Posted on 04/24/2005 10:01:27 AM PDT by bitt
April 23, 2005
Ted Kennedy's Female Troubles
There are times when I feel sorry for Ted Kennedy. He was born to play a Falstaffian role, ill-suited and ill-trained for the role destiny thrust upon him. And yet he muddles on, flailing from one scandal and misstep to another, constantly chafing under the ill-fitting crown given him as the champion of liberalism.
Edward Moore Kennedy, Sr., was the last of nine children of an incredibly powerful and driven man, and from the outset it was clear little was expected of him. The fourth of four sons, he could tell from the outset his father -- the legendary Joseph P. Kennedy -- set far more stock in his older sons. First came Joseph P. Junior, the old man's namesake and heir presumptive. Then came John Fitzgerald, named after his maternal grandfather, legendary Boston politician John Francis "Honey Fitz" Fitzgerald. Robert further honored Honey Fitz by bearing his middle name. Ted grew up knowing he was named after the family's long-loyal chauffeur, Eddie Moore. Joe's plan was for Joe Junior to become the first Irish Catholic president, to be succeeded by Jack. Robert would help his older brothers, and Teddy would... well, they'd find something to keep him out of trouble.
But Fate was not kind to Old Joe's plans. Jack was injured in World War II, and it took all of Old Joe's influence to convert what should have been scandal and disgrace into a tale of heroism. (Letting one's PT boat get run down by a destroyer is comparable to letting your Corvette get run over by an 18-wheeler on an 8-lane highway.) Joe Junior, envious of Jack's heroic treatment, volunteered for a very dangerous mission that cost him his life.
With the loss of Joe Junior, Old Joe sunk all his hopes on Jack. He pushed him to run for Congress, then the Senate, and finally the Presidency, with ever-loyal Bobby at his side.
Meanwhile, Ted continued to be, well, Ted. He enrolled in Harvard University in 1950, but was kicked out in 1951 after he was caught paying another student to take a Spanish test for him. He enlisted in the Army, but had a very undistinguished two-year career. He eventually returned to Harvard and got his degree.
In 1962, he finally got his first -- and last -- "real" job when he was elected to fill his brother Jack's vacant Senate seat. Fortunately, he had just turned 30, the minimum age to hold Senate office. And that's when things started going downhill.
Earlier, I called Ted a "Falstaffian" figure, and that's pretty accurate. But he also seems to be a Typhoid Mary for karma, as tragedies began to befall all around him, often leaving him either untouched or far less severely.
In 1963, his brother Jack was assassinated in Dallas.
In 1964, he was in a plane crash that killed the pilot and another passenger, leaving him with a severe back injury.
In 1968, his brother Robert was assassinated in Los Angeles.
And then, The Big One. July, 1969. After a party on Martha's Vineyard, Ted drove his car back towards the mainland. He drove off a bridge and dumped the car into a pond. He swam to shore, went to a hotel, chatted briefly with the clerk, and went to bed. In the morning, a fisherman spotted the car and reported it to the police.
And when the police recovered the car from the water, they found the body of 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, a former campaign staffer for Robert's presidential bid and guest at the party. The coroner determined that she had survived the crash and had remained conscious for several hours in an airpocket in the submerged car before dying.
Teddy eventually pleaded guilty to "leaving the scene of an accident causing injury" and was given two months in jail (suspended) and his driver's license was suspended.
Ted married Virginia Joan Bennett in 1958, and they had three children. She stood by him through all his scandals and peccadillos, even his disastrous run for president in 1980. (His challenge to incumbent Jimmy Carter is considered by many a factor in Carter's eventual loss to Ronald Reagan). She endured all the jokes, snide remarks, and rumors about him (largely dealing with his fondness for women and strong drink), but they divorced in 1982. Since then, she has struggled with alcoholism. Recently, her grown children petitioned to be named her legal guardians, saying her alcoholism had left her unable to care for herself.
The family ties of the Kennedy clan are so strong that on the night of Easter this year (traditionally a big Kennedy family gathering day), Joan was found passed out, drunk, in a gutter outside her townhouse with a concussion and a broken shoulder, and a stranger carried her to the hospital. Since then, she has tried to sell her Cape Cod home, but her children are putting up a fierce legal fight to preserve the home where they grew up.
