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Cat Shoots Owner
My Way News ^ | 10 March 2005 | Unknown

Posted on 03/10/2005 7:12:25 AM PST by AnOldCowhand

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To: Cinnamon Girl
I always believed that cats would use guns if they could.

For some reason, I always assumed cats were the Million Mom March type.

41 posted on 03/10/2005 7:46:49 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: joesnuffy

Oh please, oh please, oh please....


42 posted on 03/10/2005 7:47:35 AM PST by tuffydoodle
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To: KidGlock

They are the exact opposite.


43 posted on 03/10/2005 7:47:36 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl (OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
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To: TXBSAFH
I read it was a glock.

Musta been in a different version. Okay then, I tried to find an out for the cat, manslaughter maybe, but now we're back to first degree.

44 posted on 03/10/2005 7:48:32 AM PST by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: AnOldCowhand
Must've been revenge for being forced into this ridiculous costume:

Just the same, think I'll keep a closer eye on our 3 cats. They might go off the deep end any time from cabin fever brought on from living in a snowbelt.

45 posted on 03/10/2005 7:50:00 AM PST by ride the whirlwind
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To: AnOldCowhand
...now we're back to first degree.

Make that ATTEMPTED first degree.

46 posted on 03/10/2005 7:50:20 AM PST by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: AnOldCowhand

The obvious solution to a'cat problem'....

47 posted on 03/10/2005 7:51:25 AM PST by joesnuffy (If GW had been driving....Mary Jo would still be with us...)
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To: KidGlock

The only think keeping a house cat from eating you is it's size. If a dog got to be 400 pounds they would still love you, if a cat got to be 400 pounds you are on the menu.


48 posted on 03/10/2005 7:52:37 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: KidGlock
...I always assumed cats were the Million Mom March type.

That's what they WANT you to think. Then, when you ain't lookin'...POP!

49 posted on 03/10/2005 7:53:29 AM PST by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: AnOldCowhand

this guy was pobably practicing his quicksdraw in front of the cat, when he blasted a hole through his glutimus maximus... blaming th ecat and the firearm will allow him to make a claim under his homeowners insurance under missile-anus...

teeman


50 posted on 03/10/2005 8:05:17 AM PST by teeman8r (cats are for people who even dogs will not love... (this should get their goat))
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To: AnOldCowhand

This beats a "man bites dog" story.


51 posted on 03/10/2005 8:14:52 AM PST by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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To: AnOldCowhand
Dog Shoots Man
52 posted on 03/10/2005 8:22:43 AM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: newsgatherer
Problem with this story is that it can't happen. There is no way a modern 9mm goes off by being dropped. 0ther than taking the saftey off and squeezing the trigger.

I was wondering when someone would post this. Yes, all modern guns, autos or revolvers, have to pass a drop test and it is virtually impossible for them to go off by being dropped. A 9 mm is most likely a modern gun but it could be an old high power browning or something similar.

I think there is something fishy about his story and he used to cat to cover up what really happened.

53 posted on 03/10/2005 8:30:41 AM PST by calex59
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To: AnOldCowhand
We MUST fight back!!!

Dem kitties are killing us!


54 posted on 03/10/2005 8:37:32 AM PST by shellshocked
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To: Holicheese

Maybe the other cat?


55 posted on 03/10/2005 9:55:42 AM PST by Still Thinking (Disregard the law of unintended consequences at your own risk.)
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To: AnOldCowhand

What the heck kind of crappy gun did the guy own?


56 posted on 03/10/2005 9:57:16 AM PST by Still Thinking (Disregard the law of unintended consequences at your own risk.)
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To: Still Thinking

Someone read elsewhere that it was a Glock. I don't know the gun but I'm told that they only have some kind of a flipper style trigger block.

Another good reason to stick with my M1911.


57 posted on 03/10/2005 10:58:08 AM PST by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: Still Thinking

Never. They are the best of friends. I have asked them if something was up, they both are very tight lipped about ut.
I will keep you updated.


58 posted on 03/10/2005 11:02:28 AM PST by Holicheese (This is Hockey East)
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To: Holicheese

How do you make cat stew?









Hide the Tender Vittles...


59 posted on 03/10/2005 11:04:10 AM PST by EternalVigilance (Freedom. Brought to you by the grace of God and the Red, White and Blue...)
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To: AnOldCowhand

If that's true of Glocks, it's amazing they're so popular with the Barney Fife crowd. OTOH, it could be used as a donut punch!


60 posted on 03/10/2005 11:20:02 AM PST by Still Thinking (Disregard the law of unintended consequences at your own risk.)
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