Caption Dan Rather pic as he arrives for LAST Scheduled Broadcast

Yahoo News ^ | March 9,2004

[AmericanMade1776]

Dan Rather enters the CBS broadcast center for his last scheduled broadcast of the 'CBS Evening News' March 9, 2005 in New York. Tributes to the 73-year-old newsman were mixed with sniping after his final months were marred by a reporting scandal that tarnished his reputation. REUTERS/Chip East

[llevrok]

It was reported that he came in "reeking of cheap whiskey, and complaining 'some strange hooker gave me crabs last night'", but this could not be confirmed.

I bet Andy Rooney would know something. I heard he was dressed in drag at Dan's farewell party last night and is now complaining about a sore....um....GO MARINERS!

[AmericanMade1776]

Someone to keep Rather coming on the Ash Heap of HIstory

[SoDak]

"Apparently my support is about as thin as turnip soup"

[FourtySeven]

LOL

[Republicus2001]

free, Free, FREE at last

[FourtySeven]

Look closely at Dan Rather's nose in that pic, it looks like he has a huge lie bump growing on it

haha! Actually his nose DOES look strange, like someone punched him recently. I was trying to think of something along those lines, but I came up empty.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Bang the drum slowly. A single riderless horse, boots backward in their stirrups, the end of an era...

[AmericanMade1776]

Big buds

[AmericanMade1776]

Thank God...tonight is the night.

[sr4402]

"You have to keep me on. You need liberals like me to keep bashing the Republicans. So what if I pushed fake documents, lied about our troops and aided our enemies? Isn't that what you wanted me to do?"

/Sarcasm OFF

[Miles the Slasher]

"This is Kenneth, signing off of this frequency for the last time. Courage."

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Goodbye Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea...

[AmericanMade1776]

so Sad! hahahaha!

[meandog]

"What's the frequency? (...hold on, Edward R., Doug Edwards, Chet and David, I'm comin' to join you faster than a hound on the trail of a T-bone...)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Shows the definition of the word JERK.

[gopwinsin04]

[macamadamia]

Dan Rather arrived at CBS today showing signs of fatigue and confusion. He spoke to reporters: "I tell you what have you ever heaved so hard you feel your butt clampin' down on you like old Tricky Dick on a White House rampage and...well CBS gave me this big sheet cake and I tell ya what I'm soakin' it in some Maker's Mark and havin' me some naked Texas fun."

[finnman69]

[lilakblosm]

[aShepard]

"Uhhhh! Can anybody tell me where I board the bus to the dog track?"