Who knew?
Posted on 04/29/2005 8:59:41 AM PDT by Bacon Man
Yeah.
Happens to me every time.
Well, it must depend on other causes. There are cases of bona fide geniuses who had very heavy alcohol consumption, but not every tippler grows even a talent, let alone genius.
Or better yet. From the Family Guy:
Lois: Peter! You're drunk again!
Peter: I'm not drunk... I'm tired. I've been up all night drinking.
You have to have a brain first to expect it to grow. Nick is brainly Hollyweirdo.
LOL
Hey, it sounds like you must have been the DJ at a strip club I once went to....small world.
The article was talking about moderate drinking, not excessive drinking.
I drank more than you in college.... maybe I'm the one that should be trying out for jeopardy ;~D
The Buffalo Theory
by Cliff Clavin
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this…
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates weaker cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after drinking beer.”
And your liver too!
Well, you can go with me to the next one!
No but I think I've been to that club also. A long time ago.
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
But not the skull?
THAT'S why my head hurts!
Still doesn't explain moron Ted Kennedy's lack of brain cells. The more alcohol he consumes the stupider he gets.
Moderate use of alcohol is good for you. That's why I am partial to red wine, beer and grain spirits in moderation.
Hic! Hic! . . . Burp! Not bad manners, just good beer . . .
>>it's no surprise it's also good for your mind.
Well, it made Bud wiser.
Then again look at Ted Kennedy...oh-KAY, so much for
this theory.
Sorry to hear about your condition. Is heavy drinking a factor in contracting M.S. or was that a side note? I've never heard that.
Ted Kennedy is a living illustration of the difference between moderation and excess.
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