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Posted on 04/16/2005 8:32:10 AM PDT by lowbridge
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Ummmmm YUP. They have learned about terrorists and criminals the hard way. There are lots of bombings but dang few shootings and not much street crime for just this reason. Israelis kill bad guys (not terrorists alone) on a regular basis. I remember reading one such account in the Miami Herald back in the late 80's where an outdoor cafe was robbed by a bad guy waving a pistol. About a dozen customers stood, drew and RIDDLED him with over 30 rds total. Nobody else was hit, and the diners simply reholstered and resumed the meal while waiting for the cops to come clean up the mess.
Terrorists hitting schools was a big problem in the 1970's in Israel, but when they started issuing Uzi's to educators that all stopped PDQ. Remember all Israeli citizens are military trained and must serve in the military, both male and female. In fact most of the trainers for firearms and hand to hand combat in the Israeli boot camps are female. I'll bet there's not much date rape there, either.
I found my new wallpaper!
They're carrying guns. We have a war on terror. It fits in there somewhere. Ah, hell. Just forget it and just look at the pretty picture :-)
More info about the photo would be nice.
If I had that additional info, I'd give it. All I have is the photo.
You are my kind'a gals...
Israelis commonly carry their rifles slung low. They claim it makes them easier to manouver in an urban environment. Many photos of Israeli "citizen soldiers" will attest to this preference.
Save & BUMP!
Ten Rules For Dating My Daughter
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear theirs trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
I'm sure that you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh, and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or pastors within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies, which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
Given their well worn appearance, it's very unlikely they are semiauto AR15 SP1.
Buttstock also looks like M16A1.
"This probably deters cheesy pick up lines as well."
You mean something on this line "Hey babe, wanna see MY concealed weapon?"
Looks OK to me. My experience is that you only have to grab one smartass by the neck and put him against the wall and word gets around the school what the deal is. After that, there are no misunderstandings at all.
I remember standing shore patrol in Haifa and how silly I felt walking around with our little billy clubs.
I have been to Jerusalem, and the ice cream there is really good....
Not sure why, but it is.
look fine to me. Behinds are a bit big, but who cares.
True, but happiness is a belt feed...
Obviously in the IDF.
All Israelis have to serve time in the military.
I don't think I want to see just how fast they can insert those clips and rack in a round.
This is a popular sling arrangement for hunting in heavybush where fast shots are required.
It takes only one movement to reach back, grab the pistol grip, and bring it up to the shoulder. No need to remove from shoulder and turn t around.
Have to give these girls an applauding hand for taking terrorist threats to their country and their fellow citizens to heart.
Is this thread a sinister plot to get American Men to immigrate to Israel? Im almost ready after these pictures.
Boommarked and BTTT
uh... does that question need to be answered?
Gotta love this!
ROFL! That's a keeper.
I found mine in Canada, of all places... But we're married now, go find your own.
Are they in the military? They look too young.
BTW, is there a link/caption for more context??
I'm already in love! (But this is so damned close!)
hey eaker i think i just found your future wife and at least two of your future mistresses :-)
That was my initial response too (that they kinda look a bit too young to be soldiers)...but more importantly, yowza, that one on the left had me at "hello"...
This is where I found it:
Thanks. I think this was a set up shot.
Then go with this:
FN P90. You can empty a 50-round clip at 900 rpm into a target at 50 meters, with a 10-inch group.
"Gwenth Paltrow looking on the right"
I was thinking Amber Frey.
I like being able to reach out and touch someone with one shot one kill..
They are beautiful.
The girls are kinda cute, too.
Very very good (high quality) photographs from this link.
I am left speachless. I literally had to roll my tongue back into my mouth.
Israeli Jewish Girls having ice cream.
American Jewish Girl banning weapons.