Brian; Lighten up on the drunkards... If you will..
Connoisseur of rarely fine wines will do..
Fraser is a ye-olde PIC*-trapped drunken buffoon.
A bloody disgrace to his family, to his party and to Australia.
And airs, graces and other effectations notwithstanding, by breakfast time such a drunk as he wouldn't know a good plonk from a rough red ned!
*"PIC" - "Poisoned Ice Cube." -- When during one of his nights [Or weeks or months -- he is habitual at short and long benders] of drunken carousing, a Memphis hooker and her pimp made off with his trousers and his dough and he turned up next morning back at his Australian-taxpayer provided five-star flop and had to get the doorman to bring him so trousers so he could make it through the lobby and up to his suite, he said he had been mickey-finned the previous evening [And carted of to the short-time-good-time motel in which, sans pants, he'd woken up] when someone placed poisoned ice cubes [PIC] in his drink.