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Grandma Stops Intruder With Garden Gnome
The Associated Press ^
| Apr 17, 10:55 PM EDT
| The Associated Press
Posted on 04/19/2005 5:49:42 PM PDT by Dubya
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To: benjaminjjones
Basil marching off with intentions of inserting a large garden gnome into the bumbling contractor O'Reilly"Oreillymen!"
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posted on
04/20/2005 4:06:33 AM PDT
by
niteowl77
(I hate it when I partonize myself.)
To: tiamat
She should consider selling that smashed gnome on E-Bay. =]
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posted on
04/20/2005 6:18:37 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: Forgiven_Sinner
Watch out for Jean Collop. She'll Collop-er you.
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posted on
04/20/2005 6:20:03 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: mountn man
I too have garden gnomes. And I WILL use them.
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posted on
04/20/2005 6:21:17 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: Dubya
Now that is a garden gnaome that is worth it's weight in gold.
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
46
posted on
04/20/2005 6:22:58 AM PDT
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
I too have garden gnomes. And I WILL use them.I wear my gnome at 4:00 in a Milt Sparks IWB holster. I've found that it conceals very well under a parka.
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posted on
04/20/2005 6:30:14 AM PDT
by
AngryJawa
(Will Work For Ammo)
To: tiamat
"You have a point!"
At the end of the gnome's hat. Yep. =]
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posted on
04/20/2005 6:30:34 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: AngryJawa
I'm a sloppy gnome-slinger, have to admit. With an itching tossing-finger.
49
posted on
04/20/2005 6:31:34 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March
My experience with gnomes is that, while they're a good man-stopper, they're a pain to clean.
The little guy really dosen't like it when I shove a solvent-soaked patch up his bum.
50
posted on
04/20/2005 6:34:55 AM PDT
by
AngryJawa
(Will Work For Ammo)
To: AngryJawa
ROFLMAO!
Oh I LIKE you!
You're fun!
51
posted on
04/20/2005 6:37:46 AM PDT
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: AngryJawa
"The little guy really dosen't like it when I shove a solvent-soaked patch up his bum."
You are mean to gnomes! Bad human! Bad!
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posted on
04/20/2005 6:38:31 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: Dubya
Next the socialist Brits will ban the use of garden gnomes for self-protection. Can't have any burglars harmed, you know... Burglary in London has now reached epidemic levels and street crimes are rampant. Whatta place to live! Scary!
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posted on
04/20/2005 7:10:53 AM PDT
by
Paulus Invictus
(Here, take my gnome, it's a WMD.)
To: NCjim
54
posted on
04/20/2005 7:20:16 AM PDT
by
Dubya
(Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
To: Dubya
I bought one of those some years ago for my son - it fit the situation in our family!
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posted on
04/20/2005 8:28:16 AM PDT
by
NCjim
(The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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