Socks are the larval form of wire coathangers. Every time a sock disappears from your washing machine, a wire coathanger appears in your closet. This is why, every six months or so, you have to grab a big handful of them and throw them out, lest they take over your closet.
The sock manufacturers do not want you to know this.
Outstanding theory. Nobel material, for certain!!
You are very close to "unraveling" (just like those socks) the Masonic Conspiracy.
Have you ever met Quix?