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Bananas are so offensive
Ledger-Inquirer ^ | 3/2/05 | Tim Chitwood

Posted on 03/04/2005 9:43:17 AM PST by laissez- faire

Where bananas never end

The shriek of microphone feedback, the screech of fingernails on slate, the rippling reaction to an Atlanta-area woman's complaint about Columbus police officers' eating bananas at a Jan. 15 civil rights march.

Each is going to grate on people's nerves, over time, so there's a "make it stop" plea I'll obviously be ignoring by writing this. But I don't really control the microphone, or the slate, or the way talk radio and the Internet can amplify a whine into a squall.

And I certainly have no control over a congressman.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: bananas; civilrights; complaints
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To: Lekker 1

Yer KILLIN' me here!


21 posted on 03/04/2005 11:58:52 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: laissez- faire

Yes, We Have No Bananas!

Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923)

There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:

"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

Midi here if you don't know the tune:

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/../midi/bananas.mid


22 posted on 03/04/2005 12:01:16 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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