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DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers
DFU/Uncleshag productions | 4-3-05 | Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag

Posted on 04/03/2005 10:43:48 AM PDT by doug from upland

Leaving? Stop the Drama

Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane

Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically

You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.

If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do

You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!

We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy

Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned

You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...


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KEYWORDS: adios; autozot; begone; buttcheeks; byebye; dfuisanazi; freerepublic; opus; seeya; whiner; wussy
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1 posted on 04/03/2005 10:43:51 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: uncleshag; LUV W; All
Way to go, unc!

If anyone wants to link some of the opus posts here, have at it.

2 posted on 04/03/2005 10:44:53 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: Jim Robinson

Do you think FR will still survive? :)


3 posted on 04/03/2005 10:45:24 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

too funny!!!!


4 posted on 04/03/2005 10:46:25 AM PDT by duck duck goose (not enough happy taglines..HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY)
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To: doug from upland

naw... we're doomed!


5 posted on 04/03/2005 10:46:46 AM PDT by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)
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To: uncleshag

Whoops. I should have put the title as you had it. Sorry.


6 posted on 04/03/2005 10:48:59 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

That's just too great!


7 posted on 04/03/2005 10:50:29 AM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
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To: doug from upland; pelikan; Lady Jag; Fawnn; Colonel_Flagg; MeekOneGOP; Old Sarge; Jet Jaguar; ...

NEW song from doug from upland and uncleshag.


8 posted on 04/03/2005 10:50:53 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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To: doug from upland

WIMP OUT OPUS BUMP!!!!!


9 posted on 04/03/2005 10:51:32 AM PDT by smoothsailing (Qui Nhon)
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To: uncleshag; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Wait til Tonk hears this one!


10 posted on 04/03/2005 10:56:03 AM PDT by pelikan (If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag

For probably my first time in FReep history, I clicked on a thread before I got pinged. Already listened to the song and loved it! (Well, I still love it.) ;)

Great job!!!

Bump!


11 posted on 04/03/2005 10:56:19 AM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: doug from upland

w00t! Hahahahahaha! Nice one Doug!


12 posted on 04/03/2005 10:59:29 AM PDT by LibKill (Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
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To: Fawnn

Thannks!

Cominng from a premiere artist,
I really appreciate it, Fawnn!


13 posted on 04/03/2005 11:00:06 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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To: LibKill

Without uncleshag, you would just have words.


14 posted on 04/03/2005 11:00:46 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

That was just too funny!


15 posted on 04/03/2005 11:03:01 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
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To: doug from upland

Good lyrics. It says it all.


16 posted on 04/03/2005 11:03:20 AM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag
I love it....but what about the "I'm not leaving FR" opus's? Somehow this gif seems fitting....


17 posted on 04/03/2005 11:05:00 AM PDT by AZamericonnie
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag

Applause for uncleshag as well! I haven't had a good laugh all day until I heard that.


18 posted on 04/03/2005 11:07:23 AM PDT by LibKill (Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
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To: AZamericonnie

Perfect graphic. Thanks.


19 posted on 04/03/2005 11:07:40 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: AZamericonnie
...and so the graphic journey begins!!

Thanks Connie, you have given doug
a new idea and banished me to another
four hours alone in the padded
acoutically treated room.

20 posted on 04/03/2005 11:08:26 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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To: LibKill
FRee Medicine!!

Better than NyQuil!!

BYOB

21 posted on 04/03/2005 11:10:10 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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To: pelikan; uncleshag; doug from upland
"Wait til Tonk hears this one!"

They (uncleshag and doug from upland) have done it again!
22 posted on 04/03/2005 11:11:42 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: uncleshag
Aw come on you know you love your padded cell acoustic studio! :)You can reward yourself by going fishing!
23 posted on 04/03/2005 11:13:53 AM PDT by AZamericonnie
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag; StarCMC; Old Sarge; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; laurenmarlowe; ...

Award Winning OPUS with the Mostest!
(tongue in cheek as it were.)

I have been flamed, shamed, denigrated, fried,
spied upon, FReepmailed, insulted, Flamed,
blamed, rammed and jammed
'til my ego can't take anymore!
Thus so, FR, I must take leave of this den of thiefs
flamers, blamers, schemers, good time Charlies, jesters
and clowns!

