DFU SONG: "Witch"ita Lineman (Teddy brother in law spies on Hillary for Feds)

DFU SONGS | 3-22-05 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - WITCHITA LINEMAN

I am a prosecution witness
I spied on Hillary
Got to now increase my life insurance policy

Rosen talked into my wire
He was spilling all the beans
Now I worry what happens next
That woman is mean

I am a relative of Teddy
So I'm crooked, of course
I'm really sorry, Vicky, if this thing leads to your divorce

No, I am not suicidal
But I live each day in fear
If my body's discovered soon
Who did it is clear

(short musical break)

It's a deal I'm now regretting
I've had nightmares ever since
There are bad people chasing me
They're calling me Vince

[doug from upland]

It was so nice to wake up this morning and see the story. It keeps getting better and better.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the heads up. I sent you a FReepmail with my phone number. Call when you get a chance.

[1stFreedom]

heh... my 4.5 yo son used to love singing that song in the car

he used to love blurting out at the top of his lungs "LINE"

We used to have a blast doing this..

LOL.

(I like classic country, so shoot me.)

[politicalwit]

Isn't that "Wichita"?

[doug from upland]

HERE IS THE STORY

[cubreporter]

Boy, I must have missed something. What is this about? teeedeeee's wife's relative ratted out tedddeeee? help!

[1FASTGLOCK45]

Did you write this?
You did a great job matching the lyrics and MIDI. This is one of my favorite songs(the one sung by Glen of course), I could imagine the song in my mind LOL.

[doug from upland]

It is indeed. This is about Hillary, so I was hoping everyone would appreciate the attempted humorous reference. Perhaps I should have put it in quotes. If someone is looking through the archives, however, it might make it difficult to find the song. :)

[Lurking in Kansas]

Excellent.

That was my first thought after hearing this story, this guy is dead meat.

[doug from upland]

I did indeed. In case you didn't know, I've probably done over 1500 songs here on FR since 1998. If you want to hear a few, the new parody CD is out --- YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1. www.rightwingparodies.com

[doug from upland]

Ray Reggie, whose sister Victoria married Teddy, wore a wire for the Feds. In 2000, Hillary's campaign manager deliberately filed false campaign fundraising reports to the FEC. He has been caught. There are witnesses and documents. And, here is the good part. Although Hillary denies knowing what he did, two witnesses say that she knew all about it. Hillary committed a felony here, folks.

[doug from upland]

To see if I've done any of you other favorites, GO HERE. Type in, without quotes of course, "song master of the house" (as example of a song). Click on Archives, match all words, order by post time. See what you find.

[1FASTGLOCK45]

Cool! Thank you :)

[martin_fierro]

Yesterday CNN had some cub reporter sitting in for Judy Woodruff on "Inside Politics."

The youngster purported to "interview" Teddy.

Teddy had his way with the kid (hell, Ted has liver spots older than the whelp).

And was there any mention of this matter? Perish the thought! It'd've been impolite, y'see.

[doug from upland]

The Admin Moderator put quotes around witch for me.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[doug from upland]

Rush is on the story.

[doug from upland]

An old chant in New York will make a comeback ---

REG-GIE
REG-GIE
REG-GIE
REG-GIE

[b4its2late]

LOL!

[doug from upland]

Ted and Victoria. Obviously not good, but it is their best side.

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

Caveat -- I don't believe Hillary had Vince whacked. I do, however, lean toward suicide and the moving of his body.

[Mr. K]

I would not put it past the beast and her husband to use him to set up others.

I mangine if he 'flashed' her the wire, and let it be known he was taping- then she would make ssure others would say incriminating stuff in front of him.

He would get a nice reward and not end up an Arkancide.

[doug from upland]

In this case, I think he is really cooperating so they will lessen his other charges.

[MHGinTN]

Sehr gut!

[CyberAnt]

I wonder how much Teddy knew about this ..??

Did Teddy have confidential conversations with Hillary which he told his brother-in-law ..?? Even though it's "hearsay" inforamtion - the dems seem to rely on that a lot.

[doug from upland]

I wonder, too. I would suspect that Reggie told no one. He is out to save his own skin.

[CyberAnt]

"out to save his own skin"

You're probably right.

[TexasCajun]

Yes, this news and the Silly Friday thread have me grinning from ear to ear today

Have a great weekend!

[doug from upland]

HERE IS A REGGIE TWIN SPIN!

[doug from upland]

Where is his man-zierre?

[doug from upland]

Ping

[cubreporter]

Let's hope and pray she has to pay for what she did. Thank you for the information.