Lyrics Released for New "Right Wing" Parody CD -- YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1

Right Wing Parodies LLC ^ | 3-24-05 | Doug from Upland

[plewis1250]

No problemo!

[doug from upland]

You guys wanted to be pinged.

[philman_36]

Got the Order page right here. 'Preciate the ping.
My only problem is that I'm a cash man, no plastic. You got a physical address or a P.O. Box?

[doug from upland]

I'll send you FReepmail.

[JockoManning]

Thanks again, Doug.

Quix, here's another ping for you.

JM

[Pharmboy]

Great job--my favorite is I Am Woman with a Gun. Excellent.

[JockoManning]

Yep, I am woman with a gun looks like an excellent song.

Wonder if our second amendment sisters have seen it?

Don't remember who any of them are to ping them to it though.

JM

[JockoManning]

Highlighting "I am Woman with a Gun"


I am woman with a gun
I won’t take crap from anyone
So you rapists better stay away from me


If you dare to take the chance
I’ll shoot off something in your pants
Well, just try me and I guess you’re gonna see


Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible…I am packing


I am woman with a gun
And, I’m not fearing anyone
And, I warn muggers that I won’t be easy prey


I have practiced every week
If it is trouble that they seek
Then they’ll find out that it is not their lucky day


Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible…I am packing


I am woman with a gun
And, I am warning everyone
That if you break into my house you’re gonna die
I don’t have the time to wait
Because the police are always late
And I will fill bad guys with lead…I’m not too shy


Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible
I’m not into victimhood…being armed is really good
I think every woman should


http://www.rightwingparodies.com

[JockoManning]

"Did you see these lyrics?"

ping.

JM

[doug from upland]

If you have the time, you are encouraged to send the lyrics and link to any pro-2nd Amendment sites. :)

[JockoManning]

Good point. Guess I need to compile a list of them for such opportunities.

Thanks again, this is a good thread.

JM

[doug from upland]

On this MIDI site you can find I AM WOMAN. It is more fun to have the music as you sing. :)

[Pharmboy]

Ping--

[JockoManning]

Great. Thanks for the link.

JM

[Albion Wilde]

Hilarious. Keep pushing this project. It should be a rock opera.