We Are Liberals: Red, White and Socialist

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | March 4, 2005 | Chris Davis

[cyborg]

LOL

[writer33]

Ping!

[Theresawithanh]

Wow! A parody that reads like a lot of lefty "progressives" think! Mr. Davis is good.

[cyborg]

i had this discussion yesterday with two customers. They pretty much knew I was right.

[writer33]

It's a joke, jsmith.

[fat city]

Hehehehe "Chris Davis is the author of Elective Decisions and has written for Enter Stage Right and Free Republic."

[writer33]

buffyt gets and A tonight.

[cyborg]

LOL yup he's a FReeper finest ;-)

[Petronski]

There's a bit in a graf near the end there when he has Winston Churchill all but singing the Internationale...




heh heh heh

[jsmith48]

Yeah, I checked out the website right after I posted.

[writer33]

Thanks for the compliments, HTB.

[writer33]

Thanks for the compliment, umgud.

[writer33]

It's satire, groanup.

[PGalt]

Thanks for the post.

Chris, very very good. Keep 'em comin' Mr. Davis.

[Soul Seeker]

This is good.

I couldn't quite make out if it was real or mockery!

[cyborg]

Isn't it great? LOL He's really good.

[writer33]

Wow! A parody that reads like a lot of lefty "progressives" think! Mr. Davis is good.

Thanks, Theresawithanh.

[Soaring Feather]

PONG!!

You pesky rascal!

[dancusa]

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced the altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted.

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman replied, "You are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be a Republican," said the balloonist.

I am," said the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded. "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.

[writer33]

I appreciate the compliments. More than you know.