Kennedy's womanizing ways are a Washington legend. When a supermarket tabloid published pictures of Kennedy getting "amorous" with a woman on his sailboat, one of his colleagues (Senator Howell Heflin) remarked that it appeared that Kennedy "had done changed his position on offshore drilling." In 1985, he and Connecticut Senator Chris Dodd allegedly made a "waitress sandwich" at a DC restaurant while their dates were in the rest room.
Ted's second marriage, to Victoria Reggie, a DC area lawyer, in 1992 seemed to settle him down. He lost a bit of weight, seemed to cut back on his boozing, and in general seemed a bit more respectable. But the female curse that hangs over his head seems to have been deferred, not denied.
This time it wasn't exactly a woman that is getting him in trouble, but said woman's brother. Ray Reggie, 43, was a political operative in New Orleans who got himself in a bit of trouble a few years ago. He got caught not only ripping off three banks for the sum of 3.5 million dollars, he also pulled over teenage girls with a blue light on his car in the hopes of winning their favors.
But the FBI didn't toss him away immediately. They came to an agreement with Reggie that kept him out of jail for a bit while he continued his political work -- but now wearing a wire.
Reggie continued his political shenanigans over the last three years, but now the FBI has it all on tape. They have him meeting with both Bill and Hillary Clinton, for example, and several high-ranking members of her staff. In fact, one of her top fund raisers, David Rosen, is going on trial in Los Angeles next month for violating election laws at a 2000 fund-raiser for Hillary's Senate campaign, and evidence from Reggie is expected to play a key role.
Now that the story is finally breaking (Reggie's trial started in 2001, was pleaded out 2002, but the details were only made public recently), the speculation is flying fast and furious. Did Ray Reggie set up his brother-in-law? Did Ted know just how much trouble Ray was in, and did he "freeze him out" of anything sensitive? Did he aim Ray at the Clintons, hoping to save his wife's brother's hide (along with his own) at the expense of the family that has largely supplanted the Kennedys in Democratic power circles?
(Howie Carr, a Boston columnist, talk-show host, and general gadfly, is practically having on-air orgasms over this story. He runs a daily poll on his web site. The current poll (expiring Monday) is asking "In a battle, who would win, the Kennedy Crime Family or the Clinton Crime Family?" Right now, the Kennedys are winning, 64% to 36%, but there's still time to get your vote in...)
I strongly suspect that Ted will survive this scandal, as he has so many others. And I further suspect it won't taint his legacy among America's liberals.
Poor, poor Ted. He's spent his whole life living in the shadows of his father and far more capable brothers, and has suffered greatly because of it. If only one of those prior scandals had just been bad enough to kill his political career, he might have found his own niche in the world and lived a quiet, productive life. But the constant pressure to "be a Kennedy" (and, since 1968, the patriarch of the family) has kept him and his flaws front and center on the world stage.
I'd feel even more sorry for him, but for fifty years it seems everyone but him has paid the price for his failures, his shortcomings, his lapses.
And some with their lives.
Ted can take consolation in the fact the HE
isn't the only black sheep in the family.
--of course not-because the entirety of the "legacy" is increased government--
The democrat party has proven itself nothing more than a criminal enterprise, staffed by flaming sociopaths.
How's the really dumb one doing. The one from Rhode Island or some eastern state who moved to a soft congressional district and likes to push airport security employees around? Has he declared for the senate yet or does he have to move back to Mass and wait for Ted to retire?
Patrick Kennedy'd career is dead in the water (little Kennedy humor there, folks).
LOL, well let's have the smut and details. He's such a rising star. What I admire most about the family is when the good ones die, the slow one's step up and take their places.
This is great. It is the only hope Kerry has for the nomination in 2008.
The Clintons are but junior partners in their crime family.
imo
one former member to another donchano!
...from the outset it was clear little was expected of him...
And ol Teddy hasn't dissapointed.
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I thought this was an article about his menopause.
I'm having a real hard time trying to remember the "good ones."
Young Patches wimped out on the Senate.
He'll stay safely in the house where no one notices him.
