Tractor driver suffocates under pile of manure

Reuters/MSNBC ^ | 3-27-2005

[kingattax]

Czech man dies in work-related accident; investigation under way

PRAGUE, Czech Republic - A Czech tractor driver died under eight tons of manure in a bizarre accident that has baffled his employers, local media reported.

The 34-year old man, identified only as Martin T., suffocated after the load fell on him while he was dumping it in a field near the western Czech city of Karlovy Vary, news Web Site www.novinky.cz reported on Sunday. “It absolutely beats me how this could happen,” said Vladimir Erps, chief of the company employing the victim.

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[RichInOC]

I'm pretty sure I've seen this here before.

Oh, well, no matter. It's still a crappy way to die.

[SIDENET]

Even if the story is true, I just have to say it...

What a load of s##t!

[kingattax]

manure threads always deserve a repost for FReepers who missed it the first time

[RichInOC]

One of the constants of life, along with death and taxes, is that there's always going to be more s**t to deal with.

[steveo]

bizarre accident that has baffled his employers

Well if you can't dazzle them with brilliance...

[Rennes Templar]

I've seen it about three times before.

[kingattax]

right you are, kimo sabe

[COEXERJ145]

What a sh*tty way to go.

[traderrob6]

Talk about being in "deep sh!^"

[EagleUSA]

Are you sure that was not DAN RATHER UNDER HIS OWN PILE OF BULL EXCREMENT???

[Army Air Corps]

The title made me think that this was going to be about the DNC...

[theFIRMbss]

>Tractor driver suffocates under pile of manure

And still people call
it a religion of peace!
(Wait -- That might not fit . . .)

[kingattax]

[Fam4Bush]

What is with you today?? Okay, my best shot: "This definitely gives new meaning to the term shit-faced... (poor guy)

[Leo Carpathian]

That was pile of Bar-bra Streisand reaching all the way to Czechia. It would have done much better if it happened in Hollywierd. Oh well! Maybe Bush's fault, hope MSM picks it up.

[kingattax]

lol

[MudSlide]

You talk about a shi**ty job!

[dc-zoo]

Money thrills.. Bullsh*t kills.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

I do recall a story about some guy in India or somewhere who had a very badly constipated elephant and he used a concoction of castor oil and an bunch of other stuff to unplug the elephant. When the elephat releived the problem, it landed on the guy who was knocked down and out and autopsy revealed he had died of suffocation.I think it was one of those Darwin canidates for the Darwin awards.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

And, His last words? OHHHHH SH-------t!
Sorry, the devil made Me do it!

[F-117A]

I believe it was Germany.

[nothingnew]

This is a "just damn" story if I ever heard one.

FMCDH(BITS)

[rodguy911]

"Uhhhh Bevis, wanna drive a tractor"
Yeah, "Yeah, Butthead I can do it. Tractors rock"!!

[umgud]

Cancelled Czech

[Pylon]

Shi* happens

[kingattax]

WINNER

LOL...ive been waiting for this post

[eno_]

OK, they can release the last few seconds of all those CVR tapes, now that we have conclusive proof most people's last words are "Oh sh--."

[Right Wing Assault]

Yes, I missed this the first time and am happy it was reposted. Thanks!

[kingattax]

lol...youre welcome

[kAcknor]

Well if you can't dazzle them with brilliance...

Well, THAT got my wife to ask "What the hell are you doing over there anyway?"... ;)

Nothing dear, just cleaning the 7-Up off my monitor and keyboard...

[Fam4Bush]

31 posts and not one cowpie sign? You're slippin'...

[kingattax]

lol....its a busy mail day

[Fam4Bush]

That's funny....our carrier doesn't deliver on Sunday...

Probably all junk mail anyway, huh?

[PatrickHenry]

Bizarre Death Ping

[diamond6]

Oh.... the poor man, what a horrible way to die.

[b4its2late]

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>Oh, well, no matter. It's still a crappy way to die.

Interred in turd...

[VadeRetro]

Death, take me some other way!

[Fam4Bush]

[Fam4Bush]

I tried....my picture didn't post. *sniff*

[kingattax]

LOL....i love free comedy

[Dashing Dasher]

What Pylon Cam?


Curious....

[Dashing Dasher]

Scheiße geschieht

In German?

[Dashing Dasher]

Did someone say it was TIME for a COWPIE?

[kingattax]

LOL...

[kingattax]

or french....they are very familiar with this

Le Scheisse arrive

[Mustng959]

Reminds me of an old poem my Daddy told me:
"The night was dark and the sky was blue,
And down the street............."

[Dashing Dasher]

At least mine had a dual purpose...

or was that a dueling porpoise?

[Dashing Dasher]

I tried to do it in Czech/Russian and apparently FR doesn't manage Cyrillic all that well.

;-(