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A day in the life of President & Mrs. Bush (5/1/05): photos of the roast
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Posted on 05/01/2005 4:20:51 PM PDT by Wolfstar

PRESIDENTIAL NEWS OF THE DAY: The President and First Lady attended Sunday morning church services at St. Johns, and were spending a quiet day at the White House.

TRANSCRIPT OF THE DAY: While I could not find an official transcript of the First Lady's remarks last night, I didi find the next best thing by cobbling together several news reports.

First Lady Laura Bush has stolen the show with a surprise comedy routine that teases her husband President George W Bush.

The performance at a dinner honouring award-winning journalists brought a standing ovation from the audience -- that included much of official Washington and a dash of Hollywood.

The president pretended to start a planned a speech last night at the 91st annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner, but was quickly "interrupted" by his wife in an obviously planned ploy. "Not that old joke, not again," she said to the delight of the audience. "I've been attending these dinners for years and just quietly sitting there. I've got a few things I want to say for a change."

GWB sat down and Laura proceeded to note that he is "usually in bed by now," and said she told him recently, "If you really want to end tyranny in the world you're going to have to stay up later." She outlined a typical evening: "Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep and I'm watching Desperate Housewives." Comedic pause. "With Lynne Cheney." Comedic pause. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife."

The First Lady went on to quip that one night she went out to Chippendales, a male strip bar, with Lynne Cheney, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and top Bush aide Karen Hughes.

"I wouldn't even mention it, except (Supreme Court Justices) Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there," she said. "I won't tell you what happened. But Lynne's secret service code name is now 'dollar bill'."

Laura Bush also joked about the president's mother Barbara Bush. "People think she's a sweet grandmotherly aunt Bea type. She's actually more like (fictional Mafia capo) Don Corleone."

She said that her husband actually knew little about ranching when they bought their ranch in Crawford, Texas.

"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year, when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse," she said.

The president now often spends time at the ranch clearing brush and cutting trails. "George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. Which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bush; condirice; dickcheney; georgew; laura; laurabush; lynne; president; vicepresident; whcadinner
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To: CaliforniaRichGRL

**I really love that picture of W blushing**

Me too! He's even cuter when he's blushing! :)

**Seeing them so in love makes me want to have a relationship like that when I'm older**

Ditto. As I told my best friend (and I think I've said it here about 600 times so I hope no one's sick of hearing it) I want to find someone who looks at me the way Dubya looks at Laura.


251 posted on 05/01/2005 7:29:57 PM PDT by ilovew ("If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much." I love Rummy!)
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To: snugs

Have a good day off! I will be priming and painting the basement . . . stop over if you need something to do--LOL!


252 posted on 05/01/2005 7:31:51 PM PDT by homemom (The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
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To: homemom

aww I see it! How sweet! haha yep...the blushing pic is my new fave along with the "love pat".


253 posted on 05/01/2005 7:32:09 PM PDT by CaliforniaRichGRL ("Have I told ya lately, you're my favorite?"- Reba Mcentire)
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To: prairiebreeze

Funny thing, Laura Bush gave an interview to CNN's Dana Bash a day or so before the dinner in which she said she has NEVER even watched Desperate Housewives. Her daughters gave her the DVD of the first year's shows and she's never even watched it. Truth be told, I haven't either.


254 posted on 05/01/2005 7:32:48 PM PDT by coloradomom
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To: Wolfstar

Thanks, Wolfstar, you have done it again sharing those great photos with the rest of us.

I am in awe of Laura Bush. She gave such a polished performance, with perfect comedic timing and inflection, it was very professional and yet sounded natural. Where did she learn that?

Maybe we should run her against Hilary in '08 . . .


255 posted on 05/01/2005 7:34:33 PM PDT by Liberty Wins (Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
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To: ilovew

Me 2...and he is cuter while blushing...Laura should make him blush even more!


256 posted on 05/01/2005 7:35:01 PM PDT by CaliforniaRichGRL ("Have I told ya lately, you're my favorite?"- Reba Mcentire)
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To: ohioWfan

Get over there and shake some sense into Deb!

But what I was going to say earlier about the show ...

Was anyone else really longing to just choke that Awful Mark Smith or whatever his name was. The new president of the Press organization.

