So I was telling Marge Gunderson, ya. I say, Marge, Jerry Lundgaard seems like such a nice guy, ya. There's no way he'd have some bad guys kidnap his wife, ya?
You like my duck painting, ya?
Posted on 04/20/2005 4:34:40 PM PDT by ArmyBratproud
Holy cow, he looks like Michael Moore in that pic!
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Elton John on the ice cream diet.
If that pic isn't an advertisement for "Dunkin' Donuts" coffee I don't know what is.
"Bushie was horrible..he never let me finish my questions...so rude"
OMG, "dumb and dumber." LOL
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I'm a Catholic No ,No I mean I am an IRISH CATHOLIC and dang it I actually got out the BBIBBBBLLLEEE and guess what the POPE is right about abortion and homosexual sex and marriage and I just realize I have to go to confession. Oh Boy, I am in trouble------ there goes my whole world outlook.
"Where am I?"
Even tho I kinda liked Traf, that's hilarious!
Trying to sober up after the DUI.
I think he's a good man. Torricelli is the one who belongs in prison.
"I've been trying to get a date with Elton for years. I'm very upset and forelorne."
She was supposed to bring me a cup of Colombia Nariño Supremo from Starbucks, to go with my slice of zucchini nut bread.
Spot on. See my previous post.
He looked worse when he flew into Jax for the Superbowl and he read my bush t-shirt in the airport..he almost keeled over! After he glared a hole into me!!
Zell Miller knocks out Chissy Matthews, Five Seconds into First Round FRSN- Washington D.C. In one of the most punishing deliveries of pain in USAA Street Fighting history, Zell 'The Patriot' Miller took out Chrissy 'Commie Boy' Matthews early in the first round of Tuesday night's fight. "I didn't know what to do, he just kept hitting and kicking me", said Matthews. "I have never hurt so bad in my life, this is worse than the time John Kerry and Ted Kennedy violated my with one of Ted's empties". The fight, scheduled last fall, was a an event that many had been waiting to see. "I'm so glad I got tickets to this. To be able to see how they had to strap ole Chrissy boy to that back board and carry his limp body out...well, that was just priceless", said Laura Ingraham, a woman who attended the fight. In a post fight press conference, the fan favorite Zell Miller showed no mercy. "That silly punk had it coming, the way he talks to women...there is just no excuse for that". Miller challenged Matthews to the fight last fall and did it in classic Southern Gentleman fashion by pressing for a "duel". The crowd was obviously behind Miller, as they cheered only for him and threw pancakes at Matthews as he entered the ring. "He was such a wussie. I mean... a real weak kneed sissy boy", Miller said about the man he had just stomped with in an inch of death's door, "I mean, I knew liberals were weak and all...but that freak seems like he would fight wars with spitballs". Matthews was not the only one to have a bad night. The manager in his corner, Keith Olbermann, wet himself when someone jokingly told him that Freepers had arrived at the arena and were waiting for him in the parking lot. Reduced to a sobbing loser, Olbermann had to be escorted away by orderlies brought in from the Usual Liberal Mental Center in Baltimore. "I hate my life, and people hate me", Olbermann sobbed. "I sucked on ESPN...and I suck at everything else. With the way things are going at MSNBC, I'll be lucky to be the gopher boy for that idiot who hosts Talk Soup". Obermann than shocked many with a sad admission. "I'm so pathetic, I had to ask my mom to the prom...and she turned me down". Matthews lost big. As a condition of his loss, he must now admit that he is not even a shell of a man. The pathetic reality of their lack of toughness had just began to settle in for Democrats when Matthews faced even more bad news. A woman that witnesses say goes by the name of Michelle 'republican men love me' Malkin, awaited Chris Matthews in the alley behind the arena. "I'm out here, Chrissy boy, and I'm not leaving 'til I kick your silly liberal a-- from one end of this alley to the other", witnesses heard Malkin say. hole-n-one contributed to this report To reach ArmyBratproud at Free Republic Sporting News, click you heels together three times and pray that he does not stomp the snot out of you for failing to buy beer. Freeper News Copyright. Not to be copied by anyone who is not a Freeper.
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