He'll probably spend the summer abandoning rented yachts off the coast with reluctant females aboard as usual.
Hic-up ,hic-up !!!!! BARF.
The Clintons are but junior partners in their crime family.
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I would agree with you, if it were not for the treason of China Gate. From my perspective, that was the giant criminal activity of the Clintoni mob, dwarfing all the other crimes and the trails of bodies that followed them into Washington...the far-left seems to have a very consistent disdain for the law and anyone but themselves.
"Anything goes...and NOBODY gets in our way!" (not even the citizens of the USA)...
"It must have been interesting at the dinner table with the Kennedys. There's John Kennedy - Ask not if someone can pass the salt and pepper to you, ask if you can pass the salt and pepper to someone.
And then Bobby - Some people look at creamed corn and ask why, I look at creamed corn and ask why not.
And then there's Teddy - Are there any more rolls?"
His facial expression of Ted is priceless.
They even went against their father's interest, but he stroked out and couldn't tell them about it.
These guys had charisma. Of course that can be dangerous if the substance isn't there ala Willie Jeff.
Referred to by his brother John as "the gay illiterate".
Patches? Last word was that he had nobly decided not to run for the Senate so that he would have more time to take care of his mother. Of course he's never done anything with his House seat, the glamour of the family name is down the toilet, and he stood a good chance of being busted in the Rhode Island Democratic primary for the Senate election, but that's beside the point...
The Kennedys are going down fast, the kids lived off old Joe's ambition & bucks for decades and 'Camelot' was always a myth anyway.
The "good ones" were only that because the media wasn't as broad then as now and the old man still controlled everything. Liberals always seem to admire and support those who made their fortunes from inside double dealing and controlling their image through hook and crook. The Kennedys and Clintons are good examples but not the only ones.
Their fellow travelers, the MSM, are complicit in this charade. In fact, they are essential to it. Then they high five each other over how easily they have fooled us great unwashed.
I think it's dangerous if we idolize leaders, but he had a wit about him that enamored him to millions.
It's not unlike Clinton who looked into the camera and felt our pain, millions fell for meaningless tripe.
The real tragedy of JFK is that Nixon was not elected. And the election was probably stolen. But on camera the guy was a star and we (majority) liked him.
I can list some accomplishments and failures, but I think he's fifth in the century behind Reagan, FDR, Bush II, and Truman.
I'm from WVA where there used to be an old saying. Vote for the rich guy because you know where his money came from. I think the Kennedys got some of that and Nixon was not exactly loved.
I always thought Patches was going to move back to the compound and succeed Teddy.
Yes indeed, hiccup. And he, hiccup, did it with great, hiccup, GUSTO.
sorry, I can never remember which century he was in. I have oldtimers disease.
Interesting article. I agree with everything except this line. Reagan would have whipped Jimmah regardless of Ted's primary challenge. Of course, if not for Chappaquiddick, Ted might have well been elected POTUS prior to 1980. Mary Jo did not die in vain.
No problem!! Its purely subjective, everyone has opinions on this stuff. I think Truman is one of the most interesting and important presidents in our history. Mainly just because of the time he was president, end of ww2, the beginning of the cold war, Korea, the social turmoil in the US.The most transitional time in our history.You should read David McCullough-TRUMAN,if you are a history buff.
I think I remember a quote from Clintoon that he would have a greater legacy if he had more crises during his temrs. A jealous reference to W and 9-11. And of course a totally defensive statement since he just ignored most of the serious problems. But is does take opportunity or else what is there to rise to. Hell with the right war Coolidge could have been number 1.
And ol Teddy hasn't dissapointed.
W.S. Gilbert, in the operetta Ruddigore, had one character say, "Ah, you've no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it."
I think Ted's nature is to say, "You've no idea what a great opinion I have of meself, and how little I deserve it."
**hic!!**
Most people I know don't see rum running as a nefarious thing. In fact, I wish my grandpa would have make dome booze money. In fact where would the mafia be without the government to give em a boost, selling olive oil in Little Italy.
PS I liked the mafia, they had honor, and knew who needed killing and who didn't. Wiat, I'm tearing up.
Ted's got cramps??
stop your crying, THERE'S NO CRYING ON FREE REPUBLIC!!!