The man was impossible. So smug and full of himself...talking about his wife and children having to put up with all the responsibility he has, his long hours, his duty... you'd think he was taking bullets in Iraq instead of dreaming up nasty questions for the President.

And then he has the nerve to smirk over at the Prez and indicate that the press is doing a service with their "hard" questions and maybe, like in 2009 he'll look back and thank them.

What a self-important, ridiculous jerk. The guy he followed was bad enough, but he is the worst.


257 posted on 05/01/2005 7:35:32 PM PDT by altura
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To: coloradomom

Well, it is very funny. Outrageous, of course.

I would call it a guilty pleasure, but I don't feel guilty.


258 posted on 05/01/2005 7:36:28 PM PDT by altura
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To: SevenofNine
Here is another one of her "talking to the press"


259 posted on 05/01/2005 7:37:04 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: SevenofNine; snugs

I absolutely adore the Barney and Beezie pictures! They are just the cutest!

I love the one of Beezie at the mic. Maybe she's learning how to give the press a piece of her mind!


260 posted on 05/01/2005 7:42:38 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday)
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To: snugs

Wow, Beezie is getting big! How do they tell her and Barney apart, I wonder?


261 posted on 05/01/2005 7:43:03 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: kayak

If you would please, add my son Nathan to that list. He is active duty, California National Guard.


262 posted on 05/01/2005 7:43:30 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: coloradomom

I've never watched it, either, as I don't particularly like the racy content. I haven't watched "regular" TV in years, but love watching sports, the History Channel, The Discovery Channel, A&E, cartoons, and of course Fox news.

That's the thing about Laura's Desperate Housewive's comment, you just know that it's a joke because of the kind of person she is.


263 posted on 05/01/2005 7:45:25 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday)
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To: Wolfstar

I thought the cleverest part of her routine was the crack about George always being in bed by nine o'clock, and that "If you really want to end tyranny in the world you're going to have to stay up later."

Which was really a clever way of pointing out to everybody how serious and hardworking he is. As a conservative, I appreciate the fact he is on the job at 6:30 in the Oval Office looking for ways to cut taxes and make our country safer, etc. Just the opposite of our former playboy president who didn't take his job seriously.


264 posted on 05/01/2005 7:49:04 PM PDT by Liberty Wins (Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
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To: Fudd Fan

Why not try making some scones here is a recipe

1/2 lb flour
1 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/2 teaspoon bicardbonate of soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2oz butter
1/4 pint milk
Milk or beaten egg to glaze

Preheat oven to 200 C (I find that maybe slightly hotter is better depends on how efficient your oven is)

Sieve flour, cream of tartar, bicarb and salt into a bowl. Add the fat, cut into small pieces and rub in with the finger tips until the mixtures resembles fine breadcrumbs.

Add enough milk to form a soft dough. Bring the mixture together lightly with the fingertips.

Roll or pat out the dough to 3/4 inch thickness and stamp out 10 scones using a floured 2 inch plain or fluted cutter.

Place the scones on a greased baking (cookie) sheet brush the tops with milk or beaten egg and bake for 12 - 15 mins. Cool on a wire rack.

Serve scones split and buttered or with jam and clotted cream.


265 posted on 05/01/2005 7:51:21 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Fudd Fan

She is still quite a bit smaller than Barney but she is a brindle and Barney is black.


266 posted on 05/01/2005 7:52:56 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: snugs

The recipe is great, but how do you pronounce "scone?" Does it rhyme with "cornpone?"


267 posted on 05/01/2005 7:55:23 PM PDT by Liberty Wins (Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
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To: snugs

Thanks snugs, you are a wonder. I will try that recipe sometime soon and let you know how I do!


268 posted on 05/01/2005 7:56:14 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: Liberty Wins

How do you pronounce cornpone LOL?

Some people pronounce it to rymthe with own. Others to rymthe with on.


269 posted on 05/01/2005 7:57:16 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: snugs

That's what I was afraid of. Even in the U.K. there are regional accents. So, "scone" as in "groan?"


270 posted on 05/01/2005 7:59:02 PM PDT by Liberty Wins (Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
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To: snugs

I was on a scone making kick a few years ago, probably after reading an English mystery! (ha)

I used the recipe in Joy of Cooking. I don't remember it being that complicated, but then I am no cook.

