005 3:40:03 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack
"so I'm just going to try and nip[ple] it in the bud."
36 posted on 03/03/2005 3:41:05 PM PST by NW Mike (Proud member of the VRWC since 1972 -- who the hell are you calling 'neo'?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Luddite Patent Counsel
I just searched "striper names", and got results like "Fish Lips", "Limpett", and "Nemo". What did I miss? ;-)

Don't be a pain in the BASS!! ;-)
37 posted on 03/03/2005 3:41:57 PM PST by politicket
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Luddite Patent Counsel
But did you see her bass?

(new note to self: two s's in dessert, and two p's in stripper

38 posted on 03/03/2005 3:44:18 PM PST by TheOtherOne
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Freebird Forever
I'll pass on the breast, but I wonder if she's going to put that flat as a pancake tummy up for bid? Now that, I would love to have on my body.

Grumbling to myself....Bet she's never had a baby!

39 posted on 03/03/2005 3:48:46 PM PST by LisaMalia (Thank you Hollywood, your bungling helped re-elect our President!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

I'd bid on it no problem, it's only $16,766.00 right now, but damn... 9.95 shipping ???? Man, the shipping will kill ya....


40 posted on 03/03/2005 3:49:20 PM PST by dfwddr
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Luddite Patent Counsel; TheOtherOne
"I just searched "striper names..."

There is a formula to determine your porn star name...

...First name = the name of your favorite pet (past or present)

...Last name = the name of a street you live (or once lived) on.

I am, "Timber Philadelphia."

41 posted on 03/03/2005 3:55:51 PM PST by Joe 6-pack ("It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

OK, my stripped name is either:

Kelly Dogwood
or
Punkin Winthrop
or
Flaky Silver
or
Spot Steamboat

Really.


42 posted on 03/03/2005 3:57:45 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

Should I be "Myrtle St. Lawrence" or "Sweet Pea Monticello"?


43 posted on 03/03/2005 4:00:01 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1

PUKE!


44 posted on 03/03/2005 4:01:03 PM PST by 7.62 x 51mm ( Veni Vidi Vino Visa "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rakkasan1
size 69-HH

Udderly amazing.

45 posted on 03/03/2005 4:01:03 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

I can't believe anyone would pay to see someone called "Enis Dakota"


46 posted on 03/03/2005 4:02:02 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

I am so surprised to see you on this thread.


47 posted on 03/03/2005 4:02:49 PM PST by Howlin (Free the Eason Jordan Tape!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

In that case...I'm either Rusty Seventh or Boogie Seventh.
I'd be better off with Rusty Boogie!


48 posted on 03/03/2005 4:02:51 PM PST by gimme1ibertee
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: mrs. a

Myrtle St. Lawrence, definately.


49 posted on 03/03/2005 4:05:10 PM PST by Joe 6-pack ("It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: Freebird Forever

Zounds! The mounds abound!


50 posted on 03/03/2005 4:05:21 PM PST by gimme1ibertee
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-84 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson