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1 posted on 04/03/2005 8:27:49 AM PDT by nuconvert
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To: Boxsford

Here's your Dave Pong. It's a good one


2 posted on 04/03/2005 8:38:53 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: nuconvert

Refreshingly true, but I can't say anything(my wife will probably read this, and I'm already in enough trouble).


3 posted on 04/03/2005 8:41:16 AM PDT by Uh-til-uh (Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
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To: nuconvert

"There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie."


A timeless classic...


4 posted on 04/03/2005 8:44:47 AM PDT by thoughtomator ("The Passion of the Opus" - 2 hours of a FReeper being crucified on his own self-pitying thread)
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To: nuconvert

She won't believe you because you married her and anyone that married her couldn't have good taste! LOL!


6 posted on 04/03/2005 8:45:41 AM PDT by abigail2 ('The difficulty of the task is no excuse for avoiding it.' George Bush Inaugural Speech '05)
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To: nuconvert

THe only correct reply: "You look fine, hon."


14 posted on 04/03/2005 9:13:31 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (Repeal the NFA of '34! the GCA of '68! and the '86 ban!)
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To: nuconvert

Priceless!


16 posted on 04/03/2005 9:19:57 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: nuconvert

That is a good one. Thanks for the giggle! :)

My "Brad Pitt look-alike' (in my MIND, anyway) husband is out in the yard right now doing a controlled burn; his favorite Spring chore. He could seriously give Brad a few Lawn Care tips, LOL!


17 posted on 04/03/2005 9:25:25 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: nuconvert

Just tell her, she has a perfect teardrop shape!

WHAP, WHAP.

OW!

I meant perfect hourglass shape.


20 posted on 04/03/2005 9:40:58 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
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To: sure_fine

Classic ping!


32 posted on 04/03/2005 10:40:20 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm ( Veni Vidi Vino Visa "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; Zacs Mom; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
Pinging my humor ping list.

This is good.

Here are some oldies with very funny stuff:

The Left-Handed Gun
Tech Support Call
Problem With Girlfriend Upgrade
Lighten Up (My Title - We need some humor today)
Wood found on Mars? Not Photoshoped - off the nasa website.
Dog Spit and Baldness: A hair-raising discovery (Dave Barry) LoL

Let me know if you want on or off my Humor ping list.  (It's a low volume ping.)

RT

33 posted on 04/03/2005 11:03:11 AM PDT by RebelTex (Freedom is everyone's right - and everyone's responsibility!)
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To: nuconvert
''How do I look?'' she'll ask.

As a conservative, Texas gal, I have NEVER ask a man such a loaded question!

I just ask: "Does this look okay?"

:)

36 posted on 04/03/2005 11:28:49 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a *legal entity*, nor am I a 'person' as defined by law.)
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To: nuconvert

Keeper.


37 posted on 04/03/2005 11:30:11 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: nuconvert

bump


41 posted on 04/03/2005 5:20:27 PM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: nuconvert
Also, she suspects that you're not qualified to judge anybody's appearance. This is because you have shaving cream in your hair.

This column was obviously written by Barry prior to the July 15, 1998, release date of the film, "There's Something About Mary."
42 posted on 04/03/2005 5:54:25 PM PDT by OESY
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