How do you make clotted cream. Now that always intrigued me! I love cream, clotted sounds good!


271 posted on 05/01/2005 7:59:03 PM PDT by altura
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To: snugs

Don't the Scots say "scone" as in "swoon?"


272 posted on 05/01/2005 8:01:00 PM PDT by Liberty Wins (Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
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To: snugs

Ah, I had read that Beezie is a brindle but I forgot about it, maybe because I had no idea Scotties came in brindle.

Reminds me of when I was a teenager- we had a German Shepherd (we always had shepherds) that was all black, but she was indeed a full-blooded shepherd, with papers and everything, just like the others we had. Many people didn't know that German Shepherds can be all black or all white, not just brindles. She was the most intelligent dog we ever had, and when you're comparing shepherds, that's saying something.


273 posted on 05/01/2005 8:01:27 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: altura
You buy clotted cream it is an extra thick almost solid cream. The recipe is not complicated all they are saying is use the tip of your fingers because they will be the coolest part which is essential for recipes using the rubbing in method.
274 posted on 05/01/2005 8:04:39 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: RonDog


Thank you!!!


275 posted on 05/01/2005 8:05:15 PM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a fine job with "Oil for Food" in Iraq, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: Fudd Fan
Here is my friend's white German shepherd


276 posted on 05/01/2005 8:07:00 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Fudd Fan

Yeah, I found a white German Shepherd on a walk. It was sad. He was traumatized and had been dumped, obviously. He wouldn't leave the stands by the football field at the high school. I took him food and water and called a rescue organization. He would be okay with women but growled and barked at men, especially if they were wearing a cap. I was never afraid of him. He was actually an albino--had startling blue eyes. I wanted him, but he would have been hard, and we had a cranky old lab.

By the way, the White German Shepherd people are total snobs...they refuse to take the albinos. Let's just say they are white supremists.

It's funny about how you guys call them Alsatians, Snugs. I understand that came from the war...the understandable aversion to anything "German."


277 posted on 05/01/2005 8:07:18 PM PDT by altura
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To: Liberty Wins

I have not a clue I say it as in "on"


278 posted on 05/01/2005 8:07:43 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: altura

Sort of but it is a region in France where the white ones actually came from


279 posted on 05/01/2005 8:08:49 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: snugs

What a sweet face. I will always believe that German Shepherds have the most gorgeous faces of all dogs. Maybe it's because I've been around them all my life, but I can always tell whether they are masculine or feminine, just like people. I think they are the only dogs you can do that with.

I adore wolves too.


280 posted on 05/01/2005 8:09:29 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: altura

Just don't mention the war!


281 posted on 05/01/2005 8:10:24 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: Fudd Fan

I tease my friend and call Baron Wolfie


282 posted on 05/01/2005 8:10:35 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Fudd Fan

My brother raised German shepherds for a long time, and belonged to Washington Dog Rescue in WA State. I love all dogs, but shepherds are my favorite.

I remember this one time when my brother was living out in the country with his shepherds, and a yappy little fluffball of a dog wandered into their yard. We looked out the window to see one of his shepherds, Banzai, shaking the dog by it's collar like a rag mop. At my brother's command Banzai let go, and the poor little dog waddled as if he was drunk, out of the yard and down the street.


283 posted on 05/01/2005 8:14:31 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday)
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To: altura

Details of Alsace

http://www.answers.com/topic/alsace


284 posted on 05/01/2005 8:14:40 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Theresawithanh

That's funny....One of my friends daughters asked if I wanted to go see the Chip -n-dales...I thought she was referring to the chipmunks....A little naive here!.....They still tease me about it!


285 posted on 05/01/2005 8:15:40 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Party affiliation merits mentioned only if unique not common place.... R = unique. D=common place)
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To: snugs

Our black Shepherd was a bit wide in the beam, and looked a lot like a black bear, so we always called her "Bear" even though her name was Beauty. Even our vet called her "Bear," he loved her. Strangers were usually very afraid of her and she would MILK that!- but little kids could do literally anything to her. She was an amazing dog and I still miss her. Unfortunately I married a guy who is deathly allergic to pets so we can't have any, tho he loves dogs and dearly wishes we could. So we've made good friends with the local squirrels.


