I'm only interested if I see beer in her cart.
Funny thing.. cute chick was chatting me up yesterday at wal-mart.
I was there for allergy stuff and cough drops as it's that time of year again.
So I've just got stuff to keep me from sneezig my fool head off.
Quick glance in her cart reveals the following inventory of duct tape, lacy bras (4 pair), lacy undies (4 pair), various nylons, two romance novels, and a pack of ribbed trojies.
Somehow, my allergies suddenly seemed the least of concerns.
You can tell a lot by a person by what is in their buggy...a super-duper 1000 condom party pack, size 12 faux tiger fur spike heels....
You been peeking in my cart again?
Hmmm....hadn't thought about that, but you're probably right. Let's see what you can tell about me from what was in my buggy after last night's trip to Walmart:
A box of cereal (Special K with Berries), 2 gallons of distilled water, 2 packages of rice cakes, 5 bananas, a large box of cat litter, a 24 pack of Diet Coke, a package of AA batteries, a package of walnuts, a package of almonds, an insulated water bottle (with a strap), 6 cans of tuna fish (solid white), an address book, a coupon file, a t-shirt, a small clay saucer, a small feeding dish.....and about 75 pounds of wild bird food.
I have no life?