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Extra-credit Burrito Leads to School Scare
Clovis News Journal ^ | April 29, 2005 | Marlena Hartz

Posted on 04/29/2005 1:05:10 PM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece

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Clovis Police Officer Clay Cullison stands outside Marshall Junior High School on Thursday. Police were called to the school after a concerned citizen reported seeing a male juvenile enter with a suspiciously concealed item.

1 posted on 04/29/2005 1:05:10 PM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Making a burrito counts toward extra credit?

What kind of school is this?

2 posted on 04/29/2005 1:07:06 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Make a run for the border....


3 posted on 04/29/2005 1:07:22 PM PDT by politicket (We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
A 30-inch burrito, prepared as an extra-credit assignment and wrapped inside tinfoil and a white T-shirt.

In my house burrito's are Weapons of Mass Destruction!

PU

4 posted on 04/29/2005 1:07:43 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (If you think pushing 40 is hard, try dragging it!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"Drop the chalupa!"


5 posted on 04/29/2005 1:07:50 PM PDT by dfwgator (Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

This is one of the dumbest things I have read in quite sometime. And that is saying quite a lot.


6 posted on 04/29/2005 1:09:49 PM PDT by Sthitch
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To: wideawake

A school of idiots, from a community of the same.


7 posted on 04/29/2005 1:10:43 PM PDT by Robert_Paulson2 (The Chinese and Saudis are our friends and allies!)
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Heather Black, who has a son at the school, echoed the sentiments of the crowd. “There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door,” she said.

"Something happened, so somebody has to do something sometime soon!"

8 posted on 04/29/2005 1:11:04 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
No one thought to ask the girl what it was?

Knee jerk reactions are fun for the tax payers :) just think they got a double wammy out of that one. Wasted police resources as well as wasted a paid day of "education"

I hear next week they are having their weekly "tax dollar burning event" Its a good time. They get a bunch of tax dollars then burn it. The citizens get to toast smores (funded by the tax payers of course) No hotdogs though, killing animals is cruel.
9 posted on 04/29/2005 1:11:46 PM PDT by tfecw (Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
"Me Mikey, Me likey Burrito"


10 posted on 04/29/2005 1:12:50 PM PDT by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
When good culinary arts students go bad. Don't let this happen to your kid.

Next time make a pizza!!

11 posted on 04/29/2005 1:14:02 PM PDT by passionfruit
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

The student is fortunate he wasn't tasered after he identified himself in order to secure the burrito more quickly.


12 posted on 04/29/2005 1:14:02 PM PDT by WoofDog123
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“We’ve trained for incidents just like this — the training just kicked in,” said Sgt. Jim Schoeffel of the Clovis Police Department.

*snicker*

13 posted on 04/29/2005 1:16:20 PM PDT by Fido969 (God? I'm not quite sure of what God is. I know what God isn't. God isn't me.)
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I was in NJROTC in high school. I always carried the drill rifle around school with me, so I could take it home and practice. That one wasn't operable, but the .22's we used for target practice were.

We would carry them to and from the rifle range that was about a mile from the school. No one was ever hurt and no one ever asked questions about it.

14 posted on 04/29/2005 1:17:50 PM PDT by passionfruit
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Bumping for a later read. This thread just has too much potential.


15 posted on 04/29/2005 1:19:47 PM PDT by conservative cat
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“The kid was sitting there as I’m describing this (citizen report of a student with a suspicious package) and he’s thinking, ‘Oh, my gosh, they’re talking about my burrito.’”

Check out my package, hun - they're all talking 'bout MY burrito.

16 posted on 04/29/2005 1:21:42 PM PDT by Fido969 (God? I'm not quite sure of what God is. I know what God isn't. God isn't me.)
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A concerned citizen spotted a male juvenile carrying a suspiciously concealed item into Marshall Junior High School early Thursday morning.

I'm suspicious of "concerned citizens." I don't think they have anything better to do than watch what other people are doing and jump to conclusions based on zero evidence.

17 posted on 04/29/2005 1:21:57 PM PDT by Luna (Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I'll never forget that I 'celebrated' my 22nd birthday in Clovis, NM. The evening itself was totally forgettable, which is why I'll never forget that I was in Clovis, NM.

I don't think I've ever seen a lamer excuse for incorporation than Clovis, NM. Except for maybe Friona, TX.


18 posted on 04/29/2005 1:22:26 PM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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19 posted on 04/29/2005 1:22:34 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
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To: wideawake

A public school, where manual labor apparently substitutes nicely for subject mastery.


20 posted on 04/29/2005 1:22:39 PM PDT by gueroloco
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