286 posted on 05/01/2005 8:16:10 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: altura

This explains a little more where the word Alsatian comes from

http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?method=4&dsid=2222&dekey=Alsatian+language&gwp=8&curtab=2222_1


287 posted on 05/01/2005 8:17:50 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: hoosiermama

LOL! (cue the music) I'm Chip, I'm Dale, we're just a couple of happy chipmunks out to have some fun!

That was also the point about my mom in that story, she was a very intelligent woman, but sometimes got her words a little mixed up.


288 posted on 05/01/2005 8:18:29 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday)
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To: Wolfstar
Thank you for posting this wonderfully fun thread, Wolfstar.

Makes the end of this weekend of weedeating and other chores refreshing to see our President and his First Lady show so much incredible warmth and precious loving regard for each other.

The pics are great.

289 posted on 05/01/2005 8:20:04 PM PDT by harpo11
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To: Theresawithanh

At the same time that we had our black shepherd, my grandfather had a purebred Pekinese named Bhudda. What an obnoxious little dog, as little dogs can be, but he just adored my grandfather. So Grandpa took him everywhere, and that included our house. Bhudda would constantly yap, yap yap at our dog and the looks she gave him were priceless.


290 posted on 05/01/2005 8:20:34 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: Fudd Fan
Here is cute photo I have found of Barney with Andy Card and Karl Rove I think it was taken last year


291 posted on 05/01/2005 8:21:26 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: JustaCowgirl
Babs BoxoRocks got to see DeLeeza in the confirmation hearings...

ROFLMAO!!! That's a wonderful example of Cedric's DeLeeza character.

292 posted on 05/01/2005 8:21:36 PM PDT by Wolfstar
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To: JustaCowgirl

I think her hair might be up. I've seen her wear it that way before. Most becoming.


293 posted on 05/01/2005 8:22:30 PM PDT by Wolfstar
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To: Wolfstar

You guys are making me very sorry I didn't stay up for Cedric's act!


294 posted on 05/01/2005 8:23:22 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
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To: Fudd Fan
My friends previous German Shepherd was a cross with a rottweiler it was a lovely dog so sweet natured here is a photo of it with him


295 posted on 05/01/2005 8:24:46 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Wild Irish Rogue

When it comes to labeling anything "too vulgar," the Left has zero credibility.


296 posted on 05/01/2005 8:25:41 PM PDT by Wolfstar
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To: Theresawithanh

My mom did the same thing....SHe once told my dad she wanted to stay home (She was his secretary, they had a Bush marriage) for a few weeks and be a "groundhog". We had carpenters adding a room to the house and she wanted to be their "GO-for"!

Laura reminds me a lot of my mother....Basically very shy, but VERY capable......and a wonderful sense of humor.....Laugh easy and long.


297 posted on 05/01/2005 8:26:28 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Party affiliation merits mentioned only if unique not common place.... R = unique. D=common place)
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To: snugs

How sweet! My previous roommate had a Rottie named Tasha. She was a love, but just let a stranger come around! How we all cried when she died of ovarian cancer, even the two guys we shared the house with.


298 posted on 05/01/2005 8:27:13 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday)
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To: RonDog

Something must be wrong with the Condi clip, won't let me see it, or download it....


299 posted on 05/01/2005 8:29:03 PM PDT by Jewels1091
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To: altura

Details of clotted cream

http://www.britishdelights.com/cream.htm

I have also just found this recipe for actually making your own clotted cream.

MAKING YOUR OWN DEVONSHIRE OR CLOTTED CREAM
1 serving

In winter, let fresh, unpasteurized cream stand 12 hours, (in summer, about 6 hours) in a heat-proof dish. Then put the cream on to heat - the lower the heat the better. It must never boil, as this will coagulate the albumen and ruin everything. When small rings or undulations form on the surface, the cream is sufficiently scalded.

Remove at once from heat and store in a cold place at least 12 hours. Then skim the thick, clotted cream and serve it very cold as a garnish for berries, or spread on scones and top with jam.


300 posted on 05/01/2005 8:30:08 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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