Posted on 04/19/2005 10:08:17 PM PDT by RWR8189
What a TOOL Bucky is.
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What would have been great, would have been the VICIOUS rabbit doing to Bucky what the badger did to Will Ferrell in SNL on his camping trip. The badger went "up somewhere," when Will tripped and fell. LOL.
(imagine Jaws theme, gradually increasing in volume)
Next week: Attack of the Killer Bluegill!!!
That is not a rabbit. Look at the rounded ears. Maybe that is a nutria?
I was attacked by a rabbit once.......but it was a Volkswagon.
:^)
You people have been great. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Jimmah and the pesky rabbit. ROTFLMAO .......
I'm too lazy to put in the DVD...relying on memory here (major geek alert, LOL)
"What? Behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit!"
"The rabbit? You scared us half to death over a rabbit? I nearly soiled my armor!"
"I'm telling you, that's no ordinary rabbit. It's a killer! It's got a mean streak a mile wide!"
"You stupid git! Sir (don't remember), go kill it!"
"Right! One dead bunny rabbit coming up!"
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(snarrrrl)....(growwwwwllll)....(CRUNCH!)....(spurt, spurt, spurt!)....(munch, munch, munch)....
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"J**** C*****!"
"I warned you! I told you it was a killer, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, 'it's just a little bunny rabbit!' No, they never listen to Tim! I always warn them..."
"SHUT UP!"
Rabbit my butt - that's Amy Carter in the river he's swinging away at. Not that I could blame him you understand.
Dangerous Bunny
George H. W. Bush will be remembered for his leadership in Desert Storm and Liberating Kuwait.
George W. Bush will go down in history for toppling the dictators who supported the export of terrorism and the spread Democracy in the Middle East.
Jimmy Carter will go down in history for allowing our Diplomats to be held hostage in Iran for 444 days, and his near death experience with a Rabbit.
And last but not least.... Bill Clinton will go down in History for the Intern that went down on him and doing absolutely nothing in response to several Terrorist attacks under his watch.
The record of Democrats in power speaks for itself :-)
President Carter Attacked by Rabbit
Funny but I remember the secret service fending the rabbit off from their canoe.
Looks like the poor thing is just trying to get across the river.
We were talking about this earlier in the month...
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