Foolish Earthling,...had we confined his soul to the confines of the computer, we simply would have programmed the judge to have activated the firewall to screen out all attempted outbound communications.....
Posted on 04/18/2005 3:54:45 AM PDT by billorites
(TERRE HAUTE, Ind.) -- A man who claimed doctors "locked" his brain in a federal computer has been locked in the Vigo County Jail on a charge of threatening a physician.
Kriss L. Rehmel, 38, of Coalmont, was accused of sending letters to several people, including President Bush, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, asking them to unlock his brain, which he believes has been controlled by a computer since Sept. 11, 2001, said Vigo County Sheriff Jon Marvel.
The letters claimed Dr. Michael Rader of Terre Haute was to blame. The writer said that he would "blow (Rader's) head off," Marvel said.
Rehmel was charged with felony intimidation. He appeared Monday in Vigo County Superior Court where a judge set his bail at $200,000.
Vigo County Sheriff's Department Lt. Tim Gossett arrested Rehmel on a warrant last week in Monroe County, where he had been ordered to immediate detention for 72 hours in Bloomington Hospital.
The first of the series of typed letters was received on or about March 4 by officials at the Vigo County facility of Pfizer Inc., where Rehmel formerly worked, Gossett said.
Police said Rehmel was apparently angry over back surgery he had while working for Pfizer.
Rader, Pfizer's corporate doctor, suggested Rehmel have the surgery, Marvel said.
According to the letters, Rehmel believed doctors "locked" his brain into a computer "to keep him mentally and physically controlled" and "tortured" by the computer, said Marvel.
A Secret Service agent was in Terre Haute on Monday to interview Rehmel, Gossett said.
Marvel said his department was taking the threats seriously. "This is the type of person we just can't ignore," he said.
I've always had the hots for Hopper!
Ah, that's crazy... that would require removal of the brain and installing a separate reciever in the skull to transmit our orders to.
New generation "Foil Proof" TM Alien Technologies Inc. mind control architecture involves installing a combination federal computer/mind wave reciever in the subject's brain- as per codicil 9 of the Agreement for Happiness between Earth's governments and Alien Technologies Inc.
http://www.thocp.net/biographies/hopper_grace.html
Foolish Earthling,...had we confined his soul to the confines of the computer, we simply would have programmed the judge to have activated the firewall to screen out all attempted outbound communications.....
Must be using Windows 98.
Is there nothing on Earth that isn't somehow Bush's fault?
OMG!!!He worked at Pfizer ????? That produces these drugs?
Aricept® (donepezil hydrochloride tablets)
Bextra® (valdecoxib)
Celebrex® (celecoxib)
Lipitor® (atorvastatin calcium) tablets
Viagra® (sildenafil citrate) tablets
Zoloft® (sertraline HCl)
Over-the-Counter
Benadryl
Cortizone
Desitin
e.p.t
Listerine
Lubriderm
Neosporin
Rolaids
Sudafed
Visine
"Intel outside".
Kriss should have used tin-foil to protect himself against this very thing!
Yes, he invented the "brain lock", plus the internet, the wheel, gravity, etc.
BTW,do you remember the story some years back about the guy who drilled a hole in his head (and maybe put a coat hanger in) to "let the evil out" ?
Eventually we are going to have to unlock his brain.
Forget his brain. Just lock up his body for a very, very long time.
Oh-kay.
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