posted on 04/03/2005 8:27:49 AM PDT
Here's your Dave Pong. It's a good one
posted on 04/03/2005 8:38:53 AM PDT
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
Refreshingly true, but I can't say anything(my wife will probably read this, and I'm already in enough trouble).
posted on 04/03/2005 8:41:16 AM PDT
(Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
"There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie."
A timeless classic...
posted on 04/03/2005 8:44:47 AM PDT
("The Passion of the Opus" - 2 hours of a FReeper being crucified on his own self-pitying thread)
She won't believe you because you married her and anyone that married her couldn't have good taste! LOL!
posted on 04/03/2005 8:45:41 AM PDT
('The difficulty of the task is no excuse for avoiding it.' George Bush Inaugural Speech '05)
THe only correct reply: "You look fine, hon."
posted on 04/03/2005 9:13:31 AM PDT
by Smokin' Joe
(Repeal the NFA of '34! the GCA of '68! and the '86 ban!)
posted on 04/03/2005 9:19:57 AM PDT
That is a good one. Thanks for the giggle! :)
My "Brad Pitt look-alike' (in my MIND, anyway) husband is out in the yard right now doing a controlled burn; his favorite Spring chore. He could seriously give Brad a few Lawn Care tips, LOL!
posted on 04/03/2005 9:25:25 AM PDT
by Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
Just tell her, she has a perfect teardrop shape!
I meant perfect hourglass shape.
posted on 04/03/2005 9:40:58 AM PDT
(When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
posted on 04/03/2005 10:40:20 AM PDT
by 7.62 x 51mm
(• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; Zacs Mom; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
posted on 04/03/2005 11:03:11 AM PDT
(Freedom is everyone's right - and everyone's responsibility!)
''How do I look?'' she'll ask.
As a conservative, Texas gal, I have NEVER ask a man such a loaded question!
I just ask: "Does this look okay?"
posted on 04/03/2005 11:28:49 AM PDT
(I am not a *legal entity*, nor am I a 'person' as defined by law.)
Also, she suspects that you're not qualified to judge anybody's appearance. This is because you have shaving cream in your hair.
This column was obviously written by Barry prior to the July 15, 1998, release date of the film, "There's Something About Mary."
posted on 04/03/2005 5:54:25 PM PDT
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