Posted on 05/01/2005 12:47:07 AM PDT by kingattax
R.I. Police Say Man Solicited Sex From an Undercover Officer by Offering Her a Steak --------
WOONSOCKET, R.I. Apr 29, 2005 He didn't have any money. But police say that didn't stop Wayne Glaude, 22, from soliciting sex from an undercover officer Thursday night. Instead, police said, he offered steak.
Glaude, who works at a meat company, tried to strike a deal with the undercover officer, according to Detective Capt. Luke Gallant.
"He didn't have any money, and had a couple of nice T-bones sitting at home," Gallant said.
Glaude, of Woonsocket, was arrested and pleaded innocent Friday in Providence District Court to a count of soliciting from a motor vehicle. He was released on personal recognizance.
Gallant said Woonsocket police had never had a case like it.
"I can honestly say it's the first time," he said
Already posted...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1394101/posts
Already tenderized on this thread. Lots of beefy comments:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1394101/posts
You beat me, but at least I got in a pun or two.
"Pork for a steak, ma'am?"
"it ain't the meat , it's the motion"
i missed the first one.....i guess seconds is ok on this one
Call me a jerk for saying out loud what people will only think, but why is this guy being arrested for offering to provide a woman with a nice, expensive dinner for two, and expecting sex in return?
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
He wasn't offering her dinner, he asked her how she'd like a T-Bone.
lol
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
Yep, we can safely grill this guy again tonight.
GEORGE COSTANZA: Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me--
WATKINS: That sounds good. I'll have one, too.
KRUGER: Watkins, you're havin' a T-bone?
WATKINS: I love 'em.
KRUGER: Well, then we should call you T-bone.
GEORGE: Uh, no. No, we shouldn't.
KRUGER: T-bone!
ALL (chanting): T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone!
Guess the President's economic policies haven't fully realized their ends.. this guy can still afford a steak..
He was just trying to meat the lady!!
It's amazing the seinfeld trivia you and Motleygirl know. I'm floored.
LOL!!!
good one.
"You take my body...I give you heat.
"You say you hungry...I give you meat..."
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