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A Religous Question (Post ye not such rubbish, lest thy days here be short)

Posted on 05/01/2005 7:10:22 AM PDT by will vote gop for food

I am thinking that because my mother is Catholic and my father is Jewish, that it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water. Do you agree with this?


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1 posted on 05/01/2005 7:10:23 AM PDT by will vote gop for food
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To: will vote gop for food

Your visit here will be short and spirited, I reckon..


2 posted on 05/01/2005 7:11:13 AM PDT by cardinal4 (George W Bush-Bringing a new democracy every term..)
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To: will vote gop for food

Ask the Imam.


3 posted on 05/01/2005 7:11:22 AM PDT by Salvey
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To: will vote gop for food; MeekOneGOP

Oh, boy...


4 posted on 05/01/2005 7:12:10 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; ...)
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To: will vote gop for food

I'm not sure, but I do believe you are ceremonially clean Viking Kitty Chow...

}:-)4


5 posted on 05/01/2005 7:12:21 AM PDT by Moose4 (Richmond, Virginia--commemorating 140 years of Yankee occupation this month.)
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To: will vote gop for food

Ask those who care.


6 posted on 05/01/2005 7:12:48 AM PDT by cubreporter ( hav)
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To: will vote gop for food

Kitty time.


7 posted on 05/01/2005 7:12:48 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: will vote gop for food; MeekOneGOP
Welcome to Free Republic.


8 posted on 05/01/2005 7:12:50 AM PDT by trisham ("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
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To: will vote gop for food

I think I'm going to pour myself right now a glass of scotch and holy water.


9 posted on 05/01/2005 7:12:50 AM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: will vote gop for food

OMG, how can you, like, eat a lobster? Why do you have to be, like, so cruel?? Can't you, like, just keep it for a pet??


10 posted on 05/01/2005 7:13:10 AM PDT by wizardoz
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To: will vote gop for food

You're a victim of Public Education I see.....


11 posted on 05/01/2005 7:13:52 AM PDT by Pipeline (The lessons can be harsh. All are repeated until learned.)
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I am thinking that because my mother is Catholic and my father is Jewish, that it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water. Do you agree with this?

I disagree. That man is not really your father.

12 posted on 05/01/2005 7:14:18 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: cardinal4

But the pro-slavery confederacy crowd on FR gets to stay. Go figure.


13 posted on 05/01/2005 7:14:32 AM PDT by Shooter 2.5 (Vote a Straight Republican Ballot. Rid the country of dems. NRA)
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To: will vote gop for food

Yes, the visit is going to be short ~


14 posted on 05/01/2005 7:14:38 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: will vote gop for food
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15 posted on 05/01/2005 7:14:43 AM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are good examples of why some animals eat their young.)
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To: will vote gop for food

I like kitties. Do you like kitties?


16 posted on 05/01/2005 7:14:47 AM PDT by Misty Memory (Why is it that most of the Wild Turkey's on FR look more like vultures?)
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To: will vote gop for food

Via Con Diablo...


17 posted on 05/01/2005 7:16:05 AM PDT by Solamente
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To: will vote gop for food

I suggest bacon.


18 posted on 05/01/2005 7:16:09 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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19 posted on 05/01/2005 7:17:21 AM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are good examples of why some animals eat their young.)
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To: will vote gop for food

Still residing in the bonds of childhood I suppose. Have you anything funny or witty to post, or just dumb mush?


20 posted on 05/01/2005 7:17:21 AM PDT by blackdog (British cars, airplanes, furniture, and women.......Only the classics will do!)
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To: will vote gop for food

Go to hell...


21 posted on 05/01/2005 7:17:27 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Democratic Underground- where dim wits go to be impressed by the intellect of half wits.)
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To: Solamente

I wish I could find a picture of "the monsignior" from King of the hill.