(as in baseball...) here's someting good for you..
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1390151/posts
What's Hillary smell? Ted K's rat bro-in-law By Howie Carr
Can we now refer to Ted Kennedy's brother-in-law as the Donnie Brasco of the national Democratic Party?
Donnie Brasco was the FBI agent who infiltrated one of the Mafia families in New York. After he was finally outed, the boys were not pleased with the hood who had sponsored him, Sonny Black. It wasn't pretty when the garbage bag containing Sonny washed up on the shore of Sheepshead Bay.
Of course the Kennedys are above that sort of retribution. They don't sleep with the fishes. They just drink like them.
But this Ray Reggie story is very embarrassing to the Beautiful People of the Democrat Party, which is why it's so totally off the radar screen of the lame-stream media.
Still, someone's got some 'splainin' to do, now that a member of the Kennedy crime family has worn an FBI wire to entrap an associate of a competing syndicate - the Clinton crime family. Next month Ray Reggie will testify in L.A. against a Hillary ``fund-raiser'' named David Rosen.
Say what you will about the Kennedys' crime sprees. Until this moment, not one of them has ever stopped the grinnin' and dropped the linen.
Ray Reggie now becomes the first stool pigeon in the Kennedy clan.
Rats always rationalize their betrayals, and surely the brother-in-law had his reasons - namely, the feds had him cold for defrauding a bank for $3.5 million, using a bogus federal contract as collateral.
Hillary issued a statement Friday night saying she expects her boy Rosen will be exonerated at trial next month. Translation: That rat bastard Reggie never got me on tape. But if I were Ray Reggie, I wouldn't be taking any strolls in Fort Marcy Park anytime soon, nor would I be accepting a ride in Ted's Oldsmobile, unless I'm wearing a life jacket.
Reggie, of course, is the brother of Teddy's bride, Victoria. The Reggies' dad, Edmund, did a short stretch under house arrest in 1993 for misusing bank funds - do you begin to notice a pattern here?
To be inducted into the mob, you have to make your bones - kill somebody. In the Kennedy family, you have to be involved in a sex scandal with young babes. And sure enough, according to the New York Sun, Ray Reggie also has a 2002 state rap hanging over him in Louisiana.
The charge: impersonating a police officer. Ted's brother-in-law allegedly had a fake blue light in his car, and, as the prosecutor said, ``He pulls over a car full of young girls, tells them he's a cop, and wants one of them to get out, tried to get them to follow him somewhere.''
It doesn't get much more Michael Kennedy than that, does it? Perhaps this caper was Reggie's initiation ritual into the family. One thing's for sure: Despite Reggie's closeness to Bubba, this was not a Clinton deal. Clinton used real cops as his procurers - the Arkansas State Police.
The prosecutor in the local beef against Reggie added that she had never tried a case like this one.
``People say they have a document,'' she told the Sun. ``I call back. Not only is the document gone, they're gone.''
Can someone say Chappaquiddick? Can someone also say omerta - it's gone? If they want to get back to the White House in 2008, Hillary and Bill are going to have to start conducting their business in swimming pools. The feds still haven't come up with a wire that records underwater - which is also good news for Teddy, come to think of it.
You're right, but their crime family is extremely dangerous.
IMO.
The only way to stay a girlfriend of Ted Kennedy is to learn how to float.
There is a role for the Kennedys and some of the others in our society. Their crimes, foibles, and tragedies are shakesperean in scope.And in the shakespearian vein. Look at his face, his body, his eyes when he's on camera. He has to be rotting from the inside. He and Grand Wizard Byrd have become mere characatures of themselves.
PS: thanx for the kleenex
And I further suspect it won't taint his legacy among America's liberals.
The only thing that would taint his legacy among America's liberals would be to do something beneficial for this country.
I guess even being named after a chauffeur, won't improve your driving when you are dead drunk.
Impossible! They are in the same file as Kerry's.
yeah ,...Falstaffian indeed , the prospect of Teddy Wetbrain stumbling into a fight to the death with Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton has even the jaded on the edge of their seats! Of course the battle will be out of sight , NO CAMERAS PLEASE!!
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