Oh by the way, this is not an OPUS just wanted to get a few things off my chest!
LOL!!

bentfeather

24 posted on 04/03/2005 11:15:22 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: doug from upland

Wow! You guys have really been busy this week! And this one is soooooo needed!


25 posted on 04/03/2005 11:23:04 AM PDT by LUV W (Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
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To: doug from upland

Wow! You guys have really been busy this week! And this one is soooooo needed!


26 posted on 04/03/2005 11:23:05 AM PDT by LUV W (Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag

BWAHAHAHA! Great work. :)


27 posted on 04/03/2005 11:24:15 AM PDT by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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To: uncleshag; doug from upland
I cannot resist...

To all the dramatists...


28 posted on 04/03/2005 11:24:49 AM PDT by pelikan (If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
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To: uncleshag; MeekOneGOP
Hey Meekie!

If you can get a break from your troll-hunting, check this out!

29 posted on 04/03/2005 11:26:21 AM PDT by pelikan (If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
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To: doug from upland
Great job Doug. Two of those butt-cheeks are mine. 8^)

Nam Vet

30 posted on 04/03/2005 11:26:32 AM PDT by Nam Vet (MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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To: doug from upland

ROFLOL. WTG it was badly needed.


31 posted on 04/03/2005 11:27:01 AM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
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To: uncleshag; doug from upland; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; ...
LOL!

I think the Viking Kitties would like these lyrics, too.

They fit the Admin Moderator assisted "Opuses" (Opii?), too. :)


32 posted on 04/03/2005 11:28:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: doug from upland

LOL!! Perfect!


33 posted on 04/03/2005 11:30:19 AM PDT by Ima Lurker
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To: pelikan
haha! Yeah. Funny. I just called the Kitties, too. :)

34 posted on 04/03/2005 11:31:42 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: AZamericonnie
Connie, I'll see your moon and raise you two.

Moony Wave

35 posted on 04/03/2005 11:32:06 AM PDT by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: doug from upland
I'm STAYING!!!!

Can't make me go!

But here's my Opus!


36 posted on 04/03/2005 11:34:10 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Success doesn't "happen." It is organized, preempted, captured, by consecrated common sense.)
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag

I love uncleshag's voice.


37 posted on 04/03/2005 11:35:13 AM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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To: doug from upland

John Denver? Wasn't that by Peter, Paul and Mary? Hippie trio extraordinaire?


38 posted on 04/03/2005 11:36:27 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag
Encore!

Much more entertaining than any opus I've read.

39 posted on 04/03/2005 11:36:35 AM PDT by BIGLOOK (I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Well, consider all the opii to be effective culling of the herd.

I'm all for natural selection, survival of the fittest, whatever you want to call it. Perhaps we should be very much even more meaner.
40 posted on 04/03/2005 11:36:38 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: jslade

Ha! You win! lol


41 posted on 04/03/2005 11:40:36 AM PDT by AZamericonnie
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To: doug from upland

Excellent :) ....


42 posted on 04/03/2005 11:41:14 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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To: doug from upland; ALOHA RONNIE

Lieutenant Colonel Harold "Hal" G. Moore:

"We're moving into the 'valley of the shadow of death' -- where you will watch the back of the man next to you, as he will watch yours.

Free Republic....Were in this to Win!

43 posted on 04/03/2005 11:41:22 AM PDT by Light Speed
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To: MeekOneGOP

LOL! Yeah, we need the kitties! All of them!


44 posted on 04/03/2005 11:42:19 AM PDT by pelikan (If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
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To: uncleshag; Radix
Hey radix...

check this out...

45 posted on 04/03/2005 11:44:27 AM PDT by pelikan (If you want on/off Sunday or Daily or Sports pings, freep please! (Unc & Tx excluded))
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag
LOL! This is waaay too funny!

Thanks guys!

46 posted on 04/03/2005 11:45:17 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: BIGLOOK

Thanks, BIGLOOK!!

doug from upland stings 'em,
uncleshag sings 'em.


47 posted on 04/03/2005 11:45:38 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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To: Bahbah

I love your use of words!! LOL

Thank you, Bahbah.


48 posted on 04/03/2005 11:46:30 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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To: pelikan; tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska

Oh, please don't let tomkow and Ma near the thread!!


49 posted on 04/03/2005 11:47:38 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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To: exnavychick

Thanks!!


50 posted on 04/03/2005 11:47:57 AM PDT by uncleshag (~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
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