22 posted on 05/01/2005 7:17:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: Salvey

Yeah, where is a link to that guy.:)


23 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:00 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Democratic Underground- where dim wits go to be impressed by the intellect of half wits.)
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24 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:04 AM PDT by ClidePenbroke
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Dr. Zoidberg says it's cool. Go for it.

25 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:20 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: will vote gop for food

Or should that be a cup of Mogen David Wine with splash holy water.


26 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:34 AM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: will vote gop for food
I will kill lots of liberals some day.

I will dedicate each thrust of the chain saw into another screaming liberal, to you.

27 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: will vote gop for food; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy

ping pong this idiot is dead!!

He should boil himself, he might smell better!!!


28 posted on 05/01/2005 7:18:50 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (MikeinIraq in 2020!!)
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To: will vote gop for food

G'bye.


29 posted on 05/01/2005 7:19:23 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: will vote gop for food
... that was quick!

ZOT!


30 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:12 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; ...)
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To: All

He's already toast.


31 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:16 AM PDT by trisham ("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
Go to hell...

Don't worry, it's a lock.

32 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: will vote gop for food
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33 posted on 05/01/2005 7:20:46 AM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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To: will vote gop for food

Uh, this was actually funny. But you still get a zot - LOL.

34 posted on 05/01/2005 7:21:00 AM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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To: will vote gop for food
Sassafras says fish is always appropriate, boiled or not.

She is not amused.

35 posted on 05/01/2005 7:21:12 AM PDT by kAcknor (That's my version of it anyway....)
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To: will vote gop for food

Larry, is that you?


36 posted on 05/01/2005 7:22:06 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: will vote gop for food
...OK, then - why don't you try to get yourself a semblance of a life? Hmmm?
37 posted on 05/01/2005 7:22:14 AM PDT by MarineDad (Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
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To: will vote gop for food
You've got a lobster... but do you have a magnet?
38 posted on 05/01/2005 7:23:02 AM PDT by thoughtomator (SUVs have no place as passenger vehicles - ban them from urban and suburban areas)
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To: will vote gop for food

"it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water"

Yes, but only under the following conditions:
1. Use a very big pot
2. Keep it company while cooking

Bon appetite!


39 posted on 05/01/2005 7:23:38 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Choose life!)
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To: will vote gop for food
Ask GONPO
40 posted on 05/01/2005 7:24:37 AM PDT by Flyer (If I were 8 pixels tall I could fit in my tag line)
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To: will vote gop for food

So, is this your mother or father? Or both?

41 posted on 05/01/2005 7:24:41 AM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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To: will vote gop for food

I was out walking the dog yesterday and saw a cloud that looked just like a dolphin.


42 posted on 05/01/2005 7:25:38 AM PDT by PistolPaknMama (Will work for cool tag line.)
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To: will vote gop for food

You pissed off the kitty!

43 posted on 05/01/2005 7:26:15 AM PDT by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: All; will vote gop for food
MAY DAY! MAY DAY! MAY DAY!

THIS PERSON IS A BASKET CASE.
It is May 1st. :-)

44 posted on 05/01/2005 7:27:29 AM PDT by Spunky ("Everyone has a freedom of choice, but not of consequences.")
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To: will vote gop for food

Only if you apply ghee.


45 posted on 05/01/2005 7:27:42 AM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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46 posted on 05/01/2005 7:28:04 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: will vote gop for food; Admin Moderator
(Post ye not such rubbish, lest thy days here be short)

LOL! Much more clever than the original comment.
47 posted on 05/01/2005 7:30:31 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Democratic Underground- where dim wits go to be impressed by the intellect of half wits.)
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To: will vote gop for food

Enjoy your cuteness phase of your Aids Dementia. Your cute fun will not last very long.


48 posted on 05/01/2005 7:31:29 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 5 decades.)
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To: MikeinIraq

This thread is funny.


49 posted on 05/01/2005 7:31:51 AM PDT by fatima
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To: fatima

yeah it is...

this guy was an idiot....


50 posted on 05/01/2005 7:32:46 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (MikeinIraq in 2020!!)
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