Skip to comments.God Protects Soldiers
Posted on 04/17/2005 10:52:20 PM PDT by mukraker
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Navy SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform.
The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
"God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So he sent me!!"
This was great! Thanks for giving me a smile.
Yeah, but punching the lights out of an arrogant professor is something most of us would love to do. Epecially when they spew their poison to our children.
Hey Jim, You'll like this. You're a Navy man.
oh! that this could happen to Ward Churchill
please please please.....
LOL!!! I Love It!! LOL!!
He's lucky he didn't get struck by lightening on a clear day. 'Tempting God' BIG no no!
anyone know Churchill's edres? *L no, never mind
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