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A Religous Question (Post ye not such rubbish, lest thy days here be short)

Posted on 05/01/2005 7:10:22 AM PDT by will vote gop for food

I am thinking that because my mother is Catholic and my father is Jewish, that it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water. Do you agree with this?


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To: will vote gop for food

Go to hell...


21 posted on 05/01/2005 7:17:27 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Democratic Underground- where dim wits go to be impressed by the intellect of half wits.)
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To: Solamente

I wish I could find a picture of "the monsignior" from King of the hill.


22 posted on 05/01/2005 7:17:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: Salvey

Yeah, where is a link to that guy.:)


23 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:00 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Democratic Underground- where dim wits go to be impressed by the intellect of half wits.)
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24 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:04 AM PDT by ClidePenbroke
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To: will vote gop for food

Dr. Zoidberg says it's cool. Go for it.

25 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:20 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: will vote gop for food

Or should that be a cup of Mogen David Wine with splash holy water.


26 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:34 AM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: will vote gop for food
I will kill lots of liberals some day.

I will dedicate each thrust of the chain saw into another screaming liberal, to you.

27 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: will vote gop for food; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy

ping pong this idiot is dead!!

He should boil himself, he might smell better!!!


28 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:50 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (MikeinIraq in 2020!!)
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To: will vote gop for food

G'bye.


29 posted on 05/01/2005 7:19:23 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: will vote gop for food
... that was quick!

ZOT!


30 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:12 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; ...)
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To: All

He's already toast.


31 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:16 AM PDT by trisham ("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
Go to hell...

Don't worry, it's a lock.

32 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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33 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:46 AM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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To: will vote gop for food

Uh, this was actually funny. But you still get a zot - LOL.

34 posted on 05/01/2005 7:21:00 AM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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To: will vote gop for food
Sassafras says fish is always appropriate, boiled or not.

She is not amused.

35 posted on 05/01/2005 7:21:12 AM PDT by kAcknor (That's my version of it anyway....)
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To: will vote gop for food

Larry, is that you?


36 posted on 05/01/2005 7:22:06 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: will vote gop for food
...OK, then - why don't you try to get yourself a semblance of a life? Hmmm?
37 posted on 05/01/2005 7:22:14 AM PDT by MarineDad (Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
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To: will vote gop for food
You've got a lobster... but do you have a magnet?
38 posted on 05/01/2005 7:23:02 AM PDT by thoughtomator (SUVs have no place as passenger vehicles - ban them from urban and suburban areas)
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To: will vote gop for food

"it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water"

Yes, but only under the following conditions:
1. Use a very big pot
2. Keep it company while cooking

Bon appetite!


39 posted on 05/01/2005 7:23:38 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Choose life!)
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To: will vote gop for food
Ask GONPO
40 posted on 05/01/2005 7:24:37 AM PDT by Flyer (If I were 8 pixels tall I could fit in my tag line)
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