Why Can’t They “Just Get Along”? (V-Day meets P-Day on campus)

NRO ^ | May 2,2005 | Christina Hoff Sommers

[xsmommy]

i am thinking that any number of WFTD students are actually penis warriors... this is hysterical!

[clyde asbury]

The penis mightier than the sword!

Mr. P gets the chicks.

[clyde asbury]

[Eve Ensler] uses the cause she raises money for, violence against women, as her shield against any criticism of the work itself. Although I do see that as a just cause, I question her methods.

How does chanting the “C” word help women? How does glorifying a 24-year-old woman who seduces a 13-year-old girl, help women? How is any of this a step forward for women? How is it not seen for what it is, a step backward for society as a whole?

http://www.rwucr.com/testaclese/monologues.htm

[clyde asbury]

"The P-Day satirists are the first to admit that their initiative is tasteless and crude. But they rightly point out that V-Day is far more extreme. They are shocked that the administration has come down hard on their good-natured spoof, when all along it has been completely accommodating to the in-your-face vulgarity of the vagina activists."

http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp

[An American Patriot]

"the P-Day “mascot” — a friendly looking “penis” named Testaclese, has been confiscated and is under lock and key"

No doubt right next to the chastity belt.

Would include more comments, but have run out of Kleenex and can't see the monitor from the tears (laughter) clouding my vision.

Funniest thing I've read in a while.

[Sender]

Aaarrggghhhh! This is no mushroom!! OMG, it's a walking (censored) and I just shook hands with it!!!

[Sender]

Give unto Testacles what is Testacles', and give unto God what is God's.

[clyde asbury]

Testacles would like to give a witty retort, but he isn't in top form mentally right now. You see, sometimes:

[decal]

"I'm Testacles, and so's my wife!"

"All your Testaclese are belong to us."

Thank you, I'll be here all week - be sure to tip your waitstaff...

[Coleus]

Let's hope P-day stays out of Catholic Colleges:

V-Day has now replaced Valentine’s Day on more than 500 college campuses (including Catholic ones). The high point of the day is a performance of Ensler’s raunchy play, which consists of various women talking in graphic, and I mean graphic, terms about their intimate anatomy. The play is poisonously anti-male. Its only romantic scene, if you can call it that, takes place when a 24-year-old woman seduces a young girl (in the original version she was 13 years old, but in a more recent version is played as a 16-year-old.) The woman invites the girl into her car, takes her to her house, plies her with vodka, and seduces her. What might seem like a scene from a public-service kidnapping-prevention video shown to schoolchildren becomes, in Ensler’s play “a kind of heaven.”

[fatima]

Father told me they kicked out Saint Valentine.I is this true.Does anybody know.

[VRWCmember]

We just might have to restrain xs.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I think they both need a good spanking.........

[knews_hound]

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