I would assume the "flirting points" would include the condom aisle.
posted on 04/08/2005 12:43:29 PM PDT
Is that going to be made in China as well...........
posted on 04/08/2005 12:45:19 PM PDT
by Dan from Michigan
("If Stabenow were any bigger a roadblock, she could halt traffic on all of I-75.")
I like Wal-Mart just fine and shop their all the time, but if they implement this they will someday mark it as the beginning of the end.
posted on 04/08/2005 12:48:42 PM PDT
by E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
Lookin' for a cheap date? Try Wal-Mart
You might be a redneck....
posted on 04/08/2005 12:48:52 PM PDT
(we're here, we're Huguenots, get used to us...)
What's their "return" policy? ;-)
posted on 04/08/2005 12:52:34 PM PDT
Frankly, I think you'd be doing better with the clientele of a Walmart than a typical dating bar.
posted on 04/08/2005 12:52:44 PM PDT
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
You can tell a lot by a person by what is in their buggy...
Pet food, hemorrhoid cream, trashy novels, Guns & Ammo magazine, a super-duper 1000 condom party pack, size 12 faux tiger fur spike heels, pickled pigs feet, a bag of live gold fish....
posted on 04/08/2005 12:58:22 PM PDT
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
I've joked for years that, one day, Walmart would install mini apartments for it's workers and the public. Or sell funeral packages.
That "dating" thing is even creepier.
To: BJClinton; Dan from Michigan
Wal Mart is strictly for Chubby Chasers. If portly girls and single moms are your thing, Wal Mart is the place to be.
posted on 04/08/2005 1:01:35 PM PDT
(Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
The cheaper the better. :) HA!
posted on 04/08/2005 1:19:24 PM PDT
("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, being released in March)
posted on 04/08/2005 1:21:35 PM PDT
(freepo ergo sum)
"On Friday nights, singles looking for romance, mindless flirting or just a new friend head over to their neighborhood Wal-Mart where they're given a big bright red bow to attach to their shopping cart or shopping basket."
posted on 04/08/2005 1:27:38 PM PDT
("Please disperse...there is nothing to see here.")
I've often heard people complain that Walmart is trying to take over the world. It might just be true!
posted on 04/08/2005 1:32:56 PM PDT
posted on 04/08/2005 1:39:08 PM PDT
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
"Wal-Mart is now pitching itself as the new dating hot spot -- with everyday low prices to boot."
Well, one does run into ALL sorts of people there. LOL!
posted on 04/08/2005 1:43:40 PM PDT
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: BJClinton; All
So.... what makes everybody think that only women would be marketed through Wal-Mart?
posted on 04/08/2005 1:50:47 PM PDT
(Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.)
I wonder if it is discrimination in Germany if they don't have gay, lesbian and transexual nights?
posted on 04/08/2005 1:58:53 PM PDT
("It's a joke, son!")
Blow up dolls from China?
posted on 04/08/2005 1:59:11 PM PDT
They could adopt K-Mart's tactics: "We have a red light special in aisle 4..."
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