Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage

Associated Press via Yahoo! News ^ | 2005 Apr 18

[Wiz]

LONDON - A British motorist, driving home from work with his car window wound down, had his nose broken by a flying frozen sausage, an official said Monday.

The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the sausage came through the window and hit him on the nose, a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service said on condition of anonymity.

"The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the ambulance spokesman said.

"He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose.

"His nose was undoubtedly fractured and he had lost quite a lot of blood.

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

Essex police said they were investigating the incident.

[Wiz]

Be aware of Unidentified Flying Saucer Sausage while driving! Sausage can harm you bad.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Sausage. Kills from within and without.

[Lazamataz]

We must ban flying frozen sausage.

If it saves one life, it's worth it.

[hoagy62]

Behold...a thousand jokes do enter my mind....

..and not a one may I tell!

[Cicero]

England is becoming increasingly dangerous.

[Hi Heels]

Wait. A. Minute. A "nice afternoon" in LONDON??? Windows DOWN?? Right.

[billorites]

[CzarNicky]

That's a headline you don't see often.

[siunevada]

Defensive driving classes can only get you so far. Some things just can't be anticipated.

[Vaquero]

a little Bangers and Mash(ed nose)

[knews_hound]

bttt

[OnTheDress]

Bangers and SMASH!?!

[Cboldt]

We must ban flying frozen sausage.

I told 'em. Ban sticks, next thing you know people will be wielding frozen sausages. I shudder to think of the ramifications of banning flying frozen sausages.

[cripplecreek]

When sausages are outlawed only butcher will have susages. Don't get me started on easily concealed smokey links.

[Willie Green]

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

The guy is definitely LUCKY that the sausage wasn't loaded.

Boys charged with making sausage bomb

[Lazamataz]

I told 'em. Ban sticks, next thing you know people will be wielding frozen sausages. I shudder to think of the ramifications of banning flying frozen sausages.

High Capacity Assault TV Dinners.

[Mike-o-Matic]

When frozen, flying sausages are outlawed, only outlaws will have frozen, flying sausages!

Geez, you'd think I could leave well enough alone. But no.

[mdittmar]

Not another "Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage" thread!,mods!;)

[Alouette]

Flying frozen sausage?

Was this guy driving below a flight path to Heathrow?

It might have been a flying something-that-looks-like-a-sausage-but-really-isn't.

[sierrahome]

Some SanFransisco "gents" take a good sausage flogging on a regular basis.

[dfwgator]

Defending yourself against a sausage. Sounds like something out of a Monty Python script.

[Poser]

If you outlaw sausages... Only outlaws will have sausages! Oh the humanity!

[gorush]

A knockwurst, no doubt.

[Fintan]

 

Coulda been worse.

 

[theDentist]

BaHaa! All your sausage are belong to us!

[TexanToTheCore]

Just watch for Oddjob and his frozen pizzas. Take your head right off.

[tubebender]

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window.

Likely suspects are the town newspaper carriers...

[Flyer]

Gilligan wants to know what became of the assuage.

[bannie]

I hate when that happens!

[Betis70]

Good thing it wasn't some reckless SUV that broke his nose.

[bannie]

...he had lost quite a lot of blood.

In my best--albeit medocre--Madonna accent: "Bloody sausage!"

[softwarecreator]

I must have been absent the day they taught defense against this in my Karate class.

[softwarecreator]

I froze my buns once, but never my sausage ... thank God.

[Brad's Gramma]

......speaking of cheese...

[hoagy62]

The sudden mental picture that flashed into my mind darned near caused my lunch to re-enter society.

Ewwwwwww.........

[PoorMuttly]

"Not another "Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage" thread!,mods!;)"

True, all these ceaseless "Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage" threads are so tedious....and me find the fact that some people just hafta yawn and free airborne sausage flies in to be singularly annoying. Muttly pawn in game of life.

Muttly want free driving airborne sausage too!!!

[Dog]

Ivan be careful.....if isn't the Al Qaeda wanting to kill Brits.....now its the frozen sausage.

[mikrofon]

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

In other words, he never sausage a thing...

[humblegunner]

Well, it's not in the truck...

[C210N]

This topic needs to be thoroughly and seriously investigated and reported by Dave Barry...

[tang-soo]

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!" -- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati

Les Nessman ...
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”

http://radio.about.com/library/blwkrpturkey.htm

[Eaker]

Are those two twins??

[Redcloak]

I hate it when that happens.

[Flyer]

Separated at birth. . . reunited at DeerCamp South!

[armymarinemom]

I wonder if the victim was Muslim. What happens if a Muslim is injured killed by sausage? No, not slamming Muslims but they are supposed to avoid pork.

[LibKill]

Oh stinking fate!

If there was any justice in this universe he would have fried that sausage with potatoes.

[Squantos]

Who'd a thunk a Lama and a Goat could be that close........genetically speaking of course......:o)

[NormsRevenge]

Today , sausages

tomorrow, hash browns

[Charlespg]

LOL

[BROKKANIC]

No doubt the sausage throwing culprit was some homosexual trying to bring new meaning to the phrase... "I'd hit it!"