"Cap'n" Piavis, if that be yer real name, you may be student body president, but you're no pirate, that's for damn sure. For one thing, ye appear sober. And for another, ye can't accessorize worth a damn.
posted on 04/14/2005 7:12:16 PM PDT
(It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
posted on 04/14/2005 8:33:20 PM PDT
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
Sit down, honey. No one has an eye for details like...
Captain JEZEBEL JACK!!
posted on 04/15/2005 7:44:22 AM PDT
(I considered getting highlights; but my smugness is easier to maintain.)
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