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To: mhx

Socks are the larval form of wire coathangers. Every time a sock disappears from your washing machine, a wire coathanger appears in your closet. This is why, every six months or so, you have to grab a big handful of them and throw them out, lest they take over your closet.

The sock manufacturers do not want you to know this.

40 posted on 03/31/2005 6:25:07 PM PST by Nick Danger (You can stick a fork in the Mullahs -- they're done.)
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To: Nick Danger

Outstanding theory. Nobel material, for certain!!


51 posted on 03/31/2005 7:17:24 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (Repeal the NFA of '34! the GCA of '68! and the '86 ban!)
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To: Nick Danger

You are very close to "unraveling" (just like those socks) the Masonic Conspiracy.

Have you ever met Quix?


67 posted on 03/31/2005 9:31:18 PM PST by streetpreacher (The fires of hell burn hot and try to destroy me, I run to your will Oh God I know you’ll restore me)
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